Gu Zian was hit by a dump truck and brought to India, and he turned into a cow.

If it was anywhere else, he would never accept it, but the place he traveled to was India.

In this magical country, cows live better than most people. In Tianzhu, cows are the incarnation of gods.

One day, when he was wandering around the streets, an Indian man with his sick child knelt down in front of him and kowtowed, and a strange prompt sound suddenly rang in his ears.

[Power of Faith +1]

[Obtain Primary Healing Skills]

At this time, Gu Zian found that he seemed to be able to really turn into a god.

Many years later, when Gu Zian was lying in a magnificent temple, with a beautiful girl serving him, countless Indian officials and wealthy businessmen knelt down outside, just to ask for a bubble of his cow urine.

Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense

I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.

As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.

While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.

The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:

"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"

Shen Lang, who is plagued by misfortune, accidentally activates the Tribulation System. He can receive different rewards for each tribulation he overcomes!

Wherever he went, disasters followed, and to make matters worse, he was exposed live on the entire internet!

Neighboring auntie: Shen Lang has been unlucky since he was a child.

CNR host: The day he appeared, a meteor shower burst forth... aimed at me!

Netizens across the internet: What? Brother Shen is still having a run of bad luck today? Unfollow and block!

Da Xia official statement: We solemnly promise that we will never be the first to use Shen Lang.

192 countries around the world: Let's unite to boycott Shen Lang's entry and let him stay in Daxia in peace!

Shen Lang: Please, please let me go. I'm just a tiny bit unlucky.

Mygo plus lonely rock — Kamikawa Saku obtains a galgame system. He also learns of one of his possible endings. [Single Ending]: During your three years of high school, you didn't have any girlfriends, but you happily spent your time with them… In the future, through your tireless efforts, you will possess immeasurable wealth, a group of like-minded friends, and ultimately live a happy life. Damn it, it's a galgame system, why is the single ending so tempting? Well then, single it is! Anyway, first step: become friends with them all! But… Takamatsu Akari: “Aren't we going to be in a band forever?” Kita Ikuyo: “Why are you always thinking about running away?”

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

[A slow-paced, lighthearted, urban Pokémon story featuring a single female protagonist with no talent, but not a brainless, invincible character] Just as Li Xiaoyan was striving to reach the top 100 in the Pokémon Vermillion Master Ball, he was transported to a parallel world where Pokémon lived. Furthermore, Li Xiaoyan activated a system that allows all things to be seen... By chance, Li Xiaoyan obtained the Light Stone, the form of the True Dragon Reshiram after its physical body was destroyed! Furthermore, he encountered and enjoyed a variety of Legendary and Mythical Pokémon, including the glutton Victini, the scapegoat Palkia, the tsundere Latias, the good-natured Dialga, and the energetic Cosmog (Nebula). —————— A few years later. "Why are my Pokémon so unique?" My Blaziken turned out to be Heizi?! Stop eating Blaziken! You're already strong enough! Flare Ace, don't kick my God's Keepsake! Vulcan Moth, what? You want to have water attributes? Doron Barto, you're already fast enough! Latias... huh? You said you're not hungry? If you don't want to eat, then I'll take it away! Little Nebula, don't run! - Finally: The Light Stone can actually communicate with its own mind! "Do you have the courage to approach the truth in your heart?" "What is your truth?" "Your courage will become reality!" "My power will help you reach the top!"

[Slow-burning + Aluminum-copper + Fu Qing + Personality swap]

My name is Qingque, and I'm with my boss, Lord Fu Xuan.

Ever since Lord Fu Xuan went to Zhu Ming, he's been acting strangely.

The once diligent Lord Fu Xuan suddenly became lazy and liked to slack off.

Huh?! Isn't that me?

Lord Fu Xuan has become me?!

Because Lord Fu Xuan has become fond of slacking off, I was forced to take on all of Lord Fu Xuan's usual official duties and began urging him to work.

Everything is normal.

Lord Fu Xuan became me, and I became Lord Fu Xuan.

But……

But I feel that our relationship will fall into the trap of being just colleagues or superiors...

Why do I feel like Lord Fu Xuan smells so good...?

The Martial Arts World is now live!

Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!

Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!

Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...

Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.

Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"

Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"

Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"

Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"

The more exciting thing is yet to come——

Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.

Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?

Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?

Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?

Let’s see what my superpower is: Complete Self, Time Ability, Magnetic Field Power!

With both Time Power and Magnetic Field Power, plus something called Complete Self—am I not invincible?

What about other people’s superpowers?

World Reset, Human Superman, Dream Manipulation, Magical Girl Transformation, Isekai Transmigration, Fantasy Manifestation.

Wow… everyone’s abilities are so cool!

So, is it too much if I summon my adoptive father and brother with a Hell War God?

Wang Huitian, a person with low self-esteem and no spiritual roots, is a master of swordsmanship. Since he came down the mountain, there has been no peace in the world!

Demon Ancestor: "What? He wants to go down the mountain? Quickly bring me my cassock."

The demon clan: "Damn it, my son is tender, hide him quickly."

Forbidden area: "Today we will clean up the place, tomorrow everyone must keep silent, anyone who dares to disobey the order will be thrown to the mountain"

Ask for a title from heaven and earth, and ask for money from ghosts and gods.

Burn one dollar of incense and pray for a million dollars of good fortune. If you don't bless me today, I will be trampled into the fairyland tomorrow...