Good news: I became Enkidu. Bad news: I transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3, and their eyes are all weird! In simulation: [Blocked a hit from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gained Death Resistance A+] [Mébius gave up his ideals for you, gained a handsome young man A+] [Became the only light in Otto's heart, gained Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]..... Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! Enkidu is mine!" Raiden Mei: "Enough! We are good sisters, that's true, but I am Enkidu's first girlfriend!" Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to go to the amusement park with Bronya and Seele today?" Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ The battle for the main wife is always like this????~" Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire Chaser [Heavenly Lock], I came in response to your cry for help, that's right, I am your mast.

Office worker Lin Mo unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of horse racing, becoming a masseuse at Treson Academy. Unfortunately, she's assigned to the infamous "Wild Horse Placement Department"—a place filled with extremely irritable and aggressive "problem horses" shunned by even trainers due to injuries or psychological issues. One by one, these legendary "wild horses" are completely "cured" by Lin Mo's hands and her fragrance, transforming into devoted "loyal dogs" obsessed with him alone. By day, they are dazzling champions on the racetrack. By night, they are the protagonists of a chaotic "battlefield" vying for exclusive massage rights! Lin Mo: "I'm just a masseuse, please don't do this, my back hurts..." The horse girls: "Then you need a massage even more, we'll help you!"

[New Theme][Live Stream][Sanctions][Justice][Fan Appreciation][Settling Disputes][Hardcore][Lighthearted and Humorous][Official Background]

Zhang Ze, a down-on-his-luck livestreamer, unexpectedly becomes bound to the [Fan-Pleasing and Problem-Solving System].

You can get all sorts of amazing rewards by helping your fans solve their problems!

From then on, his live stream style completely went astray.

Fans were lured into a pyramid scheme?

He transformed into a food delivery guy, single-handedly taking down four burly men in a second and beating the fraud leader into a pig's head!

Foreign female student encounters exorbitant tea scam prices?

He learned English in a flash, transformed into an international friend, and gave a live demonstration of what "Kung Fu Tea" is!

Should the person who was reprimanded call the police?

Excuse me, Zhang Ze's phone rang.

[Super Fighting Skills] [Eagle Eye Vision] [Lie Detection]... With each new super skill acquired, Zhang Ze became the most hardcore streamer on the entire internet—Brother Ping Shi!

Specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissent and crushing all sorts of monsters and demons.

Wealth? Beautiful women? Power? All within easy reach!

What trouble have you run into today? Don't worry, follow Brother Ze and I'll help you out!

Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense

I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.

As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.

While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.

The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:

"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"

He has been reincarnated nine times and died tragically nine times.

Fan Pai's journey from struggling to scheming, from escaping to defying fate,

Despite their arduous struggles, they ultimately could not escape being rejected and humiliated by the entire world.

Nine generations of blood-red imprints are etched deep within the soul.

Reborn for the tenth time, Fan Pai looked at the familiar Qinghe Peak and felt only absurdity and exhaustion.

"Whatever."

After giving up, fate inexplicably began to favor him.

The system that I had been waiting for through nine lifetimes of rebirth suddenly bound me at lightning speed, and even claimed that it would help me defy fate.

Fan Pai's assessment of this was—

oh?

Okay, that works too. Take care, goodbye.

Heh, that dog Tiandao, he's playing pretty fancy tricks.

Anyway, there's no rush. Let's play around with it and pull out a few of its teeth within three steps.

But just when he was drifting through life with a "what's the use" attitude, something unexpected happened—

Whether it's a master or a childhood sweetheart, a confidante or a cold and aloof empress,

Even reincarnated empresses, demonic witches, and young demon lords...

One by one, they came to his door with bloodshot eyes, their gazes so fervent they seemed to want to devour him alive.

Fan Pai was stunned.

No, what do you mean by "I won't leave until I make you happy today"?

Damn system! Help me!

No?! What do you mean, "Husband, please don't run away! This is all the empire I built for you!"?

You damned Heavenly Dao! Quickly unleash your invincible control techniques!

Huh? What do you mean you've been turned into a beast-eared loli and you're feeling a bit hot right now?

No! This isn't real!

