What happens when someone grows up without the essentials of life—health, intelligence, or luck?

For Natsume Naoki, the first 20 years of his life were dull and miserable.

Until one day, a girl who claims to be a professional maid shows up at his door.

“How should we explain our relationship to others?”

“Just say I’m your childhood friend.”

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A sweet, high-IQ, heartwarming romance with no drama, no heartbreak, and no knives—just pure sugar. Warning: May cause diabetes.

P.S. The author has already completed a 1.6 million-word novel—feel free to dive in with confidence!

[Live Stream] + [Fortune Telling] + [Role-Playing] + [Nan Niang]

Upon traversing a parallel world, Ye Yu activates the role-playing system!

You start by playing as Fu Xuan, running the Taibu Si (a divination agency) and live-streaming divination.

On this day,

Ye Yu came across a video of a female internet celebrity on Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book), and a system notification sounded in her mind.

Target: Zhao Xiaoxiao

Recent activities: Organized an all-female camping trip

Result: An explosion occurred due to improper operation of the portable gas stove, wiping out the entire female group!

Ding: It is recommended that the host pay attention to the other party and send a reminder. A mystery treasure chest will be awarded as a reward!

Ye Yu immediately followed and sent a message in the chat to remind him!

To his surprise, he was met with angry curses from the other party.

Xiaohongshu users even offered a reward for Ye Yu.

Netizens all advised Ye Yu not to provoke those women.

To their shock, the all-female camping group was wiped out the next day.

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Open the system rewards to obtain Mysterious Holy Water.

Ye Yu: My holy water will be auctioned starting at one yuan, and the highest bidder will win.

Netizen: Holy crap?! We'd sell our pots and pans to grab this!

Reborn as Naruto, the Hokage.

He witnessed firsthand how the Fourth Hokage and Kushina were pierced by the Nine-Tails' claws.

Obtain the Bleach Hogyoku system.

Third Hokage: Naruto, do you hate those who bullied you?

They don't hate; they're just afraid.

Kakashi: Naruto is my most important subordinate.

Jiraiya: My Ninja Gaiden, the main character's name is Uzumaki Naruto.

At the hair salon, the shopkeeper asked me to dye my hair black and style it. What, you don't want to? Then I'll dye it black myself.

I dyed my hair black, applied some hairspray, and took off the glasses I used to hide my eyes.

"From this moment on, I will stand in the sky!"

Xu Yuan transmigrated to the Great Zhou Dynasty, a chaotic era overrun by demons and monsters. He was just an ordinary carpenter in Ruimu Hall, Water Well Town, living day to day with no guarantee of survival.

However, Xu Yuan discovered that as long as he cultivated his skills to their peak, he could gain incredible "ultimate techniques"!

When Military Boxing was cultivated to its extreme, he comprehended Mountain-Splitting, Ox-Striking Fist Force, allowing his power to pierce through bodies, injure enemies from a distance, and become utterly indestructible!

When Carpentry Skills were cultivated to their extreme, he comprehended Mortise and Tenon Animism, where every joint and rivet could construct all things and spontaneously generate sentience!

When the Empty Radiance Scripture was cultivated to its extreme, he comprehended Spirit Wandering Beyond the Void, allowing his soul to leave his body, roam the vast emptiness, perceive heaven and earth, and foresee danger!

Any ordinary skill, in Xu Yuan's hands, could transform into a peerless divine technique!

From then on, in the chaotic world, there emerged a Peerless Artisan God who struck terror into demons and monsters, and commanded the awe of Jianghu heroes!

After being murdered, Mu Xuan entered the body of Ma Niang. Miraculously, the two souls merged. Black hair, black clothing, golden eyes. A figure as ethereal as the night sky frequently appeared at the racecourse. No one knew her name, no one knew her identity, but her all-consuming, terrifying power left an indelible memory in all the Ma Niangs. "We must find her. Disregarding the rules and participating without permission is sheer lawlessness." The central government issued an ultimatum. The racecourse's security was impenetrable, yet the black phantom could not be stopped. Thus, the race [Wind and Forest]

[The more you watch, the more exciting it is, without any water]

【Stable updates, quality assurance】

The source of energy revived, and the eighteen-year-old Xiao Fan walked out of a third-tier small town.

