Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Traveling through the world of immortal cultivation, Ye Wenfeng yearned to cultivate since childhood, yet struggled to find the techniques. It wasn't until he became a father of four that he accidentally discovered the Compass of Heaven and Earth after being injured while observing a war between immortals. The Compass could guide Ye Wenfeng to cultivation techniques, treasures, and auspicious locations. Using the Compass, Ye Wenfeng found a prime location to establish his family and enhance their fortune. Subsequently, Ye Wenfeng discovered the ancient tombs of great emperors buried in the mountains, immortal traces buried in the deep sea, and ancient artifacts lost for millennia. Using the Compass, Ye Wenfeng transformed a simple farming family from a bitterly cold land into an unrivaled immortal clan, standing at the pinnacle of the immortal path.

Xu Changqing journeyed through the realm of immortal cultivation, possessing the precious Dao Yun Ding (Dao Yun Ding), yet he had no idea how to use it. It wasn't until he became a son-in-law of an immortal sect that he unexpectedly discovered on his wedding night that the Dao Yun Ding could help him conceive and enhance his talents, thus finding his path to enlightenment.

As is well known, as a cultivator's cultivation level increases, their chances of conceiving decrease.

However, Xu Changqing not only achieved a 100% fertility rate, but also fathered sons as prolific as dragons and daughters as prolific as phoenixes, resulting in a growing number of gifted offspring.

As his children grew and became famous, Xu Changqing gradually became known to the public.

Which immortal could withstand such a test? Xu

Changqing became the destiny of the immortals!

A Taoist goddess, a demon saint, a divine empress, a demon queen, a sea princess, a succubus queen, an Asura saint, a Rakshasa succubus, a witch from the Wu clan... from the Nine Heavens to the Netherworld...

Traveling through the world of Zhu Xian, Bai Ye becomes a disciple of the Qingyun Sect. He initially hoped to live a quiet life, but suddenly discovers a god-level sign-in system.

Elixirs, magical powers, Taoist techniques, and immortal artifacts all have the potential to be obtained through sign-in.

Signing in at the Qingyun Sect at the start grants the Divine Body, empowering you to drink.

"Haha~! Riding the wind, I slay demons across the world. With wine, I'm carefree; without, I'm still intoxicated..."

"Wielding a sword in the mortal world is the pinnacle; with wine, I soar to the heavens..."

Successfully sign in at Dazhu Peak and receive the reward: [Marrow Cleansing Pill].

Successfully sign in at Xiaozhu Peak and receive the reward: [One Hundred and Eight Thousand Swords].

Successfully sign in at Longshou Peak and receive the reward: [Eight Gates Dunjia Technique].

Successfully sign in at the Ancestral Shrine and receive the reward: [Demon-Suppressing Divine Sword].

...

Because of his frequent drunkenness and his attire as a swordsman, he is nicknamed the Drunken Swordsman by many of the sect's disciples.

Until one day, when the demons invaded Qingyun Sect, Bai Ye held a sword in his right hand and a wine pot in his left hand. With one man and one sword, the world was shaken.

Tian Linger: "Brother Bai Ye is not a drunkard. He is so powerful!"

Lu Xueqi: "I knew that when you fought me, you didn't use your full strength."

One day, the iron tree blossoms, and spring buds sprout in winter.

One year, the great river flows backward, and white crows fill the sky.

One lifetime, good and evil are blurred, and peril shadows every step.

One man, with but a single word, laughs proudly across the world.

He declared:

“The heavens may have nine layers, the earth eight desolate realms—yet I will strive to reign over the Seven Realms.

I seek no refuge in the Six Paths of Reincarnation.

I have stolen the grains of others, yet walked the seas as a wandering hero.

Three lifetimes of love, two lifetimes as an immortal—

All I desire… is for my words to pierce the heavens!” - NovelUpdates

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"

Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"

Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)

Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

My name is Feng Xue. I travel through time. There were words in my head: I will live to be sixty...

heaven.

At first, I didn't panic. I just thought that everything has its consequences. Since my lifespan is short, there must be a way to extend it. I looked it up online, but the writing was unclear, and everywhere it was written crookedly, "Daily World." I still couldn't sleep, so I searched carefully for half the night, and finally I could make out the implied words, and the entire book was written with two words: "Shorten your lifespan"!

I was probably sick and couldn't sleep, so I went to a mahjong hall and played mahjong for a few days. Then I found a dark and windy day, hoping to try my luck, and it actually gave me a glimmer of hope.

Observers say:

The bonds you form are a destiny of time travel, and the illness you suffer is a disease that causes you to die young.

What you do is work that shortens your life, but what you seek is longevity.

At a glance, I can tell that it's time for me to live longer.

PS: This book is not a competition novel. Playing mahjong is only limited to the first chapter. There is time travel through the heavens. This is not fan fiction, that's all.

The continuation of Snail's Demon God Records, Nie Li and his companions practice in the Book of Time and Space Demon Spirits, and gradually discover and solve mysteries over time, becoming stronger and fighting against the Holy Emperor. Mysteries of the previous life began to surface, and the secret of rebirth also had a clue, but things went against their wishes. On the way to find the answer, Nie Li and his companions encountered obstacles one after another: the conspiracy of the Holy Emperor, the power of the previous life, the secret of the Black Demon Forest... Challenges are still waiting for Nie Li and his companions. Can he and his companions break the endless time and space of the Holy Emperor? Wait and see! ...

Lin Fan is accidentally transmigrated to the Immortal Demon Continent; after fighting and struggling his way up, he finally becomes the Supreme Sovereign of the Demon Realm, only for the great Immortal-Demon War to break out!

As the Supreme Sovereign of the Demon Realm, he engages in a final battle with the Empress of the Immortal Realm, Longyue. Together, they tear apart the void, shatter the Heavenly Dao, and both fall into the void.

When he opens his eyes again, Lin Fan is stunned to find that he has returned to his familiar first homeland—Blue Star! And the one who returned with him is his mortal enemy, Empress Longyue…

“Demon Sovereign! Even here, this Empress will risk her life to slay you!”

“Demon Sovereign! I would sooner starve to death on the streets than eat a single bite of your food!”

“Demon Sovereign, can this month’s rent be postponed for another month? This Empress will do anything!”

“Lin Fan, Lin Fan, I want to buy this!”

“Husband, what would be a good name for our child?”

Wang Huitian, a person with low self-esteem and no spiritual roots, is a master of swordsmanship. Since he came down the mountain, there has been no peace in the world!

Demon Ancestor: "What? He wants to go down the mountain? Quickly bring me my cassock."

The demon clan: "Damn it, my son is tender, hide him quickly."

Forbidden area: "Today we will clean up the place, tomorrow everyone must keep silent, anyone who dares to disobey the order will be thrown to the mountain"

Ask for a title from heaven and earth, and ask for money from ghosts and gods.

Burn one dollar of incense and pray for a million dollars of good fortune. If you don't bless me today, I will be trampled into the fairyland tomorrow...