An unexpected event led to the rebirth of Gu Yan, a domineering CEO worth billions.
I returned to that high school era filled with regrets.
Open your eyes, and there's the treasure girl who will make you regret it for the rest of your life right in front of you!
Um??
Is my deskmate a complete idiot? I'll try to win her over first!
……………………
One morning.
Gu Yan: "Silly goose, once you've eaten my breakfast, you're mine!"
ah??
Chu Youwei: "..."
Chu Youwei stared blankly at the cake in her hand that had been bitten into!
I... I only ate a small piece of cake.
So she's going to become this "bully's" wife?
Waaaaah...
He travels to a parallel world and becomes a down-on-his-luck, third-rate director.
I received a job from the anti-fraud center to shoot an anti-fraud propaganda video.
Just when Song Hao was worrying, he unexpectedly obtained the [Director-Level System]!
All you have to do is start with a camera, and you're ready to fight anyone who dares to challenge you!
The release of "All for One" caused a sensation online.
"I feel like this director is someone who came back from that place."
"I suspect the entire film crew is a fraud ring...it looks too much like one."
"I heard that their acting skills were all taught by the director."
"It is recommended that this director be thoroughly investigated."
And so, leaders from various departments began asking Song Zhe to film promotional videos.
Ministry of Education: No, I asked you to promote patriotism, and you made a movie called "Wolf Warrior"?
Jinling Culture & Tourism: I wanted you to make a tourism promotional video, and you made "The Flowers of War" instead? ...
Archaeology Department: Family, does anyone know anything about this? He's filming tomb raiding...
Media interview: "Director Song, what are the key points of your filmmaking?"
Song Hao said calmly, "There's no secret to it. I just don't play by the rules."
[All-girls chasing a husband: a crematorium + relaxed daily life + youthful campus life + Shura field] Thanks for the invitation. College life is full of ex-girlfriends! The campus beauty from the same freshman class? She's Chen Minggang's ex from their "amicable breakup"! The gentle, popular senior in the department? She's the ex-girlfriend who disappeared without even saying "goodbye"! Even the intellectually elegant professor? She was his stepmother's ex-girlfriend from his youth! Just when he thought he'd reached the limit of his life's challenges, his father announced, "Son, you've got a new sister. She'll live at home from now on. Get along well!" He opened the door and saw the girl reading with her legs crossed on the sofa. She looked up... Their eyes met, and the air froze! It was the all-around academic ex-girlfriend who looked at him like trash when they were dating. The most bizarre thing is, all these exes are ready to chase him back?! He's surrounded by exes at school, and at home, his exes have become his stepsisters... Can he still go to school?!
[Food][Daily Life][Memes][Funny][Heartwarming]
After Lin Xiao transmigrated, he inherited a small roadside five-yuan self-service restaurant.
They faced the predicament of not being able to pay next month's rent right from the start.
Fortunately, the [Strongest Restaurant System] followed!
By capturing customers' emotional value, you can unlock various new cuisines and expand the restaurant's scale.
Thus, a radical departure from the self-service fast food industry was born.
From Stir-fried Tofu with Green Peppers to Pan-fried Steak
From dry-pot cauliflower to braised king crab
From shredded pork with garlic sauce to Almas caviar
The recipes keep evolving! Evolving! And evolving still!
Everything is only five yuan!
The dishes are so delicious, you can't imagine what they're missing!
"What?! You're saying Mr. Lin's five-yuan all-you-can-eat restaurant just started serving Boston lobsters yesterday? How is that possible?! It's not that low-class!"
"I'm afraid you all don't know, but I held my wedding banquet at Mr. Lin's place. He's a very nice guy, and he even gave us a Porsche to use as our wedding car."
"Six hundred and sixty-six. My classmate went hungry in prison for a week and is counting on you, Brother Lin, to make him a meal when he gets back. And you're saying you want a weekend off?!"
"Five dollars for a king crab! Anyone who dares to cause trouble, I'll chop them into mincemeat!"
......
Years later, Lin Xiao's five-yuan buffet restaurants have spread all over the world, offering thousands of dishes and boasting tens of thousands of stores!
When interviewed by reporters, Lin Xiao looked at the banner in front of him with five gilded characters that read "The People's God of Cookery".
Helplessly, he said, "Thank you all for your support. Today, I'll make an exception and offer a group purchase deal where you can get 5 yuan off for just 0.01 yuan!"
"Three! Two! One! Link up!"
That day, food lovers around the world went wild!
[Time travel + comedy + no system + multiple female leads + indirect approach to achieving one's goals]
(This story has a lot of funny and romantic slice-of-life moments in the early stages, and it's not just a pure wish-fulfillment story with constant showing off. You can read it if you think it's worth it.)
In the year 1485 of the Solar Calendar, a shocking scandal broke out in the Famia Empire—
That human genius scholar who improved the calculation formula, invented soul-sensing magic, and ended the elves' more than 100-year reign in the "Strongest Magic Brain" competition.
He doesn't know any magic at all; he's a complete low-magic user!
——
Reincarnated into another world, Owen became a useless young nobleman.
Despite lacking magical talent, he unexpectedly discovered that magical theory was quite easy to learn, even less difficult than calculus in his previous life.
"Perhaps I can change my fate through the exam?"
Thus, Owen rekindled his test-taking spirit and gradually emerged on the academic stage as an unconventional genius.
