Blue Sky: @Flying Squirrel, did you read the red leather and yellow letter book I gave you? To build a harmonious and beautiful society. If you don’t restrain your men properly, I’ll really kick your ass.

Flying Squirrel: ∑(O_O;)

I’m (not) a Siscon: I just want Nunnally to live a normal and happy life, how can I be a siscon?

Ordinary Elementary School Student: @Walpurgisnacht? Where are you? I’ll help you.

Tokisaki Kurumi, Blank, Kira Yamato, Shana, Asuna, Yakumo Yukari, Nagato Yuki, Minato Namikaze, Rintaro Okabe… etc., the Dimensional Chat Room will lead everyone to the most perfect world line.

[Simulator + Love + Shura Field + Husband Chasing Cremator] Xia Zhi traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inadvertently awakened the Life Simulator. Simulate different lives and receive corresponding rewards. [Simulate Keqing's childhood sweetheart and make him/her unforgettable!] [Simulate the benefactor who helped Ningguang build her business empire!] [Simulate a descendant of the Qilin clan and help Ganyu inherit the Qilin bloodline!] [Simulate a wandering demon god and connect with Shen He!] [Simulate...] At first, Xia Zhi thought his simulated lives were just fragments created by the system. It wasn't until more and more people came to him that he realized something was amiss. Everyone still retains memories of the simulation...

Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

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