Urban High Martial Arts】【New Theme】【Sword Girl Transformed into Human】

My name is Xu Ping'an, and I have traveled to a wonderful world where everything can be transformed into a human form.

Sword girls, shield girls, gun girls, and even cat girls...

Girls with different styles can transform into weapons and fight side by side with their masters to slay demons and eliminate monsters.

In order to get my own sword girl, I used the abnormal recovery ability of the golden finger to sell my organs and work hard to make money.

I thought that if I had money, I could draw my own sword girl and make a name for myself in the other world, with a beautiful woman in my arms, and be free and unrestrained.

But because of my excessive black face, all my savings went down the drain.

Just when I was about to finish the last draw and change the city to change the feng shui.

In my shop, a sword girl who was about to starve to death appeared...

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My name is Ophelia Alice.

I am a sword girl who must absorb the blood of the master to survive.

My master is afraid of my ability and is unwilling to let me absorb the blood, which also keeps me in a weak state.

After failing the awakener assessment again and again, my master lost his patience and left me on the side of the road to fend for myself.

When I was on the verge of death, I saw a strange boss.

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"Master, performing forbidden techniques will place a great burden on the body. You must never use them unless it is a life-or-death situation~"

"It's time to risk your life! Forbidden technique! Scarlet Breathless Slash·Type 1!

" "Master, that was just a low-level alien!"

"It's time to risk your life again! Forbidden technique! Scarlet Breathless Slash·Type 2!"

"Master!! That was just a cuckoo chicken!"

【Stick】【1V1】【Campus】【Relax】【Funny】【Daily】

After rebirth, Gu Nian bound herself to the system and became a super cute girl.

The most important thing is that Gu Nian is still lying in the courtyard of the villa of the school beauty Lin Ruoxi...

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for receiving the newbie gift package: maid outfit... white stockings... small leather shoes...]

Gu Nian: "System, go wash it for me!"

[Host, please bow your head...]

Gu Nian: “Hmm???”

Gu Nian looked down and said, "Huh... calm down... calm down..."

[Host, you are blushing like a bubble teapot! ]

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!

[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]

[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]

[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]

[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:

"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"

[cheap + stealing bamboo shoots + dark-bellied + refreshing writing + Lao Liu + relaxed + no moral integrity]

Fighting with others: Dahei, you go be the bait! Erluzi, you kick his ass and I'll hit him on the back of the head!

Fighting with ghosts: Dahei, spit blood and spray it! Erluzi, fart and smoke it, I will use the Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill to blast it!

Fighting with monsters: Dahei, three times the amount in five steps! Erluzi, the monster-binding rope and the maze are ready, where is my pot?

Fighting with the Immortals: Dahei, don't be reckless, stay calm for a while! Erluzi, don't be a coward! I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!

Fighting against the sky: the fun is endless.

Wu Beiliang: The immortal grass, spiritual energy, ghost crystals, and demon pills are all mine. Who dares to try to steal them? Erluzi, close the door, and let the black one out!

Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?

You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?

You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?

You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?

Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?

Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?

Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?

Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?

How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?

And then all my subordinates surrendered!

When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”

Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”

And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”

Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,

“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”

You’re so cute!

The craziest part?

When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,

“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)

What the h*ll?!

He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?

I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!

I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!

Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.

“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”

“No! I was just kidding… hubby

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"

Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"

Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)

Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

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(Multiple heroines + pure love + scheming battles + passionate battles + warm daily life, the survival story of an oriental unicorn Equestria begins here——)

Ye Ziji never thought that traveling through time would happen to him, let alone becoming a unicorn in the world of My Little Pony.

An unexpected space transmission error caused him to fall directly in front of Nightmare Moon, making the game extremely difficult from the start.

"Do you see Nightmare Moon on the throne?"

"In 7 days——this lady will fall in love with this horse~"

From then on, his life in Equestria went completely astray—

On a daily basis, he has to deal with (and flirt with) pony girls with very different personalities, and try hard to prove that he is not the "bad horse" they think he is;

Occasionally, you have to transform into a scheming think tank and quietly plan to deal with potential crises;

Sometimes they have to pick up the hoof and protect the pony beside them during the battle;

More often than not, I feel the warmth and excitement that is unique to this place in my daily life full of fireworks.

The pure heartbeat is hidden in every eye contact.

The sweet and sour of love mixed with the trivialities of daily life ferment,

Dark calculations occasionally add some waves to life,

The passion of battle protects this diversity.

Many years later...

Ye Ziji looked at the many figures surrounding him and held his forehead helplessly.

real!

I really just want to live a good life!

I, Yaziji, am really not a scumbag!

(What? You ask why the protagonist isn't an Alicorn? That's because you—are all my wings!)

I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.