Bad news.

He traveled through time and became a eunuch.

Good news.

It’s fake, the vitals are still there.

Travel through the Dawu Dynasty and become a young eunuch who has just entered the palace.

In the Qianwu Realm, there are three thousand Daozhou and countless dynasties coexisting.

There was a warrior who tore a dragon apart with his bare hands, built a city in the East China Sea, and became the second best in the world!

There was a cultivator who held a sword in the air, killed a big monster eight hundred miles away, and took its head to make wine!

There are Confucian scholars who follow the law with their words, and they bring the Confucian luck to break the dragon vein of a country!

There is a big monster with a bloody mouth that can swallow a city in one gulp, and the people are wailing!

Ye Bai, who was powerless and couldn't even tie a chicken, was walking on thin ice.

Fortunately, the system has awakened and given the ability to: complete a set of exercises every day.

[Ding! Detecting the host's cultivation of the Heavenly Level Martial Arts: Immortal Slaying Sword Technique, the Martial Arts has reached Great Perfection!]

[Ding! Detecting the host's Heaven-level cultivation technique: Acala Dharmakaya, the technique has reached Great Perfection!]

[Ding! Detecting the host's cultivation of a divine-level technique: Tiangang Disha Hunyuan Immortal Golden Body, the technique has reached perfection!]

…...

A hundred years later, demons and monsters started to cause chaos, sweeping across three thousand states.

In the Dawu Palace, Ye Bai, who had been practicing for a hundred years, opened his eyes.

The sword energy spans thirty thousand miles, and the sword light chills three thousand continents!

From a peasant family to a family that ascends to prominence

The dark night, like an ink-soaked rag, weighed heavily on the earth. Torrential rain lashed the muddy official road like a whip, splashing muddy water that quickly gathered into torrents, rushing through the deep ruts. The air was filled with the stench of earth, the musty smell of rotting vegetation, and the lingering stench of livestock.

A battered mule cart was stuck in a mud pit, with half of its wheel buried. The mule pulling the cart was panting heavily, and even though the driver, Old Wang, cracked his whip loudly, it only pawed its hooves in vain, splashing more mud.

"Hey! Work harder! You lazy beast!" Old Wang's voice was hoarse from shouting, and the rain flowed down his wrinkled face, mixing with beads of sweat.

Li Xuan silently jumped out of the car, his shoulder resting against the soaking, cold floorboards. Icy rain trickled down the edge of his tattered hat and into his neck, causing him to shiver. He clenched his teeth, veins bulging on his exposed arms. The mud beneath his feet was so thick and muddy that every push felt like his entire leg was being sucked into the damned muck. Fifteen years, a full fifteen years! From that naive "reincarnation" with a hint of absurd expectation, to his current form as a bodyguard with thick joints, dark skin, and a drenched bodyguard, he felt like fate had pinned him down to the mud, rubbing him repeatedly. Cultivating immortality? Immortality? Those distant dreams had long been worn away by the harsh, life-threatening life of a bodyguard, leaving only this damned, mud-soaked car and a burning pain in his shoulder.

"Qinglin, my foolish sister, if you want to kill me, then just curse me with resentment, and then live on in ugliness... Medusa, you have lost your people, but you still have me, right? I can totally be your master, can't I?" "Little Medical Fairy, admiration is the farthest distance from understanding." "Master Yunyun, Junior Sister Nalan, you don't want to see the Yunlan Sect destroyed like this, right?"... Traveling across the Douqi Continent, Su Han activated the 'Villain Simulator', which can simulate the life of a villain and get rewards.

Just as his cultivation was steadily improving, the masters came to him one after another. They were 'Not for becoming a saint, but to bring you back in the reincarnation'.

(Ratings are just out and unstable!)

【Marvel】【Invincible】【All Heavens and Myriad Worlds】【Alternative Superman】【Omniscience and Omnipotence】【Martial Arts】

He traveled through the world of American comics and started out as a level ten criminal of S.H.I.E.L.D., who was originally destined to stay in prison until his death.

Fortunately, he activated the golden finger, and a traveling frog was created that could bring him specialties from all over the world.

Frog enters Tom's world, bringing a power-up... to help him escape prison.

"bite!"

"Your froglet brought you a souvenir [Sword Saint Gainie's Legacy]"

"Your frog brought you a souvenir [Qin's Moon Mechanical Technique]"

"Your little frog brought you back a travel souvenir [Qin's Moon Mohist Supreme Mechanism 'Non-Attack']"

"Your froglet brought you a souvenir [Artificial Intelligence Red Queen]"

"Your little frog brought you back a travel specialty, the Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown (Bone King)."

“…”

Iron Man: What? This is Chinese technology? How can this Scarlet Snake slaughter my mecha horde?

Thor: Odin, am I the God of Thunder or is he the God of Thunder? Why do I feel like I'm an imposter?

Banner: Just a joke, the rampaging Hulk got beaten up and became autistic!!!

Lu Dan: Damn it, I should have killed him at the beginning! I...I regret it!!!

…

My name is Yu Mu, the Mu who herds the gods!

My story begins from that day...

[Spiritual Resurrection] + [High Martial Arts] + [King Gou] + [Don't Do Anything]

The spiritual energy revived, and the world's top martial artist, Su Lin, came through.

On the eve of the college entrance examination, Su Lin accidentally activated the contract ten thousand times return system!

The items and upgrades obtained by the contract object during the contract period can be returned to Su Lin in a certain multiple!

At the beginning, Su Lin contracts with a cool school beauty with S-level qualifications.

Cultivation? Treasure hunting? Not happening!

[Ding! The contracted party swallowed an A-level Qi and Blood Pill, increasing their Qi and Blood by 200 calories, and returning 2000 calories tenfold!]

