Gu Zian was hit by a dump truck and brought to India, and he turned into a cow.
If it was anywhere else, he would never accept it, but the place he traveled to was India.
In this magical country, cows live better than most people. In Tianzhu, cows are the incarnation of gods.
One day, when he was wandering around the streets, an Indian man with his sick child knelt down in front of him and kowtowed, and a strange prompt sound suddenly rang in his ears.
[Power of Faith +1]
[Obtain Primary Healing Skills]
At this time, Gu Zian found that he seemed to be able to really turn into a god.
Many years later, when Gu Zian was lying in a magnificent temple, with a beautiful girl serving him, countless Indian officials and wealthy businessmen knelt down outside, just to ask for a bubble of his cow urine.
"Hehe~ Commander, are other foxes fun?" Li Cheng was confused when he heard Akagi's words. What about everyone's promise to protect themselves? As an old salted fish who had half abandoned the game, Li Cheng inexplicably came to his own naval base while playing the game, and the one who caused all this was the profiteer Akashi who had been cheating him of his money. In addition to feeling sorry for his own Conqueror Fox, Li Cheng wanted to see his own naval base with his own eyes, but was stopped by Akashi. "Commander, the naval base is now full of scary ship girls, meow~ Do you really want to go back now instead of waiting for the Royal White Eagles to come back and go back together?" "A real man should be brave to face the yanderes! They are all my ship girls! Brave commander, don't be afraid of difficulties!" "But recently Taiho Akagi and the others have been saying scary things, meow~ For example, tying up the commander..." "Um, when will the Royal and White Eagles come back?" Although the ideas of several people are good, it is a pity that they seem to have been influenced by Ron Taiho and others, and the rest of the people have also become a little abnormal.
[cheap + stealing bamboo shoots + dark-bellied + refreshing writing + Lao Liu + relaxed + no moral integrity]
Fighting with others: Dahei, you go be the bait! Erluzi, you kick his ass and I'll hit him on the back of the head!
Fighting with ghosts: Dahei, spit blood and spray it! Erluzi, fart and smoke it, I will use the Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill to blast it!
Fighting with monsters: Dahei, three times the amount in five steps! Erluzi, the monster-binding rope and the maze are ready, where is my pot?
Fighting with the Immortals: Dahei, don't be reckless, stay calm for a while! Erluzi, don't be a coward! I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!
Fighting against the sky: the fun is endless.
Wu Beiliang: The immortal grass, spiritual energy, ghost crystals, and demon pills are all mine. Who dares to try to steal them? Erluzi, close the door, and let the black one out!
Li Yang traveled across the Douluo Continent and awakened his masked martial spirit at the age of six. He possessed innate full soul power and could summon nine black shadow armies.
Su Yuntao: What a pity, your martial spirit is a mask. Even if it was just a farm tool, I could still take you back to the Spirit Hall.
Li Yang: Ninja team, go catch some prey.
Tang San: I seem to be attacked by a black shadow.
Dai Mubai: Looks like I’m going to be unlucky again!
Ma Hongjun: Every time they burn us bald...
Oscar: You are the only one who is still intact. I really don't want you to practice this secret book...
Ning Rongrong: Grandpa Jian was shaved bald again by the shadow soldiers...
Looking at the bald Sword Douluo, Ning Rongrong thoughtfully prepared a hat for him, but the color was a little hard for Sword Douluo to accept.
…
On the day when Wuhun awakened, the system of recruiting disciples from all realms was activated.
The more talented the apprentice is, the greater the reward will be.
Before he knew it, Xiao Wu, Qian Renxue, Zhu Zhuqing, Bibi Dong... were all accepted as his disciples.
…"
Du Xinghe traveled through time and space and became a tool-man senior sister in a cultivation group pet article.
She blocked the knife when something happened, and gave all the good things to the junior sister.
She came back covered in blood, and the three senior brothers only cared about the junior sister.
Fortunately, the female supporting role also has dignity. She activated her golden finger on the day of the travel.
It's so funny. Whoever wants to be a tool person can do it. She brought the system and broke off all ties with the Nine Yang Sect and left tonight!
On the way down the mountain, Du Xinghe found out that she was bound to the Palace Fighting Invincible System.
Looking at the Warm Love Pill in the novice gift package, her silence was deafening.
What a sin!
...
However, the Warm Love Pill urged the meridians to surge, and cultivation was twice the result with half the effort. Who said it can only be used for romantic matters?
The useless fairy beast egg that took ten thousand years to hatch was given a multi-birth buff by her, and was named in her "Jade Book". It recognized the master as soon as it hatched.
Secretly certified all the disciples of the sect as her own godsons in the system, benefiting her descendants and giving back to herself!
The system was angry: Host, don't go too far. Whose palace fighting novel has a 99+ godson?
She was justified, this was a genuine palace fighting of 99+ treasures!