"Orc, so what if you're strong? Can you solve problems as fast as I can?"
"Elf, so what if you have a lot of magic? You'll still beat me on the exam first, won't you?"
"So-called genius is nothing more than one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."
At the graduation ceremony of Vilia College, outstanding graduate representative Owen delivered a passionate speech on stage:
"Even if I'm just a country bumpkin, I'm determined to go and snag a cabbage in the capital."
“Fira, Tomman, and Rice, who created the magic formula when he was 9 years old because he wanted to get out of school quickly—heroes are as numerous as fish in a river.”
"Please remember the name Owen."
"Because one day, I will, like my predecessors, make it resound throughout the world!"
The phenomenal variety show "Love In" has launched with great fanfare. Lin Xia was fortunately chosen by the directors to participate as an amateur. However, according to the contract, he was required to portray an unconventional character to highlight the excellence of the other guests. This included, but was not limited to, being a scoundrel, a low-brow, sarcastic, stingy, narcissistic, abstract, and annoying... In short, he was to play a supporting role, attracting negative attention. After the deal was completed, the production team promised to pay him one million yuan directly. The director said, "I know this might embarrass you, so you should consider accepting this contract..." Before the director could finish, Lin Xia signed the contract almost instantly: "Director, don't worry. What's the point of embarrassment? I can't just give up the money for the sake of face, right? Don't worry, as long as the money is in place, I'll even let you have a seizure on the show, not to mention abstractions!" The director smiled with satisfaction: "I've always thought you're capable, young man!" However, two days later, as the show premiered, the director was stunned by the sight of the young diva covered in cow dung. So, he asked, what? Lin Xia: ...I just wanted her to stay away from me, to avoid my online girlfriend misunderstanding me. Who knew she'd actually explode? Little Queen: So is it possible that I'm your online girlfriend? Lin Xia: ??? Director: ??? Everyone online: ??? Wait, this is a bit confusing, give me some time! …… ……
[Fantasy premise + mastermind behind the scenes + the fourth catastrophe]
I was transported to a world of swords and magic. While others start with divine artifacts, I start with a dilapidated internet cafe.
Lin Che thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly activated the [Super Dimension Internet Cafe System]!
From that moment on, the art style of this world completely went astray!
What? A Templar Knight who had painstakingly cultivated his fighting spirit was beaten to a pulp by an unknown nobody who spent his days "suffering" in internet cafes?
"Sorry, I've died ten thousand times in Dark Souls. Your sword is too slow!"
What? The Empire's strongest mage force was routed by a group of orc warriors shouting "For the Horde!"
"Hey buddy, ever heard of World of Warcraft? Those who play tactics are all cunning!"
When the proud elf princess is hopelessly addicted to Stardew Valley, when the staid dwarf king becomes a construction maniac in Minecraft, when the strongest people across the continent are fighting tooth and nail for a single internet access spot...
As the sole GM, Lin Che sat in the boss's chair, holding the keyboard and mouse, calmly issuing world quests.
"The new dungeon, [Hell Dragon Extermination Battle], is now open! First kill reward: artifact; login fee doubled!"
"Warning! The Pope has been found to have exploited a bug and has been permanently banned!"
The old world's royalty, nobility, and church regarded him as the greatest heretic and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.
The common heroes and kings of the new world regard him as the only true god and are willing to offer their faith to him!
When magic meets machine gunners, when dragons meet apocalypse tanks, when everything in the game becomes reality.
I, Lin Che, consider internet cafes my divine kingdom, and gamers my believers; I am the sole true god who has ascended to a new world.
Jiang Bai travels to a parallel world.
They discovered they were participating in China's highest-level animation creation competition.
The chosen theme is—Adorable Babies!
While everyone else was weaving clichéd stories of family happiness and peaceful warmth.
Jiang Bai immediately pulled out an anime—"Spy House."
A spy dad, an assassin mom, and a cute baby with superpowers...
And the bewildered audience.
[Marvel + DC + Superman] Lin Yi, a young man, opens his eyes to find himself in a bank in Marvel's Queens. Skull-masked thugs are using assault rifles to control hostages, and blonde, blue-eyed Gwen Stacy is being held against a safe. Suddenly, a system voice rings in his ear: [Superman Evolution System successfully bound. Current gene awakening level 1%. Shock value can unlock Superman skills!]
This is an absurd hybrid universe where Bruce Wayne's vehicle and Iron Man's armor collide on the street, Scarlet Witch's magic and Magneto's metal torrent simultaneously overturn Times Square, and Wolverine battles Wonder Woman...
Lin Yi: "This time, we should say that New York City is known for its simple and honest people, and Queens is a cradle of talent..."
After the college entrance exam, Jiang Xiao was bound to a super-rich system called "Money to Spend." However, upon learning that activating the system required saving 1 billion yuan, Jiang Xiao was extremely frustrated. At the same time, his parents disappeared. Did they anticipate Jiang Xiao's poor performance on the college entrance exam and run away beforehand? It wasn't until his parents' friend, Uncle Wu, appeared and told Jiang Xiao that he was actually a rich second-generation heir. Feeling ashamed that Jiang Xiao had suffered for 18 years, his parents left home, leaving him 1 billion yuan as pocket money. "Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully saved 1 billion yuan! The 'Money to Spend' system is successfully activated!" From then on, Jiang Xiao embarked on a super-rich path with his parents running away from home.