【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

In her previous life, Song Yu was a top actress, famous throughout the country, but ultimately succumbed to overwork and sudden death in front of the red carpet due to the intense competition. After she died and opened her eyes, she never expected the new world to be even more competitive!

In this world, everyone aspires to become a Beast Tamer. High school students train their physical fitness at four in the morning, and college lasts for 12 years. Children who don’t study hard are even sent to mental hospitals. The original owner of this body, in pursuit of success, broke off her engagement with her poor fiancé and married into a wealthy family.

However, it just so happens that this is a male revenge novel, and the poor fiancé, Bai Yuhuan, is the male lead. The original owner even ends up getting killed off as part of the plot and left dead in the wilderness.

Song Yu: … I’m tired. Just let it all be destroyed. I just want to be a lazy fish.

But even a lazy fish doesn’t want to be sent to a mental hospital.

So, from that day on, Song Yu brought out all of her acting skills and became a drama queen.

While others participated in combat matches, she pretended to be seriously injured and lay on the ground eating snacks.

When others were taking exams, she faked a stomachache and went to the medical room to sleep.

When others were choosing high-potential contract beasts, after putting on a show of effort, she reluctantly chose a worthless pet.

Even when contract beasts wanted to train, she encouraged them to watch anime, read novels, and play games with her, pretending that this was the real path to becoming stronger.

While playing the online game "Convergence of Ten Thousand Realms," Yan Luoyue suddenly found herself switched into an egg of the Turtle Clan in the cultivation world.

The egg's parents perished in a sudden monster disaster just before the clan's hibernation period began.

When news of their deaths reached the Turtle Clan, someone was sent to handle the aftermath. Near the place where they had died, a pure white turtle egg was found and brought back to the Turtle nesting ground.

When her egg hatched, Yan Yu, the clan Nanny, was shocked.

What was different?

Yan Luoyue had a human body instead of the body of a newly hatched baby turtle

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Fortunately, her "Unification of Ten Thousand Realms" game account had come along with her, and the skill books and equipment in her inventory were still intact.

However, there was a bug in her account information.

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Year after year, Yan Luoyue watched as her health bar grew infinitely longer.

Every year on her birthday, an extra zero was added to her health bar.

In the first year after her switch, Yan Luoyue used all her divine artifacts to ensure her fragile self wouldn’t choke to death on her own saliva

By the tenth year, she removed all her equipment and casually strolled through the forbidden grounds of her clan.

The sealed demons and monsters surrounded her, hacking away for three days and three nights, until they collapsed, foaming at the mouth.

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A hundred years after her transmigration, Yan Luoyue looked up and realized her health bar now spanned the entire continent.

Someone once asked Turtle Demon Venerable Yan, "Does being invincible make you lonely?"

Yan Luoyue kindly replied, "Silly child, how could being invincible be lonely? It’s absolutely amazing."

Forensic expert Lin Chu was suddenly thrown into an infinite apocalypse.

When others see zombies: “Oh my god, disgusting creatures covered in blood and flesh, stay away!”

When Lin Chu sees zombies: “Moving 206 bones! Walking points, the more, the better!”

Relying on her old profession, she quickly adapted to the bloody apocalyptic world.

In a place full of chaos, others avoid it, but Lin Chu’s eyes gleam as she charges forward.

In her left hand, a thigh bone; in her right, expired medicine—both are good items, after all, she has the ability to turn waste into treasure.

Zombies, storms, earthquakes, fire rains, acid rains, locust plagues… one apocalyptic dimension after another attacks.

Fortunately, even though she’s in an apocalyptic world, the system kindly arranged a safehouse for her.

She only needs to find an intact door and settle it within the specified time.

While others scramble and fight, Lin Chu calmly pulls out a door from her space that she had picked up in the last dimension while scavenging…

Jiang Wan was extremely unlucky to have a car accident, but she was also incredibly lucky in that she and her mother, Yin Huaixi, ended up time-traveling to the same dynasty — and still as mother and daughter.

They arrived just as their family was being exiled, forbidden to ever leave the island.

What? Their place of exile turned out to be an island just like Hainan!

Jiang Wan couldn’t help but shed a tear, but she quickly fell back on her old skills of gathering seafood, bringing home all kinds of sea treasures and turning them into profitable sauces and snacks.

Her daughter worked hard, and as a mother, she worked even harder.

Plagues and pests? A dose of medicine took care of them all, banishing disease and warding off poisonous creatures. From then on, their fish harvests were no longer sold cheap, the mountains were covered in fruit trees, and diseases had cures. The entire community was on its way to prosperity. Through sheer determination, they transformed their desolate exile into a flourishing paradise island!

Mo Chu was a 20-something 21st century woman who switched into a 16 year old comatose young woman living 1000 years later.

Her previous body was born 15 years ago. Due to an incident, her previous body went into a coma when she was still an infant.

When Mo Chu woke up, the World had changed.

