Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Yang Jian is my brother-in-law? The Third Holy Mother is my wife, and Yao Ji is my mother-in-law!

Faced with immense pressure, Chen Changsheng awakens the Super Treasure Hunting System.

One treasure map a day, digging for treasure can bring countless opportunities.

"Treasure map has arrived. Please follow the instructions to dig for treasure."

"Congratulations, host, on discovering the Enlightenment Tea Tree."

A drop of Pangu's essence blood

"A broken Chaos Pearl"

"A pair of Chang'e goddess stockings!"

Wang Yi came to a martial arts world and became a Jinyiwei of the Daming Dynasty!

Martial arts flourish here, and the strongest can break through the void!

Wang Yi obtained the [Supreme Martial Arts System], which made him indestructible at the beginning. He cultivated an invincible body, and with every punch he made, he embarked on the road of sweeping the world!

Shattered the Shaolin Vajra Demon Subduing Formation with one punch and comprehended the "Black Buddha Yi Jin Jing"!

Defeat the Wudang Zhenwu Seven-Section Formation with one palm and comprehend the "Yin Yang Tai Chi Diagram"!

Kill the aliens and destroy Japan!

Kill gods if they stand in your way; kill Buddhas if they stand in your way!

Invincible body, pushing forward all the way!

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In the dark world, he is the world's number one killer: Shadow Killer!

If the shadow tells you to die at three o'clock in the morning, you won't live until five o'clock!

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Travel to the world of mortal cultivation, with a golden finger [equivalence balance], you can connect the heavens and the worlds to trade.

Plant the land to grow a piece of

heaven? Live forever?

Too small!

The pattern is opened.

Spiritual root transformation, first become a genius!

Human immortal martial arts, the art of protecting the way.

Spells, magical powers, secret methods, all the heavens and the world, add them to me!

Many years later, facing Han Li's pursuit of the way, he said,

"There are five immortals in the world, heaven, earth, man, gods and ghosts. I have a volume of the book of the earth. Can you learn it?"

"Can I get immortality?"

"This is easy!"

Tian Ning, as a descendant of a famous family in the world of cultivation who was stranded outside, was brought back when he was fifteen years old.

Everyone thought that she was just a peasant from the mortal world, and was no match for the fake lady Wen Renxue who was raised in luxury.

Wenren Xue is extremely talented. She successfully formed a pill at a young age and formed a pact with the young prince of the Dragon Palace. She is also surrounded by brothers and senior brothers who dote on her. She is a jewel in everyone's palm.

Looking at Tianning again, it’s even a question whether a young girl like her can practice cultivation?

She was really lucky to have the Wenren family help her get into the Wanjian Sect through the back door and become its direct disciple!

When the competition among the six major sects comes, just wait and see how a useless little foundation-building girl will cry! ?

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The team competition in the secret realm is fraught with danger. The disciples huddle together to save points, determined not to be eliminated and to maintain their sect's ranking.

The atmosphere was obviously very tense, but the monks outside watched as a little girl lived very comfortably in the secret realm.

When I have nothing to do, I go beyond my level to kill the demon king and make barbecue. When I’m tired, I take a break and read the conversation book. Sometimes, when I’m in a bad mood, I can kick the passing dogs???

“…”

What is this comfortable and leisurely retirement life all about?

No...don't forget that you are still in the competition!

[Incredible Combat Power] + [Evil Spirit] + [Top Background] + [Extremely Cool]

The most important thing is [no female lead]!!

Ye Xuan traveled through the fantasy world and became the immortal ancestor of the Ye family.

When he was young, he was known as the Young Emperor of Heaven!

He used thunderous means to solve the rebellion within the clan, and even killed an ancient saint of the same realm with one punch! He inherited the immortal heritage!

Invincible?

Of course!

We must push it all the way!

[Refreshing Read][Face-Slapping][Lighthearted][Swordsmanship][Extreme Speed] Orphaned and wealthy, you want to eat my bloodline? Pshaw! Luo Xiu transmigrates to a fantasy martial arts world and awakens a "Side Effect Transfer System," allowing him to transfer side effects to others. From then on, his cultivation path becomes increasingly absurd… "Starting with cultivating the *Evil-Repelling Sword Manual*, I become stronger, you come and cut me down, reasonable, right?" "Life-Extracting Marrow Cleansing Pill, it can change tendons and marrow but consumes lifespan? What's there to be afraid of? I'll take eighty pills in one go!" "Forbidden Technique: Heavenly Demon Disintegration Method, unleashes ten times the combat power for a quarter of an hour, but afterwards all meridians are severed, a fate worse than death? Hehe! I'll directly use the Normal Heavenly Demon Disintegration Method." … Protagonist: Luo Xiu

Traveling through time and becoming a sect's eldest disciple, only to be exiled to the Demon Tower at the beginning?

In the thousand-year-old lonely demon tower, Lin Changqing raised his hand and touched the dusty stone tablet.

[The host carefully observes the inscription, activates his heaven-defying comprehension, and suddenly realizes the technique: Qingyun Sword Technique]!

Under the system of heaven-defying comprehension, Lin Changqing began to have sudden enlightenment every day!

[The host sweeps the floor, sighing at the falling leaves, and suddenly realizes the skill: Lion's Sky Seal.]

[The host seems to have gained something from drinking tea, and suddenly realizes the technique: Dragon Elephant Infinite Skill.]

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Eighty years have passed since the Demon Tower, and the world is on the verge of collapse. Thousands of monsters have invaded, and the demons have come to the sect to kill.

Lin Changqing, with black hair and white hair, walked out of the demon tower with a sword in hand.

[The host walked out of the demon tower, suddenly realized the critical strike, and became a land sword immortal! ]

I have a sword that can cut through the sky, slay the earth, and conquer the world! I have completed the works "Ten Directions God King", "Tao Seal", and "King of All Ages". WeChat public account: Sleepy Dragon

Chen Hai transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes a menial disciple in a sect!

I thought I was just an ordinary person and had no chance of becoming a powerful figure, but the system couldn't stand it anymore and made my cultivation techniques and supernatural abilities start automatically!

[Your Divine Elephant Body Refining Technique, after a day of arduous practice, has reached 100% progress and has automatically broken through to the first level!]

[Your Fierce Tiger Body Refining Technique, after a day of arduous practice, has reached 100% progress and has automatically broken through to the first level!]

[The Autumn Wind and Falling Leaves Sword senses the joy in its host's heart and is invigorated, increasing its cultivation speed by 100].

[The Art of Object Manipulation has been honed through countless trials, breaking through its limits, and can now control the entire celestial sphere!]

[The system detected that the Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada was insufficient to overcome the opponent. In despair, it transformed, achieving the ability to shrink the distance to an inch!]

Chen Hai sighed. "You're always like this. How can I repay you? I can only practice my marksmanship day and night to leave more seeds of love and peace for this vast world!"