What era is this? Still using traditional magical instruments? Peach wood swords and talismans are outdated. We need firearms! The compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, the AK Immortal will stroke your head, the Glock Buddha will crack your skull. Of course, if you don't like being killed by firearms, you can also choose to be killed by thunder magic. I also know a little about magic.

What? You're talking about human rights? You're a demon, how can you talk about human rights?

I just use firearms for fun. You don't really think I don't know magic, do you?

Became the clown king Viego in the plot of the League of Legends event planner, and then traveled to a Terra continent full of beast-eared girls?

Isolde followed the travel, and then died again, breaking into countless pieces, scattered on beast-eared girls all over the continent?

There is no curse of ruin in the world of Terra, so if you want to survive, you must collect fragments?

As a last resort, Viego, who was full of disgust for the bad woman Isolde, embarked on a journey to collect fragments. After

going through untold hardships to find all the fragments and ensure that he would not die suddenly, Isolde, who had backstabbed him and was indifferent to him, was moved at this moment: "Viego, you actually did this for me..."

"Who asked you?" Viego looked puzzled, called W and Mudstone who were guarding the gate, and blasted Isolde out. "Bad woman, get out!"

How can women be more interesting than conquering the world?

I, Viego, don't want to be a licker!

Since Isolde was driven away, the attitudes of the beast-eared girls around Viego who had met him because of the fragments have changed.

Viego: "I treated you as my loyal subjects and led you to conquer the world. But you actually want to sleep with me???"

Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?

You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?

You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?

You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?

Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?

Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?

Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?

Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?

How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?

And then all my subordinates surrendered!

When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”

Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”

And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”

Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,

“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”

You’re so cute!

The craziest part?

When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,

“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)

What the h*ll?!

He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?

I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!

I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!

Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.

“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”

“No! I was just kidding… hubby

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Kazdel has disappeared, the doctor is at a loss, and someone's traces have changed the trajectory...

In fact, he didn't care much. He just wanted to settle his own destiny, whether it was going home or settling down. He was unwilling to give up his will.

You'll meet a lot of people and a lot of things will happen on your journey, right?

The diary under the title page is getting thicker and thicker... Hello, Arknights!

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"

Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"

Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)

Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

【Shura Field + Multiple Heroines + Daily Life + Lighthearted + Soft Rice + Emotional Flip-flopping...】

Ye Cheng was forced to reincarnate due to some rather unsightly reasons.

He returned to four years ago.

To smoothly lie flat this time, Ye Cheng brought forward the timeline of meeting “them.”

One year later...

【Stockings-loving crazy girl】: “Ah Cheng, I’ve been taking my meds properly lately, can you spend more time with me?”

【Airheaded little blonde who draws】: “Idiot, come quick! I found a scene you’ll definitely love! I’ll draw it for you!”

【Cool, black-haired senpai from the archery club】: “Cheng~ I missed you, I came to see you. Oh, and recently I...”

【Understanding professor onee-san】: “Xiao Cheng, come home early tonight, I’ll cook something nice for you...”

Ye Cheng: “...”

Looking at the messages on his phone, Ye Cheng fell into silence, wondering if something had gone wrong somewhere along the line?

[Multiple female protagonists|Chaser|No system|All-round work]

Being treated as a flower thief at the beginning, the golden-eyed fairy picked up the sword and chopped him? Xu Pingqiu said he was not panicking, and showed his extraordinary talent. He entered the top holy land Tianxu, thinking that the immortal path was open and magnanimous, but who would have thought that the style here was strange! The righteous way was full of life, and the devil's way was abstract. It turned out that the purpose of cultivating immortals was to make trouble? ! What's more terrible is that the master and the sisters are too tempting! The cold Taoist master not only has white silk, but also indulges me; the cute sister is always close to me and asks for hugs; the arrogant sister is even more happy to tease me... Xu Pingqiu covered his heart of Taoism that was about to break: Master and sister, please let me go, this pure yang body can't stand it! In this world of cultivating immortals where there are constant activities, Xu Pingqiu decided to whip the world in his own way! Welcome to watch the large-scale documentary "The Things I Did When I Defrauded My Master and Destroyed My Ancestors in Tianxu"!

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Practice Qi to build the foundation and open up the Huangting Spiritual Sea.

Take medicine and make elixirs to seek the elixir of immortality.

Contemplate and concentrate your mind to realize your true nature.

Refining swords and casting mirrors, he understood the mysteries of yin and yang.

Deeply comprehend the creation, and explore the changes of heaven and earth...After thousands of years of dream, the gate to immortality will be opened with one sword!

After a cursed journey, Sakai was given a system quest: confess for 99 days! Such a humiliating task had Sakai a bit panicked. Unexpectedly, the system offered him a generous reward, a bounty Sakai couldn't refuse. After completing the 99-day confession, Sakai was rewarded with an Obito template! And who was Obito? He was Madara's right-hand man and Rin's loyal lackey. If Rin gave him the order to chop off Kakashi's head, he wouldn't blink an eye. With such a dignified and servile image, it was hard for Sakai not to be tempted by Obito's template. When he successfully activated the template, the entire world of curse arts trembled. During the Shibuya Incident, Sakai went on a killing spree, unleashing Chibaku Tensei and Infinite Tsukuyomi. If he felt better, he'd create some art, and it would be a blast! 2.5 Satoru? No, no, no! Please stand back, because you're truly too weak!

[The Fourth Calamity] + [Novice Village Boss] + [Anti-Routine] + [Torture Players]

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On the night of the release of the "Oracle" game, Charles, who died suddenly due to staying up late, opened his eyes and found that he had become a "Novice Village Boss" in the game.

In order to ensure his survival, he could only quietly lurk in the player forum every day to watch their new strategy.

Player: "There is a secret passage in this dungeon area. We can sneak in from here."

Charles: "Got it!"

Player: "Fuck, who poisoned this secret passage!"

Gu Zian was hit by a dump truck and brought to India, and he turned into a cow.

If it was anywhere else, he would never accept it, but the place he traveled to was India.

In this magical country, cows live better than most people. In Tianzhu, cows are the incarnation of gods.

One day, when he was wandering around the streets, an Indian man with his sick child knelt down in front of him and kowtowed, and a strange prompt sound suddenly rang in his ears.

[Power of Faith +1]

[Obtain Primary Healing Skills]

At this time, Gu Zian found that he seemed to be able to really turn into a god.

Many years later, when Gu Zian was lying in a magnificent temple, with a beautiful girl serving him, countless Indian officials and wealthy businessmen knelt down outside, just to ask for a bubble of his cow urine.