[Food][Daily Life][Memes][Funny][Heartwarming]

After Lin Xiao transmigrated, he inherited a small roadside five-yuan self-service restaurant.

They faced the predicament of not being able to pay next month's rent right from the start.

Fortunately, the [Strongest Restaurant System] followed!

By capturing customers' emotional value, you can unlock various new cuisines and expand the restaurant's scale.

Thus, a radical departure from the self-service fast food industry was born.

From Stir-fried Tofu with Green Peppers to Pan-fried Steak

From dry-pot cauliflower to braised king crab

From shredded pork with garlic sauce to Almas caviar

The recipes keep evolving! Evolving! And evolving still!

Everything is only five yuan!

The dishes are so delicious, you can't imagine what they're missing!

"What?! You're saying Mr. Lin's five-yuan all-you-can-eat restaurant just started serving Boston lobsters yesterday? How is that possible?! It's not that low-class!"

"I'm afraid you all don't know, but I held my wedding banquet at Mr. Lin's place. He's a very nice guy, and he even gave us a Porsche to use as our wedding car."

"Six hundred and sixty-six. My classmate went hungry in prison for a week and is counting on you, Brother Lin, to make him a meal when he gets back. And you're saying you want a weekend off?!"

"Five dollars for a king crab! Anyone who dares to cause trouble, I'll chop them into mincemeat!"

......

Years later, Lin Xiao's five-yuan buffet restaurants have spread all over the world, offering thousands of dishes and boasting tens of thousands of stores!

When interviewed by reporters, Lin Xiao looked at the banner in front of him with five gilded characters that read "The People's God of Cookery".

Helplessly, he said, "Thank you all for your support. Today, I'll make an exception and offer a group purchase deal where you can get 5 yuan off for just 0.01 yuan!"

"Three! Two! One! Link up!"

That day, food lovers around the world went wild!

He has been reincarnated nine times and died tragically nine times.

Fan Pai's journey from struggling to scheming, from escaping to defying fate,

Despite their arduous struggles, they ultimately could not escape being rejected and humiliated by the entire world.

Nine generations of blood-red imprints are etched deep within the soul.

Reborn for the tenth time, Fan Pai looked at the familiar Qinghe Peak and felt only absurdity and exhaustion.

"Whatever."

After giving up, fate inexplicably began to favor him.

The system that I had been waiting for through nine lifetimes of rebirth suddenly bound me at lightning speed, and even claimed that it would help me defy fate.

Fan Pai's assessment of this was—

oh?

Okay, that works too. Take care, goodbye.

Heh, that dog Tiandao, he's playing pretty fancy tricks.

Anyway, there's no rush. Let's play around with it and pull out a few of its teeth within three steps.

But just when he was drifting through life with a "what's the use" attitude, something unexpected happened—

Whether it's a master or a childhood sweetheart, a confidante or a cold and aloof empress,

Even reincarnated empresses, demonic witches, and young demon lords...

One by one, they came to his door with bloodshot eyes, their gazes so fervent they seemed to want to devour him alive.

Fan Pai was stunned.

No, what do you mean by "I won't leave until I make you happy today"?

Damn system! Help me!

No?! What do you mean, "Husband, please don't run away! This is all the empire I built for you!"?

You damned Heavenly Dao! Quickly unleash your invincible control techniques!

Huh? What do you mean you've been turned into a beast-eared loli and you're feeling a bit hot right now?

No! This isn't real!

[Godslayer + Sequence + Mysterious God + Role-playing + Madness + No Female Lead + 220 Multiple Personalities + Multiple Professions]

Having transmigrated to the world of Godslayer, I find myself in the Sunshine Mental Hospital. One month before the story begins, I first encounter Lin Qiye.

He directly became the "Mysterious God" incurable in Room 7 of the Pantheon, possessing 22 divine pathways.

Awaken the "Prisoner Path" True God at the start - Sequence 0 "The Bound"!

Obtain the "Bound One" from the Divine Ruins, an embodiment of evil intentions and bondage.

The fixed sequence number 8 is a madman who can exchange reason for power.

By repeatedly playing the role of someone possessing a Forbidden Realm, one can absorb its energy and gain potion points.

Unlock new pathways and upgrade sequences.

By playing the roles of 22 divine paths, 220 personalities, and acquiring 9 source materials, one can become the creator above the sequence and above the ancients—the God of Mystery!

A fortune teller?

If you already know the plot, then your divination will be spot on every time!