Outside the enclaves, animals and plants that used to be mild and docile prey became predators. Beasts that were legends came alive. Humans and beasts mutually hunted each other. Even the legendary elemental powers appeared vividly in front of her!

Humans lived in 12 enclaves governed by a federation. Females were few and well protected under federation law. Three families dominated the top echelon:

- the military Ning;

- the political Qin; and

- the medical Qiao whose interest laid in alchemy.

For the past hundred years, under the Federation, science and medical care had advanced, increasing longevity but there was no known cure to spark her previous body’s brainwaves which was flatlined. Food was scientifically processed ration capsules.

Fortunately, Mo Chu got a warm-hearted brother Mo Yang as soon as she woke up. He was a complete sister con.

Unfortunately, Mo Chu turned out to be the one in a billion with an allergic constitution, and 99% of the existing food was poison to her body.

But there was always a way out.

If she couldn't eat the existing food, couldn't she make some new things by herself?

So, French fries, grilled fish, beggar's chicken... all kinds of delicacies reappeared in the history of mankind a thousand years later.

As a foodie, Mo Chu was very satisfied.

But those around her......

"Wow! I feel like I have lived in vain for the past hundred years. This delicious food is simply amazing!"

"Not to mention the deliciousness, this food can actually increase the elemental energy in the body, which is better than other elixirs...... ”

When I opened my eyes, I was inexplicably transported back to the first day of my escape from the apocalypse twenty years ago.

"Classmate, are you a person with powers? Do you want to consider joining our special operations team?"

Looking at the man with sparkling peach blossom eyes opposite, Xie Ning refused ruthlessly: "Thank you, I have a team."

"Ah, what team are you on?"

"Everything I said is right."

"Yes, you are beautiful and everything you say is right. In this way, you join our team, and my brother will accompany you to practice stalls in rain or shine, and kill monsters with you in thick and thin."

"Like this every day, year after year?"

"Yeah! My brother works hard to make money, and he kills monsters every day for you to pick up. How about that?"

Xie Ning:......

After rebirth, the small space turned into a large mobile villa. Originally, I just wanted to live my small life peacefully.

I never wanted to offend such a clingy monster. I want to ask, how can I reject the monster with ruthlessness and indifference?

Waiting online, it’s quite urgent...

An inexplicable danger lurks within the harbor, where numerous containers emit a pungent stench. Suddenly, crew members fell ill and began to wildly attack other people. The text that appeared out of thin air told her that this was a survival game.

Fu Anan thought that it was just a dream, and that she wouldn’t be affected by it once she woke up.

It wasn’t until the game told her: She would die if she didn’t follow the rules of the game. She would also die if she didn’t survive for at least thirty days in the game…

Unknown danger on the cruise ship; An isolated island that suffocates people; creatures inside the fog; Floods that engulf everything; Epidemic with no cure; Constantly collapsing lands……

How should one survive in various natural and man-made disasters, and in environments where resources are scarce?

There are only two things in Bai Tang’s life that are deeply rooted in her heart. One, fighting and killing, and two, tempering her treasure sword, Canglan.

What? Let her guide the blackened big boss? Since when is she the type to do such a meticulous work?

Hence.

“The host really doesn’t play the cards according to common sense at all!” System 168’s heart expressed extreme fatigue.

Wen Su, who came from the abyss full of bones, said, “If my family and friends loathe me, then I will disregard human relations and disown all blood relatives. If the whole world loathe me, then let blood flows into rivers.”

Bai Tang: Good boy, I will feed and clothe you, give you housing and transportation, poems and distance will also give you. Just be a good person! I will not point a sword at your heart, nor imprison your body with an iron cage.

Wen Su: Oh, but the only thing I want is a wife just like you.

I was in the abyss, but then you came in carrying a poisonous light. But why weren’t you burned by the poison? Since then, unable to forget, I put away my body full of spikes and thorns.

A slow burn love story about a female black lotus big boss VS a scheming villain.

Qin Jiu transmigrated into a switched-at-birth novel.

She became the first daughter of a marquis’ household. She was swapped out maliciously at a young age and raised in the countryside.

The fake young mistress female lead was a rebirthed girl. The pearl of the capital, and the future wife of the second prince.

In the original novel, Qin Jiu had been jealous of the female lead and kept going against her, trying in vain to frame her. Unaware of her lacking capabilities, she even tried to steal the male lead from her. Eventually, everyone turned their backs against Qin Jiu and she was killed by an arrow to the heart.

After reviewing the plot, Qin Jiu tore up the script–She doesn’t want to be this villainess cannon fodder! Then in the next moment, she jumped into the arms of Regent Gu Zezhi.

Qin Jiu, “Sob sob sob…golden thighs!”

Gu Zezhi, “I’ll let you hug them.” The regent of the dynasty had a fierce reputation of great power and heartless killings. Many people hated him, feared him, and wanted him dead. Then, one day, someone saw the infamously fierce regent holding a little girl in his arms with a pampering expression. Gu Zezhi kissed her hair and spoke in a gentle voice. “You can get rid of anyone you want. I’m here.”