When ordinary people who love Pokémon travel to the continent of Teyvat
"System, is it necessary to activate it in this way?" "It must be so, host."
Zhao Qian looked at the Hilichurls under the tree and sighed, "If there were even one Hilichurl archer, I'd be stuck here!"
Also known as: "I am possessed by Ying Jie and my personality is split every day"
Mu Bei traveled to the continent of Teyvat with the Yingjie possession system.
The first thing I saw was the pink fairy lady who was as gorgeous as flying flowers.
"You have to believe that a cute girl's heart can do anything♪"
So there was a pink fairy grocery store in Mondstadt, which didn’t sell groceries but was only there to help people solve problems.
"The owner of that shop is so nice, and he always likes to put musical notations at the end of his letters. I'm going there again next time!"
"What? You're asking about Noelle? She's working as a clerk in that store."
Later, cats in Mondstadt began to disappear mysteriously frequently, and the Fatui envoys from the Goethe Hotel frequently reported thefts, which gave the Knights of Favonius a headache. This was until Diona, the bartender at the Cat's Tail Tavern, broke down and came to Jean, shouting that there was a thief who attacked her late at night and she was not after money, but only wanted to pet the cats!
Everyone knows that the new female archer adventurer who came to Mondstadt and never misses her target can learn music from Venti like an artist, and talk about alchemy with Albedo like a senior scholar. She even has a seizure occasionally, rushing into the Hilichurl camp roaring and howling, leaving wailing everywhere she goes.
Her best friend, Bennett, scratched his head at this.
"Why does Mu Bei always like to beat up the hill people while yelling for Brother Jie to stop?"
Bad news: I have traveled to the world of Honkai Impact 3...
Good news: This world has no honkai!
Bad news: The system forcibly employs child labor...
Good news: It is the Home System!
Bad news: Building a home requires money, and I don't have money!
...
So Morin, who was only 16 years old, took the Home System to this city that attracted unknown people and pirated a Golden Courtyard!
At noon one day, Elysia and her best friend Eden were walking on the street.
Elysia suddenly thought of a great idea: "Eden, why don't you say that we should create a hotel? As long as you have a story, you can stay in it!"
"I have thought of the name, it's called Golden Courtyard! How about it?"
Eden shook his head: "This doesn't seem to be a good choice,Ely..."
"Why?"
Eden pointed in a direction: "Because it's not good to steal someone's name privately~"
Elysia was a little confused. She looked in the direction pointed by Eden and saw the four big characters hanging in front of the small villa.
Golden Courtyard!
Elysia was stunned. It's bad. I became a pirated one? !
Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.
There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.
So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.
Mond.
"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"
A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.
Liyue.
"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"
The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.
Rice wife.
"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."
Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.
…
After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.
Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"
Tianli: “?”
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Bang~
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Bang~
As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.
"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.
Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"
After Luo Chen binds the system, the live broadcast can be put into Teyvat.
The beginning gives a comprehensive review of the characters’ seriousness and irregularity.
Review Lumine!
Nahida: “Knight of honor, friend of the immortals, the first sage… the traveler is really awesome!”
Fu Fu: “Speaking ill of the God of Wind, cheating on the God of Rock, and fighting with the God of Thunder? Death penalty!”
Paimon: “Kamizato Ayaka’s dog? Hehe, Lumine is so arrogant!”
Lumine: “Hey, don’t associate CV with me!”
Review Barbara!
Jean: “The real king who can break the curse in the flesh? This…”
Barbara: “That’s right, studying medicine can’t save Mondstadt! Try my ak!”
Comments on Keqing and Ganyu!
