"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

Ye Yue is a programmer who created and designed a character. Age: 18. Height: 188cm. Appearance: 666. Strength: 666. Speed: 666. Endurance: 666. Explosiveness: 666. Stamina: 666. Charm: 9999999999999999+. Occupation: gigolo. Money: 666666666 yuan. When Ye Yue woke up that day, she found herself in a parallel world—the Chinese-speaking world. And she had become the character she created. Because of her boundless charm, countless female celebrities cried and begged to be her sugar daddy. Yang Mi pinned her against the wall, declaring domineeringly, "Ye Yue, come to my studio, I'll be your manager, I'll support you!" Jiang Shuying pinned her to the bed, saying, "Ye Yue, I love you, I want to have your baby." Dilraba climbed into her bed in the middle of the night, pushing her against her, saying, "Ye Yue, I can't love you enough anymore."

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

(VIP full subscription group: 590323997 (Full subscription screenshot required to join the group).

(Regular book club group: 420179413, welcome to join!)

This chat group has the following rules: 1. Although the group owner is adorable, please do not accept their summons casually. 2. If you unfortunately accept the group owner's summons, please do not feed the cute bugs any strange food. Although it won't kill them, it will make them vomit strange things. (Absolutely do not feed them Originium or Herrscher Cores; you don't want to see these cute little guys multiplying.) 3. If you are unfortunately approached by the cute bugs, please do not put your hand into their mouths. You will bear the consequences if you violate this rule. (Currently, the cute bugs have already bitten through the equipment of several Valkyries.) 4. Please do not inquire about the source of the ingredients in the potions the group owner uses to heal group members. Believe me, you don't want to know. (A certain green-haired scientist's worldview has collapsed because of this.) 5. Finally, absolutely do not (crossed out) summon the group owner! (So far, several group members' worlds have been taken over by these cute little guys.)

[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway + Multiverse Chat Group + Multiple Heroines + Love Triangle + Interstellar Entertainment]

Ye Fan, the "treasure" of the Starry Sky Train, and the "most wanted criminal" in the cosmic black market.

The God of Destruction considers him a confidant, company executives treat him like an ATM, and the Genius Club expels him...

With countless aliases, he has etched the words "fun person" into his DNA throughout the universe.

He had planned to lie on March 7th's lap, continue to deceive Aista, and live out the rest of his life in peace.

Unexpectedly, the [Multiverse Chat Group] suddenly appeared, bringing in a bunch of "old acquaintances".

He just wanted to be a regular veteran and help out the newbies, but the group quest suddenly asked him to destroy a planet to save a damsel in distress?

When his extraordinary online persona was exposed by his group members:

Tsunade: "Good brother! Lend me that Star Destroyer to bombard the four countries, just four shots!"

Nami: "Mr. Ye Fan! A small spaceship that can defeat pirates... I'll trade my points for it!"

Kanae Butterfly: "P-Please, please don't use the railgun against the Demon King..." [Reading Guide]

1v1? No, it's ALL IN! Warning: A chaotic battleground is about to unfold!

Q: Faced with a battleground that has expanded to all the heavens and myriad worlds, how should Ye Fan break the deadlock?

A. Creates a new account and continues to court disaster.

B. I'm coming clean, I'm the mastermind behind it all.

C. Lying down and enjoying myself, I want it all.

D. Call on your Star God friends for backup.

Lin Xuan transmigrated to a parallel world where novels were just becoming popular. He seized the opportunity and wrote a tomb raiding novel, which became an instant hit. However, one day, Lin Xuan was astonished to discover that the ancient tomb the archaeological team explored was exactly the same as what he found in his book! "This author is definitely a tomb raider! The porcelain, jade artifacts, and even the environment are all exactly as he described!" "So, Qingxuan was writing about his personal experience? You all insist on calling it a novel!" "Qingxuan, they found a tree with human heads in the ancient tomb, isn't that exactly the same as in your book?" "Quickly, ask a lawyer, is it illegal for me to go to ancient tombs to find inspiration?"

(Book club: 455502963) (Fanfiction with major modifications! This is a novel that even those who have never played Arknights can enjoy!) After being transmigrated and thrown into the wilderness, on the verge of starvation, what would a mobile game player's first reaction be when they see a beautiful girl with long, purple, waist-length hair in a single ponytail, wearing a black and yellow outfit and carrying a gun? "wa2000! Help me! I want to join Griffin! Let me see the boss!!" "What's Griffin? I'm Exusiai!" [Pitfall]

Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…

“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.

"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.

"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.

Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"

Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."

Good news: I became Enkidu. Bad news: I transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3, and their eyes are all weird! In simulation: [Blocked a hit from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gained Death Resistance A+] [Mébius gave up his ideals for you, gained a handsome young man A+] [Became the only light in Otto's heart, gained Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]..... Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! Enkidu is mine!" Raiden Mei: "Enough! We are good sisters, that's true, but I am Enkidu's first girlfriend!" Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to go to the amusement park with Bronya and Seele today?" Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ The battle for the main wife is always like this????~" Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire Chaser [Heavenly Lock], I came in response to your cry for help, that's right, I am your mast.

[Transmigration + Another World + No System + Fantasy + Magic + Slice of Life]

"Brother, we're going to be late! Please get up quickly!"

"Sleep a little longer, sweetie, let me sleep a little longer..."

"Big brother, wake up! Today is the entrance exam, if you don't get up I'm going to use the special wake-up service!"

"Um... Xiaoxue, could you please get off me first?"

Grandmaster Dongfang Bai's greatest achievement upon traversing the Celestial Empire—

Not becoming a Level 0 loser,

Instead, she became the "key protected waste" of the genius mage's sister.

Younger sister: A level 5 genius beauty whose daily skills are being able to defeat everything in sight and creating "surprises" for her brother.

Brother: Lv0 Salted Fish, his survival skill is to try not to be driven away by his sister's excessive protectiveness.

On the first day of school, the entire school witnessed this outrageous scene:

"My sister could punch Cerberus to death, but she insisted that I braid her hair myself."

"My brother can't even make a water balloon, but he's the best brother in the world! ...Hey? Brother, don't run away!"