Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?

Did my loli eat your rice?

Sleeping in your bed?

Did he hit your child?

Or did you push your head into the pit?

What? I've done it before...

Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?

In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.

Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.

You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.

My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.

What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.

Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~

He left, didn't he?

Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.

(Because this is Marvel, Homelander can't make waves here, so the protagonist will be a little timid in the early stage, but basically not after chapter 38.)

On the streets where Abomination and the Hulk were rampant, a superhuman wearing the American Stars and Stripes slowly descended, saving many people like a god sent from the sky.

Post-event interview with reporters: What makes you a hero?

But John looked at the camera affectionately and said: Hero? No, I am not a hero, but my friend, you are the real hero.

(Semi-invincible)

(I didn’t write invincible, but I am invincible most of the time)

Dark, Cruel, Homelander, Chaotic

Sonoko: "Ran, you are so mean. You actually had a boyfriend without me knowing."

Xiaolan lowered her head, a little embarrassed, and said weakly, "How about you join us?"

Sonoko: “This is not good.”

Wang Ling: "I think this is a good suggestion. By the way, remember to call Tomoko and Ayako over."

In order to make him look less boring, cases and plots between the red and black sides are interspersed.

When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"

Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"

Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)

Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

[Campus Romance] + [Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted and Humorous] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Abstract System] + [Battleground]

In the dead of night, Xiao Xia bumped into the school beauty.

If it were anyone else, they would definitely be excited to introduce themselves to the school beauty at this moment, and some might even offer to take her home, trying to leave a good impression on her.

But Xiao Xia's choice was completely different from others.

Xiao Xia chose to... perform a breakdance right there in front of the school beauty!

For no other reason than that Xiao Xia's system is too abstract!

Choose!

1. Perform a breakdance in front of the school beauty;

2. Corner the school beauty against the wall and yell at her to take off her clothes.

When Xiao Xia was approached by a delinquent girl.

Choose!

1. Immediately kneel down, kowtow, and beg for mercy;

2. Immediately hug the delinquent girl and whisper in her ear: "Because I like you, I want to get your attention."

When Xiao Xia was paired with a lively and cheerful sports girl in physical education class.

Choose!

1. Carrying the dark-skinned girl on his back, he ran a full lap around the playground;

2. He asked the dark-skinned girl: "May I smell your socks?"

Xiao Xia: You damn system, give me back the life you've ruined!

Wait, why am I surrounded by beautiful girls?

This book is also known as "The Naïve and Sweet School Beauty Wants to Be My Friends," "The Athletic Girl's First Love for Me," "The Delinquent Girl's Intentions Are Hard to Tell," "My Online Game Friend Is Actually a Legal Loli," and "My Childhood Friend from Abroad Came to Find Me."

Synopsis: (Slice of life + Single female lead + Sweet romance + Transmigration)

Li Shuyi, an ordinary sophomore, encountered a... a white, fluffy little thing drooling over a roadside stall on his way home from get out of class one day?

Kiana: Um... I'll pay you back, but could you let me stay at your place for a while? ╥﹏╥

Li Shuyi: Um, I'm a guy...

Kiana: I...I believe you're a good person! (oﾟ▽ﾟ)o

Li Shuyi: ......

Minas? Look at my electromagnetic waves!

Gardevoir? Take my Lightning Flash!

Miss Skirt? Look at my ultimate move, Electric Whip!

Sister Lipstick?? Um, sorry to bother you!

PS: Ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, important things should be said three times!

Main characters: Muchen, Mienshao,