"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"
"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."
"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."
"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"
The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said
"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."
"Then what?"
"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."
"Can't you beat him?"
"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"
"Then why did it fail?"
“I can’t pick ten thousand…”
When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.
[Adventure Group + Reader Choice + Relaxation + Three Chapters a Day]
One day, a lightning strike brought Teren to the pirate world, and he was floating on a small coffin boat!
At the same time, the golden finger that comes with it only has the summoning function?
So when Tren summoned his first partner in order to survive... Li Jing, the concept god who can catch a knife with his bare hands 100% from One Hundred Thousand Jokes!
So when Hawkeye's black blade was about to behead him, Li Jing, the god of rules from 100,000 cold jokes, appeared from nowhere and said, "In my setting, I will definitely catch a blade with my bare hands—including sword energy!"
From then on, the style of the sea suddenly changed
The top war is a large-scale anime brawl!
Kaido, the beast, was shot through the dragon scales by Steve, the diamond-armored cube man
The Shadow Wolf King Gray Wolf's night attack made Zhan Guo's bald head fume: "What the hell is this animal-type mythical beast?!"
Looking at the increasingly outrageous lineup on the ship:
The Holy Lord in his perfect form, Po the Kung Fu Panda displaying his Armament Haki, Uchiha Tom and Thousand Hands Jerry fighting with hand seals...
Teren cried, "Where's the exciting adventure we promised? Why are all the summons based on stupid rules and aren't even human?"
[No heroine + lone wolf + decisive killing + game NPC + multi-dimensional world + players + slightly funny + a little abstract]
[There is no small head controlling the big head in the whole text]
[The protagonist only wants to improve his strength]
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Gu Yeming traveled through the game and became an NPC, and he was also the 1145th experimental subject of Morled Company.
The sky is collapsing!
Wait, why is it that the combat talent is maxed out at the beginning?
What? You can choose unlimited careers?
Several years later, when Gu Yeming, who was standing at the top, appeared in front of the players again, his title had changed dramatically!
The next person standing in front of you is “Shadow of the Underworld•The Ultimate•All Duties Return to One•Insect Plague Destroyer•Enemy of the Abyss•Strange Enemy•The Strongest in the Universe” - Lord Gu Yeming!
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Hostile player: "Who is that NPC? Wait, run! It's Gu Yeming! We are finished! / Wailing"
IGU guild player: "We, the AiGu guild, are committed to working hard for the good life of the village chief. Newbie, this is the promotional image we made for the village chief. Join us!"
The newbie took the image with a bewildered look on his face, and the next second he was blinded by the portrait that looked as if it had been beautified to level 10, with a chin so sharp that it could kill someone.
"How is it? Isn't our village chief handsome and exuding a domineering aura?"
"Uh... probably."
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This book is also known as:
"Regarding the incident where a player was blocked from his account due to my blocking of his resurrection point"
Protecting Our Best Village Chief Gu
The introduction is weak, please read the main text (love)
[The Fourth Calamity] + [Novice Village Boss] + [Anti-Routine] + [Torture Players]
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On the night of the release of the "Oracle" game, Charles, who died suddenly due to staying up late, opened his eyes and found that he had become a "Novice Village Boss" in the game.
In order to ensure his survival, he could only quietly lurk in the player forum every day to watch their new strategy.
Player: "There is a secret passage in this dungeon area. We can sneak in from here."
Charles: "Got it!"
Player: "Fuck, who poisoned this secret passage!"
Qin Feng, who graduated from university and lives with his aunt, is a salesperson at a Meijiajia convenience store.
Downstairs from him lived his neighbor, Lin Meixu, who came from a wealthy family and was the head teacher of a key high school.
Because of her profession, the arrogant Lin Meixu looks down on her neighbor Qin Feng from the bottom of her heart.
Not only that, she also used stealing things from the supermarket and insulting Qin Feng as a way to vent work pressure.
Tonight, Lin Meixu, as usual, came to the convenience store in high heels and trampled on Qin Feng's dignity.