Time flies, and time flies.
All the famous clan leaders, elders, and young talents in the cultivation world knelt down in front of Du Xinghe. Among them were the brothers who had abandoned her.
But Du Xinghe didn't even look at them, stood with his hands behind his back, and smiled at the system:
"Look, they chased me to the crematorium."
The system said with great resentment: "Yes, who made you the number one person under the heaven?"
New Book Release: Douluo Dalu: My Wet Nurse is Bibi Dong
Xiao Feng traveled across the Douluo Continent and became the cradle in Bibi Dong's arms. Due to the incident of Qianxunji being cheated on, he awakened the invincible salted fish selection system, the heart of the God King, and the innate full soul power of level 100.
One day, Bibi Dong suddenly discovered that she could hear Xiao Feng's inner voice.
Bibi Dong: Xiao Feng, you're awake. What's wrong? Are you unhappy?
[Happy? How can I be happy? He holds me in his arms every day while we sleep, and there's nothing fancy about it. I'm almost tired of it.]
Bibi Dong: Xiao Feng, what's wrong with you? How about I tell you a joke?
"Come on, you should just take a break. I've been hearing your corny jokes for years. I might as well just lie down and take a nap."
......
Let's see how Xiao Feng lies down, plays in the water, and enjoys life in Douluo Continent.
(The introduction is weak, please read the main text. There are old books, such as Douluo: Upgrading from Conquering the Goddess and Douluo: The Strongest Beast Spirit.)
The urban world where various anime characters exist:
"Listen to Dad", "My Goddess", "Cat's Eye Sisters", "The Story of Gen-kun", "The Mystery of the Devil", and more to come. Welcome to add more. Readers are the masters.
① "Listen to Dad" + "My Goddess"
Sheng Mingluo was a third-tier internet celebrity that everyone loved to hate. Netizens loathed her for her inconsistent acting skills and constant scandals, yet couldn’t help but admire her fair skin and stunning beauty.
Qin Zhi, on the other hand, was a cool and untouchable film queen within the industry. Every piece of gossip about her only confirmed that she was the daughter of a prestigious family, had zero scandals or bad reviews since her debut, and was raking in awards with ease.
Then one day, Sheng Mingluo couldn’t resist the itch and clicked on a fanfiction link her assistant sent her — titled “The Deranged Rival Forcefully Falls for Me.” She didn’t expect that when she woke up the next day, she would actually be inside the world of the fanfic — and lying beside her was none other than the legendary Qin Zhi
Transmigrated five hundred years after the journey to the Western Heaven, he became an unknown monk in a broken temple, but the system still believes he is Tang Seng (Tang Monk) and assigns him missions to go on the pilgrimage to the West.
Tang Sen: "........."
"The Tang Dynasty has been destroyed for five hundred years, so what use is it for me to go on a pilgrimage?"
Fortunately, the first person Tang Sen meets after transmigrating is Monkey King, who has been hunted by gods and Buddhas for five hundred years.
Monkey King: "You say you’re Tang Seng, then who was the old monk I protected on the pilgrimage five hundred years ago?"
Tang Sen: "Monkey King, trust me, I’m the real one, he’s the fake. Help me on the journey west, and I’ll help you attack the Great Thunderclap Temple in the Western Heaven and get your revenge."
Sun Wukong: "I, Old Sun, like this!"
Su Fan accidentally traveled to a parallel world, bound to a god-level game development system, and created a game studio.
When I come to the lecture hall for class, aren’t my classmates in the art department the characters in the game?
Even more outrageous is that
Hanabi is his childhood sweetheart.
Liuying is his deskmate.
Kafka was his mentor.
Tibao is his adopted sister.
Silver Wolf sat in the front row and secretly played games with him.
The silly Bronya, the superstar Robin, and...
Looking at the familiar faces, Su Fan curled his lips and started producing "Bengtie" and "Genshin Impact"!
…
Liuying: "Su Fan...you're throwing knives at me again...isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
Yunli: "My friend...why do I have to be barefoot in the game? Can't I wear shoes?
Hanabi: "Little Gray Hair, in your eyes, I am just a joke???"
Robin: "Sister Bird, what the hell..."
March 7: "Okay, okay, you all call me a pink-haired idiot, right?"
Xier: "No, why do they all say I have a mustache?"
Tingyun: "I can't stand it anymore, I want to quit! Netizens all asked me if I have body odor!"
…
A few days later, Bengtie became a huge hit, and as the official live broadcast started,
Netizens then discovered that the characters in the game actually existed and were all employees of Sufan Company?!
“Oh shit”, “Liuying is my wife”, “Boss Su, I want to work in your company”, the barrage of comments filled the screen like crazy!
Su Fan twisted his mouth: Are you envious?
What you envy is just my daily life!
Tens of millions of netizens: Your mom ***