Mu Yun had a dream. In it, he was locked in a dark little room, tied to a chair, unable to move. Ghostly figures flickered in the dim light. His long-unseen wedding ship, the Unicorn, raised its cute little foot and stepped on his thigh, its eyes vacant, a bright smile appearing on its unpredictable face. "Commander... is Honkai Impact 3 fun?"... This must be a dream, not real, not real. He quickly closed his eyes, trying to shake off the illusion, but when he opened them again, he saw Seele. "Captain, I heard you're raising donkeys on Rhodes Island?"... It seems he's been too tired lately and is hallucinating...

(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)

Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

[mygo+mujica+Shura Field+cult classic]

Morning broadcast: A naked man appeared on the streets of Tokyo today and has been sent to a mental hospital.

Ave Mujica declares war on MyGO Budokan

The Owner of Half the World - The Last Words of the Clown! Want to obtain infinite wealth and realize your ultimate desire? Go form a band! Build the strongest band and seize the great treasure! The era of the world's great bands begins.

Roselia vs. Ave Mujica: The Resurrection of the Tempered Blue Rose

......

Many years later, Jiu Ke, who is being pulled by multiple women, will surely remember the night when he abducted his father-in-law.

Bai Yue transmigrated to Arknights and became a Sarkaz succubus, a race extinct on this land. He awakened the [Succubus Training] system, gaining succubus points by absorbing the life essence of others. These points have many uses: extracting various Mickey Mouse gadgets to strengthen the body and mind, and awakening various succubus abilities. He lived with the charming police officer Chen Sir, occasionally giving massages to the little tiger at the shop, and providing free medical care in the slums every now and then, while also maintaining a relationship with Sister Yu Xia. Life was leisurely and carefree. However, the Reunion Movement wreaked havoc both inside and outside Lungmen, and no one could remain uninvolved. There was no escape, so he faced the challenge head-on! But he gradually discovered... Wait, what?! What does it mean to become the Sarkaz leader?! How did I start the Reunion Movement again?! And why is the Emperor of Ursus even trying to claim kinship with me?! How did I become a high-ranking noble?!

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

...

"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~

"The book says I'm your fiancée."

"...Yeah, you're right."

"You're actually my husband."

"...Actually I'm Qin Shi Huang. Hey, don't do it!"

Nian Lun was sweating as he faced the fire in his backyard.

But who can resist those lovers who only have eyes for you?

As their cheap husbands, let the Shura field come even more fiercely!

...

"I like both painting and you."

"Oh my, you are so popular. I wonder who you like more~"

Isn't this a bit too fierce?

[Slice-of-life story] + [No angst, feel-good story] + [Teacher protagonist] + [Multiple female leads?] + Will uphold some professional ethics

What should we do when we arrive in Kivotos?

Let them see what true supreme power in Kiwatos is!

In terms of ideology, we are not like South Korea; we don't care about the face of the group.

As for the rest, need I say more?

This is a nearly new piece for my personal use. I just enjoyed writing it, and I'll probably finish it if it doesn't turn out like this.

[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.

"Others who traveled through time are all Long Aotian, why should I——

Wearing a maid outfit to avoid being chased by the light music club

Use a cooking pot to fight against a special cursed spirit

· Being treated as dangerous goods by Shana and monitored 24 hours a day

Encountering a giant during a math test

Has it become the "humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb" that AST and Academy City are fighting over?

The worst part is, Yukinoshita Yukino actually asked me to write an apology for blowing up the gymnasium! ? "

【Slightly abstract】【Unsystematic forced flow】【Lifetime】

[AiChuTV] [Tongzi won MVP Support!]

All characters in this article are over 18 years old! ! ! !

Chu Yu, an ambitious young man from China, suffers from an incurable disease.

At the critical moment, a system called "Band Simulation" comes to tell him that as long as he goes to the band world and makes all the simulated objects 100% favorable, he can successfully cure his body.

After getting some promises from the system, Chu Yu immediately decided to go for it!

But after repeated simulations, he gradually discovered that something was wrong.

He found that the girls he simulated did not seem like AI+ operations, but more like real people, and were very flexible in some places?

"Xiao Yuzi, I didn't realize you were so charming! So many girls..."

"Yuu~, do you want to listen to my three chords? It's super cool!"

"+If I could form a lifelong band with Yu... Oh, if there is no Yu... Watasi"

"Ah... For a paramecium-like creature like me, it's best to stay in the corner..."

…

Until the end, when all the girls' favorability is 100%, what choice will you make?

"The conditions have been detected. Do you want to return immediately?"

“…”

"lifetime!"