At the end of summer, during a lunch break, I swapped bodies with a stranger from a parallel universe. My name is Zuo Yu, a senior high school student enjoying the typical high school life of going out five days and returning eleven, living a colorful youth amidst the stark contrast of exam papers. The person I swapped bodies with is Yukino Yukinoshita, a freshman high school student living a typical high school life, her presence absent from the vibrant high school world. Originally from parallel universes, leading parallel lives that would never intersect, our bodies were swapped, bringing us together.

Outside of Wugang, Augustus, Iron Man, and Batman were running wildly through a cloud of gray mist.

"Imagine, between Wugang and Gotham, or even between New York, countless similar eyes lurk in the gray area, all watching you..."

"I have eyes too."

That's not what I meant...

"So what do you mean? Don't think I didn't see you grab that dog's butt just now. That's why we're being chased by dogs, Tony Stark!"

On the eve of the apocalypse, the prophecy of the savior spread throughout the world.

Euryphus, the prophesied holy child, has also quietly awakened his memories of his past life.

He discovers that he is not the real savior, but that the prophesied child is someone else, a villain.

Years later, Yuri's false identity will be exposed in public, and he will be corrupted and become a stepping stone for the real savior, which is his predetermined fate.

Yuri was overjoyed at the thought of his clownish future:

"Without bearing the responsibilities of a savior, one can use the privileges of a savior to do whatever one wants... Is there really such a good thing!"

...

The day Yuri's box was finally opened had arrived—

"That guy isn't the chosen one at all! You've all been fooled by him!"

"Shut up, you rude wretch! The one before you is Eternal Chosen, Euryphus!"

This lord is the Supreme Holy See of the Holy See, the one favored by the goddess, the master of servants of all the saintesses, the father of the Pope, the commander-in-chief of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the knight king of the Round Table witches, the protector of the Elf Queen and Princess, the liberator of the Holy Beast Witch, the blood companion of the True Ancestor, the Dragon Emperor...

The Child of Prophecy? Which one are you looking for?

In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]

"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"

“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”

“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”

Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?

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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?

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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!

[First-person perspective + Captain + Daily life]

The Hyperion was pulled into the primordial world by a mysterious force, and the captain and the crew of the Hyperion embarked on a new journey through the world. However…

Why did Guanxing secretly lead everyone to Destiny without the captain's knowledge?

Why did Rosemary visit the Bishop of Destiny's office at night?

Kiana is not fit for the dinner table, Durandal is far behind, Raiden Mei's betrayal... St. Freya is riddled with internal conflicts. Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?

To find out more, please watch the large-scale documentary – "About My Survival in the Native World".

[Fantasy premise + mastermind behind the scenes + the fourth catastrophe]

I was transported to a world of swords and magic. While others start with divine artifacts, I start with a dilapidated internet cafe.

Lin Che thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly activated the [Super Dimension Internet Cafe System]!

From that moment on, the art style of this world completely went astray!

What? A Templar Knight who had painstakingly cultivated his fighting spirit was beaten to a pulp by an unknown nobody who spent his days "suffering" in internet cafes?

"Sorry, I've died ten thousand times in Dark Souls. Your sword is too slow!"

What? The Empire's strongest mage force was routed by a group of orc warriors shouting "For the Horde!"

"Hey buddy, ever heard of World of Warcraft? Those who play tactics are all cunning!"

When the proud elf princess is hopelessly addicted to Stardew Valley, when the staid dwarf king becomes a construction maniac in Minecraft, when the strongest people across the continent are fighting tooth and nail for a single internet access spot...

As the sole GM, Lin Che sat in the boss's chair, holding the keyboard and mouse, calmly issuing world quests.

"The new dungeon, [Hell Dragon Extermination Battle], is now open! First kill reward: artifact; login fee doubled!"

"Warning! The Pope has been found to have exploited a bug and has been permanently banned!"

The old world's royalty, nobility, and church regarded him as the greatest heretic and wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible.

The common heroes and kings of the new world regard him as the only true god and are willing to offer their faith to him!

When magic meets machine gunners, when dragons meet apocalypse tanks, when everything in the game becomes reality.

I, Lin Che, consider internet cafes my divine kingdom, and gamers my believers; I am the sole true god who has ascended to a new world.

After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.

You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.

Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!

Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"

Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"

Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"

Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"

Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"

[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"

Chiyo Gen, a good citizen of the Three Good Citizens, was forced to work by an unscrupulous two-dimensional god. What is the two-dimensional god?! Fall orz. In short, under the strong request of a group of two-dimensional believers, I, an ordinary [actually not ordinary] Yokohama nanny gloriously traveled through time. Although there is a system with no bottom line, in short, I became a genius in the eyes of the wooden pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps, including but not limited to creating the Breathing of Wood, becoming the darling of the Butterfly House, and being forced to marry by Fuzukawa. "Ahhhhhh, I told you it was an accident, don't come over." Everyone in the Demon Slayer Corps: Ahhhhhhh, kiss me, kiss me, why don't you kiss me! Fuzukawa, we hate you.