Having made up his mind, Su Yi directly renamed the Peace Wedding Company next to the Peace Agency as "Tarot Everything Shop".

Come on, everyone come to me for a divination! I know everything! I can do everything!

…

Madman Personality: I'm not sick, and I hope you aren't either.

Prisoner Personality: Don't put anything in my sight, or I'm afraid you'll die.

The personality of the fortune teller: Knowing the past and the future, the tarot can tell me the answers.

Physician Personality: My wish is to cure malignant diseases and mend souls.

…

The personality of God

Red Priestess: The Red of War, the Gods Come to Battle! I am about to begin a divine war!

Black Emperor: Slaughter? I only want to create my own divine kingdom!

The Fool: Fooling all things? No, I am merely the King of Yellow and Black, who holds the reins of good fortune!

Collapse: Star Railway, city, doujinshi, original world view...

After Lin Quan traveled through time... he found himself wearing women's clothing.

Moreover, he was wearing women's clothing and cosplaying as his favorite game character in his previous life!

Kafka!

"Holy crap? This... Kafka's mother is actually me?"

"Filial piety has gone bad! This is so beautiful and so true to life!!"

Tall figure,

Holding the coffee lazily sideways, with one hand on the chest...

Even if it's just the side view, she looks very attractive because of the fitting white shirt!

That pair of long legs is wearing purple and black transparent stockings. The black leg rings are slightly tightened, and the fleshy inner thighs make the overall look capable and slender!

Most importantly, the confusion in her slightly tilted head, coupled with her lifeless pupils and the gentle yet ethereal temperament of her entire person...

Such a Kafka makes everyone fall in love with her instantly!

In an instant, the entire comic convention exploded!

He travels to a parallel world and becomes a down-on-his-luck, third-rate director.

I received a job from the anti-fraud center to shoot an anti-fraud propaganda video.

Just when Song Hao was worrying, he unexpectedly obtained the [Director-Level System]!

All you have to do is start with a camera, and you're ready to fight anyone who dares to challenge you!

The release of "All for One" caused a sensation online.

"I feel like this director is someone who came back from that place."

"I suspect the entire film crew is a fraud ring...it looks too much like one."

"I heard that their acting skills were all taught by the director."

"It is recommended that this director be thoroughly investigated."

And so, leaders from various departments began asking Song Zhe to film promotional videos.

Ministry of Education: No, I asked you to promote patriotism, and you made a movie called "Wolf Warrior"?

Jinling Culture & Tourism: I wanted you to make a tourism promotional video, and you made "The Flowers of War" instead? ...

Archaeology Department: Family, does anyone know anything about this? He's filming tomb raiding...

Media interview: "Director Song, what are the key points of your filmmaking?"

Song Hao said calmly, "There's no secret to it. I just don't play by the rules."

[Time travel + comedy + no system + multiple female leads + indirect approach to achieving one's goals]

(This story has a lot of funny and romantic slice-of-life moments in the early stages, and it's not just a pure wish-fulfillment story with constant showing off. You can read it if you think it's worth it.)

In the year 1485 of the Solar Calendar, a shocking scandal broke out in the Famia Empire—

That human genius scholar who improved the calculation formula, invented soul-sensing magic, and ended the elves' more than 100-year reign in the "Strongest Magic Brain" competition.

He doesn't know any magic at all; he's a complete low-magic user!

——

Reincarnated into another world, Owen became a useless young nobleman.

Despite lacking magical talent, he unexpectedly discovered that magical theory was quite easy to learn, even less difficult than calculus in his previous life.

"Perhaps I can change my fate through the exam?"

Thus, Owen rekindled his test-taking spirit and gradually emerged on the academic stage as an unconventional genius.

"Orc, so what if you're strong? Can you solve problems as fast as I can?"

"Elf, so what if you have a lot of magic? You'll still beat me on the exam first, won't you?"

"So-called genius is nothing more than one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."

At the graduation ceremony of Vilia College, outstanding graduate representative Owen delivered a passionate speech on stage:

"Even if I'm just a country bumpkin, I'm determined to go and snag a cabbage in the capital."

“Fira, Tomman, and Rice, who created the magic formula when he was 9 years old because he wanted to get out of school quickly—heroes are as numerous as fish in a river.”

"Please remember the name Owen."

"Because one day, I will, like my predecessors, make it resound throughout the world!"

[Urban Martial Arts] [Single Female Lead] [Sixth Brother] [Exhilarating Combat] [Volume] [Family Protectiveness]

Su Xinghe transmigrates to an urban martial arts world and becomes an orphan without parents.