But what she didn't expect was that Qin Feng actually awakened the system.
And he caught me stealing!
Lin Meixu was panicked and begged Qin Feng to keep the matter a secret.
But Qin Feng actually took advantage of this incident and made even more rude demands on her.
He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!
Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!
Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?
Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!
Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.
The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!
Monster Hunter + Game Production + Live Streaming
Chen Feng traveled to a world where the natural environment was completely "domesticated". The animals here were gentle and cute, and even the word "beast" did not exist.
The most popular game genre is "Cute Pet Raising." Chen Feng's company is on the verge of bankruptcy because it can't innovate on the "cute" theme.
At this time, he awakened the [Hunter Guild Commission System] and obtained all the ecology, weapons, and monster data of the "Monster Hunter" series on Earth. He launched an "outdoor adventure" game called "My Partner".
At the beginning of the game, players adopt a cute Felynx and live a leisurely life in a picturesque village. Until they follow Felynx out of the village for the first time and encounter a "big strange bird".
When the players were knocked away by the dragon car and rolled on the ground by the fireball, they realized that there was something wrong with the game.
The system prompted them to "strip" materials to make equipment, which shattered the players' three views.
When the first player team, wearing armor made of dragon skin and carrying greatswords made of bones, spent 50 minutes, and finally limped home with three cats to capture the first fire dragon, that primitive blood to conquer nature was completely ignited.
Players all over the world went crazy, and went from raising pets online to becoming descendants of "dragons" (meaning wearing dragon equipment).
Chen Feng: "Hunting is to better protect the ecological balance. Ours is the most in-depth nature science game."
(30,000 will be issued on the day of listing, and 20,000 will be issued for daily updates)
"I'm Batman. My name is Chen En, not Bruce Wayne, and I live in Beika Town. But the system told me that I'm Bruce Wayne, and I'm in Gotham City. When Batman fights super criminals and maintains law and order, I'll be rewarded."
"I said yes."
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Kaito Kidd: Riddler? Me? Isn't that a bit too hurtful?
Conan: Could you please stop standing there with that stupid coffee cup of yours and telling me I'm Batman when I ask you something?
Makoto Kusakabe: No, buddy, I went undercover to gather intelligence myself, how did that make me a two-faced person? Are you polite?
Gin: What clown? Why are you looking at me?
[Disciple training + light-hearted and funny writing style + passionate, the protagonist is not directly invincible, small knife, don't enter if you don't like it]
"What? The master of Da'an's No. 1 Sword Immortal and Southern Region Medicine Emperor is actually just a warrior in the Body Tempering Realm?"
"Come on, the man who can teach Sword Immortals and Medicine Emperors, do you believe that he is only at the Body Tempering Stage?"
"That's right. Do you know how the Sky-Splitting Gorge came about? It was created by a sword slash from the Sword Immortal's master!"
Several years later, the world's number one swordsman, the Southern Region Medicine Emperor, the Northern Sea Sword Master and other top warriors faced the coming of the Demon King and were severely injured and unable to defeat him.
When everyone thought that the world was going to end, Shen An came on horseback, pointed his sword at the Demon King, and shouted loudly.
"Don't panic, disciple. Master is here!"
【Homeland】【I Don't Eat Beef】【Unlimited Enhancement】
Lin En travels to the Marvel world and becomes a New York detective. He starts out with the ability to be immortal, and as long as he helps the undead resolve their obsessions, he can absorb the power of death and infinitely strengthen his body.
Since I have a second chance to live, I should enjoy life.
While solving cases and strengthening your own strength, you can also increase your charm and enjoy delicious food and beautiful women.
As for saving the world, leave that to the superheroes!
Tony Stark: Damn it, why are all those supermodels and the most beautiful Hollywood actresses lying next to you?
Captain America: Lin, stop wasting time. How about I give you the shield?
Thor: Uh... am I the only one who can see the skeleton next to Lynn who calls himself Death?