Transmigrating to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Lu Yu activated his simulator. [Simulator Starts] [Host, please, as a gentleman, guide the heroines in the simulation to the path of health!] "Ms. Kiana Kaslana, I am enchanted by your beauty." "Bishop Theresa, I'll wait for you in the church tonight." "Raiden Mei, you don't want your father to go to jail, do you?" "Queen Silin, I'm your dog tonight!" Lu Yu: "My dog ​​system took my blow. Where's the gentleman you promised me?" (This is a fan fiction with a lot of dubious settings. Don't stumble into it.)

(Purely joyful, focusing on daily life, a slow-paced plot, high-sugar, no-slasher plot, a harem of witty rants and goofballs, a hilarious story that'll make you smile.)

Chu Li thought that as a man devoted to love, a virgin who'd been single-handedly solo for 20 years, he'd have a happy ending when he met his destined partner.

But...

"Li, I know, everything now is a lie." The cook, with her EX-level housekeeping skill, glared.

"Damn Chu Li, actually... you're the most delicious~" a certain white-haired idiot said with a goofy grin.

"Chu Li, don't forget tonight's Sword Heart Jue," said the Red Kite Immortal.

"Uncle, the white-cut duck isn't tasty!" a certain fake "Three-Nothing" shuddered.

And Chu Li...

"Seven minutes of redemption, even if it's fake, I'll definitely find you again, but only if... you stop fighting! (Insane)"

In short, this is a story about a male protagonist who wants to be devoted but faces immense difficulties as he's pursued by the girls.

He traveled through time and space and became a director who decided to make Honkai Impact 3 into a movie!

He found a priest who looked very similar to Otto from the church next door, adopted girls with the same name as Bronya and Seele in Siberia, and found a girl who looked very similar to Raiden Mei, and successfully persuaded them to become his actors.

But he didn't know that the world he traveled through was the Honkai Impact 3 world, and a group of characters were surprised when they saw the plot in the script.

Otto: "I will kill you when I know how to save Kallen! Wait, why is the blood bar on my head lit up!"

Raiden Mei: "Purple! Purple eyes! The second female lead must be me! As long as I know the plot, I will definitely save Kiana!"

"Sorry, the second female lead in this play has been decided to be Raiden."

Raiden Mei: "??? I really can't do anything..."

"No, there is one thing only you can do!"

"What is it?!" "

The lunch boxes of the crew are left to you."

Wang Xi will refresh the random knight ability once a week.

Kuuga, Agito, W, 01, Saber, Gotchad...

plus he seems to have joined a space slug organization called Sea Ranger, so the whole universe has become a little wrong.

On a planet where civilization is about to be extinguished, "The ending of the story is decided by me!" Saber draws her sword!!

In the memory aggregate that is about to be swallowed by the breeding insect swarm, "Super eye-opening! Infinite! Keep On Going!"

In the face of the rich evil, "Big, big, big, big, big, general!" Robin

: I understand the truth, but why do you have sound effects every time you transform?

Wang Xi: Don't pay attention to such details.

"Multiple female protagonists + no system + funny"

"You mean Xiu? Let me tell you, that guy is simply..."

Kevin glanced at someone who was walking towards him and changed the subject:

“He’s literally my best brother.”

………

"Xiu? Why are you asking that? Don't mention that guy in front of me."

Mobius was rubbing the doll in his arms that looked exactly like a certain guy.

"You're so powerful, why don't you just die outside..."

………

Eden: "Xiu is very knowledgeable about various musical instruments and wine as well. It seems like he knows everything."

"It's just... if only you could stay with me a little longer."

………

Ying: "Xiu? Is there anything he wants me to do?"

"Well, okay, I'll listen to him."

………

Bronya: "Captain, you promised to make time to play games with me. Where has he gone again?..."

………

Mei: “The captain is very gentle and reliable, and he’s also an amazing cook.

"Well, I have to work harder, otherwise in the future... Sorry, I was thinking too far ahead."

………

Kiana: "I didn't expect the Captain and that stinky dad were actually friends..."

"I don't care. It's useless even if my stinky dad objects!"

………

Gray Xiu: "Well...Brother Xiu said he was Dad's father, so...I should actually call Brother Xiu Xiu...Grandpa?"

Xiu: "I was just joking, don't believe me..."

"What? You've already told Hen?"

"It's over, someone is going to die..."

