【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】

I am a morally bankrupt zombie.

I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.

I am a student with bad behavior.

I am a domineering star.

I am an immortal obsessed with lust.

I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.

…

I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!

I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

[Three-star mission released: Go to Liuguang Star to mine 10,000 tons of starlight ore]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, give me some money. I want to hire 10,000 professional miners to start a project!"

[Five-star mission released: Capture the leader of the Blood Sky Star Pirates roaming the Glorious Star Region. It is said that his team has hundreds of members. Please proceed with caution.]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, can you lend me the 100,000 Lu Family Army soldiers at home?"

[Seven Star Quest Released: Tame the Young Star Dragon Beast]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, I'm taking the Star Dragon Beast King you raised out to find its relatives!"

I said the system, isn't there a slightly more difficult task? You can't do this!

[Nine-star mission has been released: Become the Speaker of Humanity]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's something I want to discuss with you..."

As long as the "acting" is real enough, the whole world will believe it! ——Including them.

After waking up, Xie Sheng found himself in a mysterious area that no one had been able to seal for over a decade.

【Ghost Marriage】: There is a bride but no groom.

Don't worry, you have an outrageous cheat code: [Playable Immersive Edition]

So... Xie Sheng: "It's very simple, I'll be the groom, right?"

Housekeeper: Okay! Let’s get married now!

My teammates were dumbfounded: "You really got the job?"

Then, things started to get weird—

[Rules?] Player: "Holy crap! There are blind people in the rules realm?"

Xie Sheng: "Blind people can't see the rules. Even ghosts should have a conscience. You can't blame me, a blind person, for violating the rules so excessively, right?"

[Club?] Player: "Hello, VIP... Holy shit? Aren't you going to thank Sheng?"

Xie Sheng: "Change to another batch."

[Haunted house?] The red-clothed villain: "Who... are you?"

Xie Sheng: "Let's talk about our own things. I call you brother and you call me dad. Okay, now, go cook me two dishes. Be tough!"

[Temple?] The false god shouted at his subordinates, "Do you know you have a ghost in your house?... You don't even know you have a ghost?!"

Xie Sheng: "..." (remains silent)

Play the role of a human, a ghost, or a god!

Cheating people, cheating ghosts, cheating God!

(The examples in the introduction are not in order and have been revised, so they may be late, but they will definitely be written)

--Infinite flow + copy + imagination + sand sculpture skills + no female protagonist--

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【Endless Game】Arriving on Blue Planet, everyone can awaken special abilities!

A stock investor acquires the skill [Ten Thousand Stocks Evergreen]

Every stock he buys will turn green, and he will be permanently banned from all stock markets.

A skipping rope enthusiast obtains the skill [Thundering Rage]

When he jumps wildly, he releases a large amount of electrical energy like a thunderstorm, and now he has joined the power plant and is glowing, hot and crazy.

When Cheng Zhen acquired the skill [Tomato Novel APP], everyone thought that this kid was useless.

If you can’t save your life and kill the enemy, how can you survive in the dungeon?

Only Cheng Zhen, after seeing the message in the APP, had his lips curled up harder than AK.

[Beep! As a valued Tomato member, you can enjoy ad-free privileges, or—]

【Turn everything in the advertisement into reality! 】

Tyrannical Immortal—Knock the wooden fish, merit +∞, you're the Goblin boss? Get down!

Endless Winter - It starts with a piece of wood and ends with a super base!

Xundao Dawan - Do you see this pig? It can become a billion-battle immortal if it cuts down trees!

When everyone was struggling in the copy and admiring Cheng Zhen's amazing operation, only Cheng Zhen looked at the APP page and sighed helplessly.

Cheng Zhen: Why does my advertising software always interrupt with novels?

Chen Feng transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes an unknown background actor.

After much effort, he finally signs up for the hit reality show 《What Is an Actor》. But in the very first round of auditions, he runs into a social media influencer who got in through the backdoor.

Due to shady manipulation, he gets stuck with the worst script — playing a drug addict.

At the critical moment, the "Acting Becomes Reality" system activates and binds to him.

【Ding! Role: Drug Addict — Congratulations, Host, for becoming a real addict.】

WTF?!

Thanks to a completely realistic portrayal of withdrawal symptoms, Chen Feng blows the influencer off the stage and passes the audition round.

After the show, the cops immediately take him away.

Fortunately, he can switch out of character — it’s all a misunderstanding. From that moment on, Chen Feng goes viral.

From then on:

If he plays a chef, he is a chef.

If he plays a rich heir, he is a rich heir.

If he plays a psycho, he is a psycho.

If he plays a killer, he is a killer.

Days later, someone hands him a 《Havoc in Heaven》 script:

“Brother Feng, do me a favor, cameo as the Jade Emperor?”

Chen Feng: “...”

[Funny article + Female empress and witch + Power + Pig farming and harvesting]

Chu Yun travels through a fantasy world, and at the beginning he is on trial. He is slandered by the sect’s top leaders, betrayed by his white moonlight, framed by his love rival, and the world begins to collapse.

At the critical moment, the background editing system was activated, and the background was edited into the Ninth Prince of the Great Xia Dynasty who had been missing for many years.

The moment the soul lamp lit up again, countless powerful people in the Great Xia royal family were shocked.

Emperor Daxia: "Lock on my son's position immediately, quickly!!"

When he was being judged by the sect, the powerful men of the royal family and his uncle, known as the Shura Reverend, tore through space together and came in anger: "A bunch of ants dare to touch my nephew?!"

………………

Chu Yun: "A bunch of little scoundrels, when they come out to mingle, it's important to have background and connections!"

[The prince and the sect are trying to kill me? Sorry, editing the background, my master is the supreme being, he can destroy the sect with one finger! ]

[A Hundred Dynasties War, the Saint's End? Sorry, editing background, I am Mr. Caotang Qi, if you want to end, you can ask my senior brothers, the Great Emperors, first.]

[Witch's bewitching, sorry, editing background, witch's bewitching turns into pure love, giving everything for me. ]

[The Empress despises me, sorry, editing background, the Empress was upset when she was young, so she came to my house and took good care of me. ]

………………

It's clearly a scary weird game.

While other contestants are struggling to survive, you are having a sweet romance with an SSS-level weird school beauty?

A strange game has come to Blue Planet. Each country randomly draws a lucky person to represent the country to enter the strange space to survive.

Xu Fei was forced to choose, but he could see the hidden hints.

The first "Horror University" copy.

In order to survive for 44 days, players from other countries hid in the safe area of ​​the dormitory and shivered.

But Xu Fei rushed directly into the female weird dormitory and forcefully kissed the SSS-level weird school beauty!

There was wailing all over the Dragon Country, and other countries were even more sarcastic.

But in the next second, the weird school beauty looked at Xu Fei with a blushing face.

"What does it feel like?"

"It's cool and a little sweet."

"Shall we continue?"

"Can."

In an instant, the world is boiling!

Long Guo: “???”

Other countries: “!!!”

Since then, the weird 44 days of survival has gradually evolved into the 44 days of the doomsday for singles.

When all the players thought the end was finally over,

In the next instance, Xu Fei's actions completely broke the defense of the whole world...