Lu Xiaotian accidentally came to the world of food wars and found himself a useless kitchen helper in Hojo House. What's even worse is that he has a sister who looks pure but is crazy about erotic games.

Is this the rhythm of German orthopedics?

In order to save his sister who is addicted to erotic games, Lu Xiaotian, who is determined to become a chef, started his own vigorous journey of cooking with a soup spoon in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right hand. (This story and characters are purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.) ...

All virgins, all collected. No NTR, no landmines, just a chill, slice-of-life vibe. No stock market-style emotional rollercoasters. Too many tags to count, verdict: Bulldozer route (refers to collecting girls).

This is a work of pure fiction, do not compare it to real life. If your worldview is still under construction, consider turning back.

In the later chapters, the "big car" (R18 content) goes full throttle.

Since this is a Benzi-style light novel, minors are strictly not allowed.

Cold on the outside but secretly a tsundere brocon — Cheng Yuan, the younger sister.

Possessed by a demon ring, twisted emotions, suspected yandere — Yuki the Snow Girl.

Devoted and doting to the extreme — Felsie, the Elf Queen.

Tried to pull a fast one, failed miserably, got trained into a slave girl — Xiao Ke’er, the sister’s bestie.

Elegant, noble, and alluring — Aunt Bai, the Mermaid.

Plus a lewd succubus teacher, an elf girl who traveled across lands, and even a dumb, clumsy beast-ear loli maid in white thigh-highs who showed up at the door.

Ever since Chu Xiunan put on an ancient and mysterious ring, his plain, dull life was turned completely upside down...

The main storyline follows everyday emotional development.

No power leveling, no endless monster grinding. No male side characters.

Only a few minor mob characters pop up briefly for plot needs.

Ye You, a graduate of the Clock Tower Archaeology Department with a rare magical attribute, opened an antique bookstore in Tokyo. His favorite thing to do is to study knowledge in peace and tranquility. Until recently, he received a letter from his old friend, Tōsaka Tokiomi, who brought a little girl home. Then, strange things began to happen one after another. He heard vague whispers in his ears, and ancient images emerged in his mind. When Ye You gazed at the moon, he found that the moon was also gazing at him.

What should I do if [Transformation] + [Marvel] + [HP]

is in the wrong world?

Hermione dressed as an HP world, but appeared in Marvel.

A mysterious magic book that makes Hermione jump back and forth in the worlds of Marvel and Harry Potter.

……

Tony Stark: It's time to study the Anti-Wizard Warframe.

Hermione: Are you talking about your ragged mantling that was torn down by whom?

Hulk: Roar!!

Hermione: Shut up and be careful I remove your pants...... Except for your weapons!

Ancient One: There are no mages on the timeline......

Hermione: Again, I'm a wizard!

Nick Fury: Where exactly are you from?

Hermione raised an eyebrow: I, Hermione, from Hogwarts!

[The protagonist's belly is black, the main world HP and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, there will be other Marvel worlds in the future, but they will not be fused]

[The unknown diary of a white devil]

"In 1991, I entered school, and together with the savior Harry Potter, the magic world gave me a good feeling. Magic is really wonderful.

"In 1992, I was a little bored today, so I just went out and killed a few Death Eaters for fun."

"In 1993, Dumbledore is really old and confused. How can people feel at ease if he doesn't hold power in his own hands? No wonder he is always disgusted by the people in the Ministry of Magic."

"In 1994, why is Voldemort so timid? He has been resurrected for a long time but there is no movement. Is he still the dark devil who doesn't take all wizards seriously?"

"In 1995, why did Grindelwald come out? Two generations of dark devils joined forces? Do you still have shame?"

"In 1996, he finally stopped hiding? Just right, solved it all at once. ”

......

Hermione: Harry! You must tell Dumbledore about this - well, you can tell Damon too.

Harry: Damon, thank you, you are the only one who always believes in me - what? You want to take a photo of me in women's clothing and send it to Snape - but - why?

Professor McGonagall: It is a loss for the entire British wizarding world that you don't participate in Quidditch!

Dumbledore: Damon, I think you are right, I made a mistake - I forgot the feelings of young people - but fortunately you are here, it seems that I can be a teacher with peace of mind, after all, this is the best for me.

Death Eater: Do you think Damon White has become more and more cruel recently? I really regret being infected with the Dark Mark...

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

Pick up girls in dimensions and travel through infinity!

The ability to collect comes to every world in an absolute manner.

Lin Mo, who was pregnant with the system, came to a chaotic world with a catalog of forbidden magical words, Qiong Mei, Misaka Mikoto, and Gabriel.

As time goes by, the chaotic heaven and the hell that covets the human world will come again!

The prelude to the war between science and the magic society in the forbidden word list is quietly beginning...

(Newcomer’s first work)

Current world progress: Supercar + Directory of Magical Banned Words (Main World) → Dating → Sword Art Online → Battle City → Seven Magicians → Blood Devouring Raid Season 1 and 2 (in progress)

Travel through Naruto and activate the harem skirt. All the women who enter the skirt will be his future harem.

Every day, you can make up a future video related to the skirt members, and the video will become true.

Mu Mu: So, if you want a certain ability, just make it up? If you want a certain woman, just make it up?

then–

Konoha Shika: What? We are going to marry Mu Mu together. What is his merit? … He is the hybrid of Senju, Uzumaki and Uchiha, and he has activated the three bloodlines at the same time. He is also the sixth Hokage! That’s fine. We are willing to marry him!

Xiyan: Jifeng is a tuberculosis patient, I like people who are strong and healthy!

Xihi Kurenai: Mumu is too manly, and that cannot be decorated with a beard.

Hongdou: Marry Mumu and you’ll have endless meatballs to eat. That’s great!

Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Samui…

As one after another entered the skirt, everyone gradually became dumbfounded.

Is this a way to capture all the beauties in the ninja world? Are his kidneys made of alloy?

Kushina, Mikoto, Nohara Rin, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Ji…

Unexpectedly, even the dead were not spared? !

Servant Lancer Remlia Scarlet... Queen of the Night, reigns here. From now on, I will be your master, servant, are you type B blood?"

"Servant Saber Akame, in response to our previous meeting, nice to meet again, Master."

"Archer Misaka Mikoto, eh, do we know each other? Hey, hey, hey! Master, your pick-up method is too old-fashioned."

"Servant Saber, I came here in response to the summons. Well, just call me Kirito."

"Servant Archer, my name is Tokisaki Kurumi. Ah, Koizumi-kun, we are also an accomplice who saved the world together. Why are you hiding from me like this?

The singularities that have been determined so far are:

First singularity: Prosperous Illusionary Empire · Imperial Capital

Second singularity: Land of Death-Inducing Nightmares · Westward Journey

Third singularity: Day of the Fall of Pure Thunder · Academy City

Fourth singularity: Day of the Awakening of the Crimson Devil · Romania

Fifth singularity: When the Swords Sonate · SAO

Sixth singularity: All Worlds Gather · Different World

Seventh singularity: Glow of Fallen Stars · Midzilda