[Transformation + Narcissus + Stars + Farming + Sci-Fi + Technology + Interstellar + Out-of-Control Servant + Space Opera + Various Parodies + Gestalt Consciousness]

Upon waking up, Bai Muchen found himself transformed into a beautiful girl with white hair and pink eyes, and he even "stepped into the void, achieving oneness with heaven and man," becoming a Gestalt will of one mind and body.

From then on, they were of the same race in body and of the same civilization in mind.

Thus, aboard the Ark of Civilization, Bai Muchen—

Explore deep space, discover the vibrant universe, and witness the brilliance of the Milky Way.

We strive to advance science and technology, explore the truth, and delve into the limits of wisdom.

Explore planets, shape celestial bodies, and forge ideal cities.

When encountering civilization, are they enemies or friends? Diplomatic relations or bloodshed?

...

Gradually, Bai Muchen discovered that there seemed to be some humanoid star clusters shining brightly in this universe!

Giant corporations have opened the door to trade and are seizing global assets.

The star-eating insect swarm devours everything in its path, leaving no trace of life.

Humanity's covenant aims to eradicate aliens and defend the glory of purebloods.

The illusory gods covet souls and extinguish free will.

The Necromancer Empire conquers the galaxy, imprisoning all spirits as slaves.

...

The entire galaxy was in complete chaos, and the cries of agony of all living beings echoed throughout every corner of the universe.

Bai Muchen, who was filled with "lofty moral praise," could no longer sit still.

"So, I took action." He said smugly, hands on his hips.

"They are machines, but they are also lives!" Ciallo～(∠・ω< )⌒☆

"She's a maid and an idol!" Sending love! ♡~

"An absolutely adorable silver-haired loli mom has arrived!"

"Humanoid? Then beat them until they turn into humans!"

"May this arduous journey lead us to the stars!"

Transmigrating and immediately stumbling upon the Third Shinobi World War? A hellish start! To make matters worse, his identity is that of the Uchiha clan, which is destined to be wiped out in a few years?

Just when I was giving up and waiting to die, the system told me that I had memories of my past life and a [troop production system]!

Suspicion from Konoha's higher-ups? Danzo Shimura's conspiracy? Itachi Uchiha's executioner's blade? No! This so-called "Night of the Clan Massacre" is merely the perfect sacrifice for my ascension to the throne!

Konoha? Too small. The ninja world? Just the beginning.

The rules of the ninja world must be rewritten. I will take control of life and death in the name of the Uchiha and amass billions of soldiers.

From this day forward, I will stand at the top.

"Ms. Mengyu, thank you so much for accepting our interview." The host greeted Luo Yu warmly. "It's nothing, you can start asking whatever you want to ask." Luo Yu gestured to the host that they could begin. Host: "Let's begin then. Ms. Mengyu, this fan says your game [Honkai Impact 3] is falsely advertised; it's not a healthy, positive, and uplifting mecha battle game featuring beautiful girls at all." "Fake News!" Luo Yu stood up excitedly. Host: "Ms. Mengyu, please calm down and sit down first." "No one knows Honkai Impact 3 better than me." Luo Yu said, sitting down. Host: "But they say you're engaging in false advertising." Luo Yu: "My game doesn't have any cute girl stickers?" "..." "The game doesn't have any mecha battles?" "..." "Then why do you say my game is false advertising!" "Okay, our program is now over."

A crystal from three thousand years in the future, a wish for love and peace. This is a lighthearted and humorous story about leading humanity to advance their technology, fight aliens, and ultimately build peace. Rejecting clichés, please do not read if you dislike this genre. (The story is set in a parallel universe and is not directed against any particular country, region, or race. All arrangements are for plot purposes. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental.)

Ye Feng transmigrated into his mother's womb, and when he opened his eyes, he was stunned to find that there were three empresses next door.

I thought I was doomed, how could I possibly survive?

Unexpectedly, by activating the system, he was able to eavesdrop on the Empress's thoughts.

Not only that.

Ye Feng also discovered that the birth of four babies was a conspiracy, and that he was actually a vessel used by the three empresses to cultivate their divine bodies.

Enraged, Ye kicked each of the three empresses out of their wombs.

From then on, Ye Feng lived a happy life, being chased by the Empress while swindling and stealing everywhere.

Ye Feng: I'm laying my cards on the table. Do you believe me? I control countless worlds.