By chance, he entered the super class that gathered all the strongest talents of mankind.

He, a man who had been accustomed to a low-key development since childhood, decided to emerge out of nowhere and amaze the world under the inspiration of the will of generations of martyrs.

In the border war zone, he went in and out of the instructor corps seven times, passing through a sea of ​​flowers without getting a single leaf on him!

In the battle of geniuses, he transformed into a demon king, rode away from the others, and defeated the powerful people of the time!

Disaster strikes and the galaxy is in danger.

He soared into the sky, stood on the sky, turned his back to the world, drew his sword and rode his horse, and declared war to the entire universe: "Remember my name, because I will break through the heavens and myriad worlds!"

Hokage-sama, you have failed the village's expectations of you!

Uchiha and Dou looked at the ape flying on the guillotine, his eyes were full of tears, and his face was sad, as if he recalled the scenes of the past.

Hokage-sama, our Uchiha clan is loyal, and we have never wanted the idea of a coup d'état, all of this is a conspiracy between Danzo and Uchiha Fugaku!

Everything I do, it's for the sake of the village! This is no ordinary villager anymore, and he must strike hard! It's all for Hokage-sama, and I'm loyal to Hokage-sama!

Hokage-sama, why, why do you want to harm the interests of the village? I adore you so much! So loyal to you! Why, why do you want to live up to my expectations of you!

In the memory, the rope in the hands of the Uchiha and the fighting hand slowly loosened, and the sharp guillotine fell on the neck of the ape flying sun, and the head of the ape flying day slashed flew up and fell to the ground, dead without blinking his eyes.

In the audience, everyone in Konoha cheered, the evil ape Feiri was killed, and Konoha was too peaceful!

Please become the new Hokage and lead us to new glory!

Archon Uchiha, we love you!

The world's Antarctic scientific expedition team discovered a virus in the glacier, but the country's T8 laboratory accidentally leaked the virus. Any human infected with the virus will have their brains controlled by the viral cells, turning them into mindless zombies. Other animals infected with the virus will enter a new evolution and become extremely ferocious.

As the virus spreads rapidly across the earth, a battle between humans and the virus begins.

Before the virus spread, Wang Lei accidentally obtained a high-tech RV. Can this high-tech RV protect him and his loved ones and help them live healthily in this doomsday?

Mo Ming traveled through the world of anime and became a cheater. As a cheater, he naturally started a harem, and after the famous scene in Kasuga, he publicly declared that he would be the harem king.

But unlike his predecessors who were great and glorious and liked to be saints and nannies, Mo Ming was a free-spirited and even a little crazy person.

Therefore, in the face of scenes such as Shura Field and harem fire, the measures he took included making up nonsense, making jokes, changing the subject, suppressing with force, not feeling ashamed, but proud of it.

Anyway, he doesn't seem like a good person!

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Currently the third volume: [The Scarlet Bullet and the Black Lolita]

Status: About to end

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Current heroine:

Haruhi Suzumiya: From [The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]

Maple Honjo: From [Shield Girl] Akiyama Mio

: From [K-ON!]

Shokuhou Misaki: From [A Certain Scientific Railgun]

Eucliwood: From [Is This a Zombie?]

Flandre: From [Touhou Gensokyo]

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By accident, Wang Teng traveled to the world of Dragon Ball Super and even arrived at the Omni-King's Palace!

The King of Gods held Wang Teng in high regard and appointed him as the Inspector of the God Realm!

Activate the sign-in system and receive a Super Saiyan 5 starting reward...

"Ding! Congratulations, host, for checking in at the Omni-King's Palace! Reward: Ultra Instinct!"

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Beerus: "What? The Inspector has arrived! Quickly, go out and greet him!"

Bardos: "Lord Wang Teng is so handsome! I really wish I could follow him and become his personal angel..."