Ding——Welcome to the chat group]

After traveling through Teyvat for more than ten years, Han Xiao finally waited for his golden finger.

With his momentum rising, he confidently typed his first sentence in the chat group:

[Genshin Impact·Han Xiao: Welcome friends from all dimensions to join this group, I am a big shot, and I can bring newbies.]

However, at the same time, two other sentences also appeared in the group.

[Gangster World·Han Xiao: Welcome friends from all dimensions to join this group, I am a big shot, and I can bring newbies.]

[One Piece·Han Xiao: Welcome friends from all dimensions to join this group, I am a big shot, and I can bring newbies.]

"???"

"Ah this..."

Just like that, the socially dead Han Xiaos welcomed his golden finger.

"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

Lin Baiyu's grandfather, lying in his hospital bed, decides to tell a white lie.

"Child, there is actually no hereditary disease in our family. You are just too talented to show it."

When you turn eighteen, you will achieve great things.

Five years later, at Jianghai Mental Hospital.

Your cheat code, the Mind-Body Body, has arrived. What my heart believes, is all true!

Lin Baiyu blew out the candles on her eighteenth birthday cake.

"I'm eighteen now, it's time to make a name for myself."

Comedy anime? Fighting anime? Daily anime?

Are the fighters in the fighting series the strongest?

A system that requires you to act like a clown and make others feel abstract in order to become stronger?

When the [Land War God] Kitahara Iori arrived in Hokkaido, he knew that he had arrived at the promised land.

Iori also realized that he was a character in a comedy anime.

In response to this, Kitahara Iori, who has extremely normal values, initially refused.

After all, a wonderful university life is waiting for him. He has a gentle sister, a lovely classmate, a reliable senior sister Azusa, and the venomous Miss Dokushima...

Kitahara Iori just wants to be a male god! Then evolve into a six-winged angel, the wings don’t fight!

But the system insists on making him fight those perverted fighting maniacs in fighting anime.

Kitahara Iori was forced to start acting as a clown.

But humans are adaptable, and after liberating his nature for the first time, Kitahara Iori could never go back.

Until he stood on the ring of the underground fighting organization "Purgatory".

Audience: Does ACE mean trump card?

Iori: Huh? Who said that? ACE means Eight-pointed Light Wheel!

In the fighting arena where he fought hard, Kitahara accepted an invitation from Kengan Fatal Tournament. This time, he wanted to tell everyone that the characters in comedy anime are the strongest.

[Azure Sea][Kengan Ashura][One Victory over a Thousand Gold][Muscle Girl][Ultraman] etc.

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Thanks for the invitation. People in the city practice martial arts with genes, and the system lives in fantasy and high martial arts.

[As the son of a servant of Xunxian Sect, you have mediocre talent and a mortal body. Although you are not strong, you have a good face that is favored by God, which attracts many female disciples from the inner and outer sects. However, you don’t want to be jealous and beaten to death. ]

[Task: Survive]

[Task: Survive (completed)]

Su Bei: ??? ???

This is also possible?

Urban High Martial Arts】【New Theme】【Sword Girl Transformed into Human】

My name is Xu Ping'an, and I have traveled to a wonderful world where everything can be transformed into a human form.

Sword girls, shield girls, gun girls, and even cat girls...

Girls with different styles can transform into weapons and fight side by side with their masters to slay demons and eliminate monsters.

In order to get my own sword girl, I used the abnormal recovery ability of the golden finger to sell my organs and work hard to make money.

I thought that if I had money, I could draw my own sword girl and make a name for myself in the other world, with a beautiful woman in my arms, and be free and unrestrained.

But because of my excessive black face, all my savings went down the drain.

Just when I was about to finish the last draw and change the city to change the feng shui.

In my shop, a sword girl who was about to starve to death appeared...

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My name is Ophelia Alice.

I am a sword girl who must absorb the blood of the master to survive.

My master is afraid of my ability and is unwilling to let me absorb the blood, which also keeps me in a weak state.

After failing the awakener assessment again and again, my master lost his patience and left me on the side of the road to fend for myself.

When I was on the verge of death, I saw a strange boss.

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"Master, performing forbidden techniques will place a great burden on the body. You must never use them unless it is a life-or-death situation~"

"It's time to risk your life! Forbidden technique! Scarlet Breathless Slash·Type 1!

" "Master, that was just a low-level alien!"

"It's time to risk your life again! Forbidden technique! Scarlet Breathless Slash·Type 2!"

"Master!! That was just a cuckoo chicken!"

He has been reincarnated nine times and died tragically nine times.

Fan Pai's journey from struggling to scheming, from escaping to defying fate,

Despite their arduous struggles, they ultimately could not escape being rejected and humiliated by the entire world.

Nine generations of blood-red imprints are etched deep within the soul.

Reborn for the tenth time, Fan Pai looked at the familiar Qinghe Peak and felt only absurdity and exhaustion.

"Whatever."

After giving up, fate inexplicably began to favor him.

The system that I had been waiting for through nine lifetimes of rebirth suddenly bound me at lightning speed, and even claimed that it would help me defy fate.

Fan Pai's assessment of this was—

oh?

Okay, that works too. Take care, goodbye.

Heh, that dog Tiandao, he's playing pretty fancy tricks.

Anyway, there's no rush. Let's play around with it and pull out a few of its teeth within three steps.

But just when he was drifting through life with a "what's the use" attitude, something unexpected happened—

Whether it's a master or a childhood sweetheart, a confidante or a cold and aloof empress,

Even reincarnated empresses, demonic witches, and young demon lords...

One by one, they came to his door with bloodshot eyes, their gazes so fervent they seemed to want to devour him alive.

Fan Pai was stunned.

No, what do you mean by "I won't leave until I make you happy today"?

Damn system! Help me!

No?! What do you mean, "Husband, please don't run away! This is all the empire I built for you!"?

You damned Heavenly Dao! Quickly unleash your invincible control techniques!

Huh? What do you mean you've been turned into a beast-eared loli and you're feeling a bit hot right now?

No! This isn't real!

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

Because of an accident, he accidentally became the tragic hero of the Re: Zero world, Natsuki Ang. He thought he was going to experience the tragic life of infinite death, but he got the life option system and got the Samsara Eye with the power of the Six Paths. Since then, the tragic hero who was full of regrets and pain disappeared. Instead, he was replaced by Natsuki Ang, the philanthropic immortal who beat Lai Aotian with his bare hands!