………

(Note: This game has some Titanfall elements, but it won’t affect your viewing experience if you don’t understand them at all)

Wang Chen unexpectedly came to the world of collapse, but his system was not very reliable. He always had to do everything himself and couldn't help complaining: Tongbao, what use do I need you for?

System: Host, why don't you imagine the best moment you can create in this world?

Wang Chen began to fantasize, fantasizing about dominating destiny, fantasizing about changing tragedy and reviving good energy, and of course especially fantasizing about conquering one Valkyrie after another and becoming a loving family with them.

System: Very good, remember this feeling between you and the Valkyries, the happiest moment, the warmest moment, the most gentle moment, and now, host, you only need to do one thing, multiply your best feeling just now by two!

Wang Chen: What! ? Multiply by two! ?

I saw that under the effect of the system, Kiana, Raiden Mei, Bronya and... one after another Valkyries who had full favorability in the game also appeared in this world. What kind of sparks will the Valkyries on the ship and the Valkyries in this world create?

Wang Chen: Help... Help! I can't stand it, I really can't stand it anymore!!

But maybe what awaits Wang Chen is a road of no return where he can never stand up again (laugh)

(Harem + fun + fighting passion, stitching together the collapsed world view~ Interested readers can give it a try~)

An accident caused Xia Yuan to come to the post-collapse world with [Paradise of the Past], and a fairy Aili was also given.

But only Ailishia was sleeping in the depths of the paradise... waiting for someone to wake her up.

Um~ You want to ask what is the method to wake up Ailishia?

That's why I ask. In addition to collecting the seals of the heroes, of course, it is to date other cute girls. If you make the other person's heart beat in the process of dating, you can accumulate a certain amount of energy. When you accumulate enough energy, you can wake up the sleeping pink fairy lady~?

Cute fairies never lie~?

The popular spring fairy lady (Xilin): Human, have you hugged enough? !

Xier: The other one is pregnant, so I must take care of her as much as possible.

The Evil (Don't... forget me!): Please breed new offspring with me~

The speech from the erosion herrscher attached to the paradise typewriter: Ding Ding! Ding Ding Ding! Ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding ding!!!

At the new game launch conference.

A reporter: "Hello, Mr. Nangong, congratulations on your work Pokémon surpassing Homunculus to become the world's number one IP the day before yesterday. Can I ask some questions?"

Nangong Yu: "Thank you, sure."

A reporter with an excited face: "I heard that you have a very close relationship with your secretary, the company's senior executives, the travel blogger with a large number of fans, and the eldest daughter of Yuedu Group. Is it true?"

Nangong Yu: "... Hey, hey, hey, where are the security guards? Get this troublemaker out!!"

...

ps: Harem-oriented, more daily life, no poison, no knives, of course, using the game to torture players is another matter~

"I'm so stupid, really," Kiana leaned lazily on the sofa with her thighs on the coffee table, "I only knew to be on guard against the little girls in the Cocolia Orphanage, I didn't know that I had to be on guard against women from other worlds too. Ryoko opened the portal to Teyvat early in the morning but didn't take me with him, saying that the family was short of funds. But I know that he is already a dog raised by that fox named Yae Kamiko."

"But mom seems not very angry?" Cecilia lay on the sofa and laughed, "Let me tell you, Kiana, there is no reproductive isolation between dogs and foxes."

"Fox?" Seele raised her head dazedly, "In addition to Sister Sakura, brother is raising a fox again?"

"What do you mean by raising..." Yae Sakura was tired, "I have a job."

"By the way, where is the Coral Palace pearl powder that I asked Ryoko to bring back from Teyvat?" Cecilia slammed the table unhappily, "Xilin! You are using mom's cosmetics again!"

"Human! You are old, good things should be left to your daughter!" Someone on the second floor objected loudly.

The apartment was noisy, and Kiana rubbed her temple angrily, "Damn it... I said I would go to Teyvat just to make money to support me!"

This book is also known as "I Raise Honkai Impact 3 in Genshin Impact"

Li Zihan always felt that his life was quite miserable. As a time traveler living in the Moon World, he had no artifacts, no fantasy bloodline, and his grandfather was a disabled apprentice wholesaler. If he wanted to make a name for himself, he had to rely on himself. "It would be great if I could start a new life." Li Zihan, who had decided to be self-reliant, said this casually after formulating a comeback plan. Then he traveled through time again. The answer is Theresa is the best in the world (silly)