Mu Yun had a dream. In it, he was locked in a dark little room, tied to a chair, unable to move. Ghostly figures flickered in the dim light. His long-unseen wedding ship, the Unicorn, raised its cute little foot and stepped on his thigh, its eyes vacant, a bright smile appearing on its unpredictable face. "Commander... is Honkai Impact 3 fun?"... This must be a dream, not real, not real. He quickly closed his eyes, trying to shake off the illusion, but when he opened them again, he saw Seele. "Captain, I heard you're raising donkeys on Rhodes Island?"... It seems he's been too tired lately and is hallucinating...

[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]

Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.

Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan

The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.

Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose

......

Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.

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Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

...

"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~

[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.

[Slice-of-life story] + [No angst, feel-good story] + [Teacher protagonist] + [Multiple female leads?] + Will uphold some professional ethics

What should we do when we arrive in Kivotos?

Let them see what true supreme power in Kiwatos is!

In terms of ideology, we are not like South Korea; we don't care about the face of the group.

As for the rest, need I say more?

This is a nearly new piece for my personal use. I just enjoyed writing it, and I'll probably finish it if it doesn't turn out like this.

"Others who traveled through time are all Long Aotian, why should I——

Wearing a maid outfit to avoid being chased by the light music club

Use a cooking pot to fight against a special cursed spirit

· Being treated as dangerous goods by Shana and monitored 24 hours a day

Encountering a giant during a math test

Has it become the "humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb" that AST and Academy City are fighting over?

The worst part is, Yukinoshita Yukino actually asked me to write an apology for blowing up the gymnasium! ? "

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

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"Your sanity has returned to zero, please replenish it with pure Originium immediately." After hearing the system prompt, Bo tried hard to open the drawer, but his eyes went dark and he lost the ability to think.

A few minutes later.

Bo: "Little Platinum cutie, be my girlfriend!"

Bai Jin: "If it's the doctor, I would..."

Mr. Bo: "Great, let's change people!"

Bo: "Little Blue Poison Angel, I seem to have fallen in love with you!"

Blue Poison: "Actually, I'm also sorry about you, Doctor..."

Bo: "Done, keep going!"

Mr. Bo: "Little White Rabbit, please spend the rest of your life with me."

Little White Rabbit: "If that is your wish, then I will..."

Mr. Bo: "NICE, next one."

Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…

“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.

"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.

"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.

Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"

Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."