Keqing: “I’m not a beef jerky master, I’m not a civil engineer, and I’m not even a cat! (Crazy)”
Gan Yu: “Everyone in Teyvat knows, it’s over…”
The people who were commented were trembling, and everyone was in danger for a while~
And when he started commenting on the gods of various countries, Teyvat suddenly became a sensation~
One careless move and he's transported to the Honkai Impact universe, gaining access to a game arena system, designed to bring smiles to the masses. Su Ze remains completely unfazed. "You guys fight it out, I'll provide the arena and maybe even skim some profits in the process." *Tianye Qingbian*: "Black Tower, clues are only 3 points, wanna buy?" *Resident Evil*: "Keqing, this is called RPG, one shot and even the Tyrant will kneel." *Monopoly*: "Ningguang, how about a remote-controlled dice for 1 point? Estelle next door already bought one!" And so, the two worlds drastically change their atmosphere. Kaeya: "2 points for the world, theWorld!!! Jingyuan, what are you going to do against me?!" Jingyuan: "Hmph... tail, save me." *Swarovski*: "Fierce gods and demons, I'm all you need." *God*: "Leave Clara." Clara: "Barsaka~~~~." *Hanabi*: "Let's fight! Let's fight!" *Silver Wolf*: "This is too intense!! Something feels off."
[Single female lead Himeko]
Xiao Heng went to the toilet and suddenly found himself transported to the world of Honkai Impact 3.
To his surprise, he transformed into Dante from Devil May Cry 3.
Looking at the plot that hasn't even started yet, and with his own Dante-like abilities, Xiao Heng decides to rescue the characters who died in his previous life in this world.
"Fine, I'm an old captain after all, I'll try to save as many as I can."
Looking back, he realized he was nothing more than a madman and a sinner.
[bad end]
Su Chen traveled through the Star Iron World, turned on the live broadcast system, and invited countless film, television, and animation characters to join.
Let's start taking stock of the Myriad World Systems. The first one is the Star Dome Railway:
The embodiment of concepts, the supreme being—Star God!
There is the [Hunting Star God] Lan, who destroys planets with his light arrows, and there is the [Protective Star God] Krippo, who strikes his giant hammer to create a crystal wall that stretches across trillions of light years.
Zero: Such a powerful existence, perhaps only the King of Ultra can rival him.
Lei Movie: Isn’t the justice of heaven enough for them?
Ultra World
There are powerful monsters like Gatanjea, Mog-Orochi, and even Hyperzetton, capable of destroying the universe!
There are also the mysterious Four Os and other powerful combat forces.
Sukuna: Huh? I'm fighting Tiga, is that true?
Muzan: Compared to them, the perfect life I dream of is a joke.
Emperor Yan: This is the real strong man, who can sweep away everything!
【Relaxed + Daily + Funny +】
Because Lin Xuan's face was too dark, he was bound to the system and gained the ability to invite the original god character to visit the real world.
Funina: I want to play Genshin Impact, let me play Genshin Impact quickly!
Hu Tao: Huh? I see your forehead is black, you must be dying soon. Become my client!
Ying: Is it really okay for me to cook?
Klee: Brother Lin Xuan, Klee still wants to go to the park to fry fish, please~
From then on, Lin Xuan lived a ridiculous but happy life!
An accident created a man who always thought himself pathetic...but in the end, he became a savior in the eyes of others? He thought he would be forever trapped in darkness...but when the faint light of a stone shone on him, he suddenly realized that he still longed for dawn...longed for redemption.
Chasing fire is a happy thing. On the road, you will meet many different kinds of people and make friends of all kinds.
Suihuo is also a tragedy. On this road, you will also witness friends and relatives one after another leaving you, until you reach your end.
Like a moth flying into a flame, it destroys itself...but isn't that what human beings are like?
Perhaps the collapse will take away everything around us, but humans will always choose to resist. As long as the fire is not extinguished, humans will not die.
Salute to every warrior who walks on the road of chasing fire.
It also pays tribute to every ordinary person who is constantly struggling with reality.
(Some words from the author: This novel was originally written casually by the author, and the updates were not stable. In particular, I encountered a low point in my life around October last year and therefore abandoned it for a while. However, the author slowly walked out of the low point of his life and continued to create in pain and blood and tears. It can be said that this novel accompanied the author during his low period. Sometimes you will see some "crazy" and self-contradictory words in the book... Don't worry, it may be the author's venting!
Readers who have read this far know that this novel has reached a million words. Unfortunately, the introduction is limited. There are so many things I want to say, but I don’t know where to start. Then let’s listen to an ordinary story together.