[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

The labyrinth city of Orario—a vast metropolis encompassing a magnificent underground labyrinth (commonly known as a "dungeon"). The thrill of the unknown, the glory of splendor, and even a romance with a lovely girl. In this city where dreams and desires lie in wait, a young boy encounters a small "god." Rejected by all the "families," the boy, determined to become an adventurer, encounters a fateful encounter with a god with zero members. This is the boy's trajectory, the goddess's record.

Pick up girls in dimensions and travel through infinity!

The ability to collect comes to every world in an absolute manner.

Lin Mo, who was pregnant with the system, came to a chaotic world with a catalog of forbidden magical words, Qiong Mei, Misaka Mikoto, and Gabriel.

As time goes by, the chaotic heaven and the hell that covets the human world will come again!

The prelude to the war between science and the magic society in the forbidden word list is quietly beginning...

(Newcomer’s first work)

Current world progress: Supercar + Directory of Magical Banned Words (Main World) → Dating → Sword Art Online → Battle City → Seven Magicians → Blood Devouring Raid Season 1 and 2 (in progress)

Travel through Naruto and activate the harem skirt. All the women who enter the skirt will be his future harem.

Every day, you can make up a future video related to the skirt members, and the video will become true.

Mu Mu: So, if you want a certain ability, just make it up? If you want a certain woman, just make it up?

then–

Konoha Shika: What? We are going to marry Mu Mu together. What is his merit? … He is the hybrid of Senju, Uzumaki and Uchiha, and he has activated the three bloodlines at the same time. He is also the sixth Hokage! That’s fine. We are willing to marry him!

Xiyan: Jifeng is a tuberculosis patient, I like people who are strong and healthy!

Xihi Kurenai: Mumu is too manly, and that cannot be decorated with a beard.

Hongdou: Marry Mumu and you’ll have endless meatballs to eat. That’s great!

Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Samui…

As one after another entered the skirt, everyone gradually became dumbfounded.

Is this a way to capture all the beauties in the ninja world? Are his kidneys made of alloy?

Kushina, Mikoto, Nohara Rin, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Ji…

Unexpectedly, even the dead were not spared? !

After being rejected by seven or eight families in Orario, Roy unexpectedly discovered that he could travel through different worlds, just like in a game panel. He could upgrade his attributes by clearing dungeons and beating bosses.

From then on, he embarked on a road of no return to kill monsters

and upgrade. When he came to his senses, Roy had already led the Astralia family to stand on the top of the heavens. The gods would retreat in front of them.

Standing in front of you is

the terminator of the dark faction!

The leader of the strongest family in Orario!

The world hero who defeated the black dragon!

The super adventurer who broke through the dungeon!

The first god killer in a thousand years!

The king of the harem that the gods would envy!

——Roy!

After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.

You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.

Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!

Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"

Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"

Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"

Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"

Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"

I awoke from a dream, incomprehensible murmurs echoing in my ears. Forgotten myself, lost my past. Looking around, I realized I was in hell—explosions raged across the azure sky, bullets ravaged the streets like a torrent, and war burned constantly across this land. The aliens who lived here possessed seemingly fragile yet fearless bodies, forming gangs for their own purposes, killing each other day and night. Then, they discovered me. They called themselves students, told me this place was called Kivotos. They also called me—Teacher.

For Chen Lingxu, the ancient Qilin overlord who descended from the heavens, once a Tikkaz, always a Tikkaz. Do you think that transforming from a bunch of aliens into the busty, slender, long-legged, and shapely Sarkaz, Sarkaz, Durin, Anassa, and Oni beauties... can sever ties with what he did as a Tikkaz? For Chen Lingxu, the Primordial Celestial Venerable who once ruled over the Shuangmin, the beastly acts of the past are irrelevant, but the abundance of beauties of today are readily available. Awakened by a green-haired lynx, Chen Lingxu looked at himself in the mirror and exclaimed in shock: "Wine and women have made me so haggard? From this day forward, I will abstain from alcohol!" He then told the lynx, "Please rest assured, AMA-10, I am also actively interrogating the alien female spy today!"

As the conflict among the Terran nations intensifies, demons and sea creatures alike stir. Chen Xiu awakens in the free, open, and glamorous world of Longmen, becoming a solitary Cyclops boy. Nearly starving to death on the streets, he unexpectedly awakens the Originium skill that allows him to predict daily intelligence! With the help of this daily intelligence, he rises to prominence, becoming entangled in a wide range of events. [Ding, daily intelligence has been updated] [At 21:53, the hungry Celinina Texas made up her mind and walked into the dark and secluded alleys of the Longmen slums, hoping to run into a few blind thieves] [Today is Beatrix Shihuaiya's first day at the Longmen Guard Bureau. The energetic Shihuaiya wants to make some achievements as soon as possible, but is mercilessly ridiculed by a certain Fanchang Dragon] [The business war between Fengchi Logistics and Yilandi Express has reached a critical juncture. Yilandi Express's security director secretly hired several bandits to kidnap Baisong] [At stall xxx in Panjiayuan, an antique wine glass containing a fragment of the consciousness of the year-old will be for sale] [One month later, an unexpected Originium rain disaster will befall Longmen City] [Today's Tao Cesium Intelligence: Chen Huijie's measurements are...]