Just when he thought he was about to make a comeback as an "orphan," he discovered...

The original owner was a complete waste! While others could control lightning with their lightning-based abilities, his was only good for charging his phone.

Su Xinghe: I'm tired. Let's destroy it!

However, things took an unexpected turn when the "Path of Martial Arts Achievement," designed to subdue those who dared to defy the odds, was activated—as long as you completed the tasks issued by the system, you could obtain free attribute points!

Su Xinghe was filled with enthusiasm, and had just set a small goal when his parents came knocking on his door!

Su's mother: "Son, if anyone bullies you, I'll shake all their eggs until the yolks are broken!"

Su's father: "My dear son, here's a hundred million for your pocket money!"

From then on, when Su Xinghe prepared to study diligently, his father bought the entire cultivation tower.

Just as he was about to risk his life in the secret realm, his mother had already sent a fleet to flatten it.

Looking at the path to becoming a top-tier writer, which had been "crushed" by his parents' love, Su Xinghe timidly raised his hand to the system: "Um... System Bro... why don't you uninstall it? I'm afraid my parents will misunderstand!"

[Warhammer 30,000 + Primarch + Minecraft mod + Multiverse + Fantasy Tokusatsu (Super Sentai + Kamen Rider + Ultraman + Armor Hero) + Gundam + No conspiracy theories (only the Chaos God is the bad guy)]

My name is Ying Tianyi, a naturally transmigrated being. Ever since I woke up in my rented room to find myself in the Middle Ages, I've been bound to Minecraft. Through my relentless efforts—farming, building armies, expanding my territory, and gaining experience points through all sorts of bizarre methods to unlock mods—I finally made this damned Middle Ages bright and prosperous, evolving into the interstellar age. When establishing my nation, I jokingly named it the Galactic Human Federation. But can anyone tell me? What is this strange capsule? And what the hell is this demon? And this big yellow guy? You call yourself my father and the Emperor? And I'm the Second Primarch? Are you kidding me?

………

My name is Emperor, the Supreme Ruler of Humanity. Due to the machinations of those damned Chaos Gods, my 20 genetic offspring were scattered across the galaxy. Fortunately, my powerful psychic abilities allowed me to successfully retrieve the Sixteenth Primarch, Horus, and the Sixth Primarch, Leman Russ. Through my relentless efforts, I finally located the Second Primarch. But can anyone tell me why my sons' faction seems to have more advanced technology than mine?

The good news is he agreed to go on the expedition with me. But isn't this guy a bit of a womanizer? Whatever. Those other guys don't seem to be dating anyone anyway. I can use this guy as an excuse to pressure him into marriage.

Brothers: Father, don't come any closer!

[All-girls chasing a husband: a crematorium + relaxed daily life + youthful campus life + Shura field] Thanks for the invitation. College life is full of ex-girlfriends! The campus beauty from the same freshman class? She's Chen Minggang's ex from their "amicable breakup"! The gentle, popular senior in the department? She's the ex-girlfriend who disappeared without even saying "goodbye"! Even the intellectually elegant professor? She was his stepmother's ex-girlfriend from his youth! Just when he thought he'd reached the limit of his life's challenges, his father announced, "Son, you've got a new sister. She'll live at home from now on. Get along well!" He opened the door and saw the girl reading with her legs crossed on the sofa. She looked up... Their eyes met, and the air froze! It was the all-around academic ex-girlfriend who looked at him like trash when they were dating. The most bizarre thing is, all these exes are ready to chase him back?! He's surrounded by exes at school, and at home, his exes have become his stepsisters... Can he still go to school?!

[Farming] + [Isekai] + [Multiple Races] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Comedy]

When I opened my eyes, I found myself as the weakest lord in another world, facing a siege by monsters and on the verge of total annihilation.

The old steward, holding the ancestral "holy sword," knelt before me with a tragic air: "My lord, only you can draw it and awaken the power of our ancestors!"

I looked at the group of emaciated militiamen behind him, and then at the densely packed army of monsters below the city wall.

Then, I silently opened the "system shop" in my mind, skipped the Holy Sword icon, and clicked directly on the one next to it—

[Limited-time flash sale for 599,000 gold coins: Dongfeng-17 Hypersonic Missile (Otherworldly Magical Edition), with bonus precision strike service]

“Um…” I patted the butler on the shoulder and spoke up in his hopeful gaze.

Can our warehouse be used as collateral for a loan?