[Ding! The contracted party has completed three body forgings, increasing their strength by 1,000 jins, and returning 50 tons of strength a hundredfold!]

[Ding! The contracted party has obtained an S-level Immortal Slaying Sword. 1,000 times the value will be returned as 1,000 S-level Immortal Slaying Swords!]

[Ding! The contracted party has been promoted to a ninth-grade warrior, and the ultimate cultivation base will be returned ten thousand times!]

The cool school beauty practiced day and night with dark circles under her eyes, but in the end she could only look up to him...

The body-building skills that others were so proud of were beaten to pieces by Su Lin's punch...

When others practice, I sleep; when others grab treasures, I give them away. I don’t do anything!

The world's most advanced martial arts?

Sorry, I have already started cultivating immortality!

When the weirdness came and all races invaded, Su Lin suddenly appeared and killed them all!

(The introduction is weak, please move to the main text!)

Bad news: Journeying through the world of pirates, you’ll start at the execution ground in Rogue Town, about to be beheaded!

Good news: The [Devil Fruit Synthesis System] has been activated, turning everything into a material!

[Rusty Iron Filings] + [Seagull Corpse] instantly synthesize the [Zoology – Slashing Bird Fruit]!

Slash through the scaffold and escape! From now on, I rewrite the rules of this sea!

While others scramble for a Nature-type fruit, Fang Yuan sets his sights on the Four Emperors.

Kaido’s dragon scales? Perfect for synthesizing the [Mythical Beast – Lava Dragon]!

Whitebeard’s vibrations? Decompose them into the [Concept – Space Tearing]!

Blackbeard can hunt with the Fruit? Sorry, I command an army of three thousand users with special abilities, producing the fruit on an assembly line!

Years later, when Fang Yuan reigns supreme in Marijoa, the Five Elders realize in despair that they’ve provoked the most terrifying power in this sea… the source of power!

[High-Level Martial Arts] + [Fight to Support Warfare] + [Funny Combat] + [No Female Protagonist] + [Fun Fiction]

Consume Sage Moments to infinitely deduce martial arts.

Chen Shu travels to a world of high-level martial arts where everyone is as powerful as a dragon. Faced with adversity, he fortunately earns Sage Moments through battle and slaughter.

In a chaotic world dominated by aristocratic families and invaded by ferocious beasts,

he rises from humble beginnings, lacking exceptional talent, relying solely on Sage Moments to deduce the ultimate martial arts technique.

Can being beaten improve proficiency?

"Member! Don't run!"

Can hitting others make you stronger?

"Sorry, school beauty!"

Can killing people and monsters earn Sage Moments?

Looking at the aristocratic family who treat everything as straw dogs,

a smile appears on his face.

"Family tree is a valuable resource."

While others are still taking the martial arts exam

Gu Zhan: "I will never consider an enemy defeated by me as my opponent. I will give you time to catch up, until you are out of sight!" Hun Yu: "You are too kind. Those who achieve great things do not care about trivial matters. Killing a few Dou Shengs is nothing. Thousands of years later, more Dou Shengs will appear on the continent!" Yao Xuan: "Can the Wangchen Pill, can it make you forget all the good and bad things in the past... Then you will become my emperor soul!"... These are all Xiao Tian's vests, or in other words, his incarnations! Xiao Tian: "I am the Emperor of Heaven! I should suppress all enemies in the world!" (Keywords: Doupo Cangqiong! The Heavens! The Ten Thousand Worlds! The Avatar! The System! The Qi

[Panel] + [Demon Slayer] + [Jianghu Temple] + [Invincible in the Same Realm] + [Quantum State Shrinking Growth] + [I Don't Eat Beef] + [Martial Arts Mastery] + [Awake to Rule the World, Drunkenly Sleep with a Beauty]

The Great Chu Dynasty is surrounded by demons from outside, intent on conquering the world; within, aristocratic sects and families seek to seize the people's wealth with ulterior motives; and above the temple, even more murderous intentions lurk.

Ordinary people can only become prey, surviving in the cracks. Internal and external troubles threaten to crumble.

Chu Jiang, armed with his panel, travels through time and space, becoming a small demon hunter. Slaying demons grants him martial arts that predict his lifespan.

From the Demon-Suppressing Sword Technique to the Hell-Suppressing Blood God Manual, from the Wind and Thunder Vajra Body to the Heavenly Thunder Golden Body, from the Powerful Fist to the ancient magical power, the Star-Picking Fist, the evolution of the panel constantly challenges Chu Jiang's imagination, becoming increasingly outrageous...

Demons: Pig demons, tiger demon leaders, the Great Evil Demon, the True Brahma Demon... all destroyed.

Jianghu: The Cao Gang, Qingfeng Village, the Sword King Sect, the Purple Flame Demon Sect... all annihilated.

Treasure: King, what a thing! Can you withstand a single blow from me?

Heaven: Hiding your head and revealing your tail! Come out and fight!

...

After seven thousand years of the Great Chu, a Sea-Covering Demon Saint appeared from outer space, gathering all the demons in the world. The human race was left without an emperor, and millions of people became prey, staining the mountains and rivers with blood.

"Who says the human race has no emperor?"

In an unknown land, Chu Jiang opened his eyes. With a terrifying divine fist, he slashed through the mountains and rivers, his body etched with nine-day divine thunder. With a single blow, he slew the Sea-Covering Demon Saint.

The world was astonished.

Good news: I've traveled through time, and it's still the time of Panlong's dawn. Bad news: The Lord Godhead will appear in a thousand years, but I'm just a Saint. Sean gazed melancholy at the fleeting light across the sky. It was his soon-to-be-departed friend. "I can't stop it, I can't stop it at all!" "After hearing the news of the Lord Godhead's emergence, these Saints truly dared to reach the Supreme God Plane!"