"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

Rowling travels through the world of Harry Potter and awakens to become a necromancer.

Having escaped Azkaban twice, he is famous (and infamous) in the wizarding world.

But he was hired by Hogwarts as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Dumbledore: "Letting Rowling become a professor at Hogwarts is the best decision I have ever made in my life. But Rowling, why are you sitting in my seat?"

Snape: "You are definitely the next Dark Lord. I will keep an eye on you. Wait, why did you expel me?"

Professor McGonagall: "Rowling, I've told you many times that Transfiguration can't turn your pile of skeletons into a catgirl!"

...

Many years later.

Some people call Rowling the greatest wizard in the wizarding world after Dumbledore.

Some people also say that Rowling has influenced the atmosphere of the magical world and is a sinner of the magical world!

Some even say that Rowling becoming the headmaster of Hogwarts is a disgrace to Hogwarts!

Rowling, surrounded by the Scourge, sat on the golden chair in the Hogwarts Great Hall, looking helpless:

"How did I, a prisoner of Azkaban, get hired as a professor at Hogwarts and eventually become the headmaster?"

"It can only be said that a person's fate..."

(Single female protagonist, no master worship, no licking of Tang San, semi-invincible, casual novel) Martial spirit awakens, and the nine trials of the Dragon God descend. No need for training, the test will make you stronger. In this life, I want to be the brightest star in the sky, a man more powerful than God!

Ye Ming traveled to the mortal world and accidentally discovered that he actually had the ability to upgrade similar to fighting monsters, and from then on, monks, monsters, and ghosts were all Ye Ming's prey. Let's see how Ye Ming fights from the human world to the spiritual world to the fairy world, and starts a wonderful mortal journey.

Humans and monsters should not be together, because in the end, it will only increase loneliness.

"I am human, and our encounter that day was the beginning of our relationship."

A certain Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Natsume.

"Junior, bunny girls are not monsters."

Sakurajima Mai smiled brightly.

"Natsume, quantum mechanics tells me that the feeling of loneliness will disappear as long as two people are together."

Futaba Rio was very serious.

"Brother Takashi, do you still remember our encounter at the beach that year?"

A certain blonde girl smiled.

He arrived in the world of science with a crappy system that tricked Conan into mining right from the start. Luo Tian never imagined that he, who thought he was a hunter, would actually become the prey. Xiaolan regarded him as a lucky star, Sonoko saw him as a potential stock, and Kisaki Eri would often ask him to dig wells... This book is also known as: "In Science, Conan was sold to mining right from the start", "Why do you have a system too?", "I am a succubus, but not a heartless well-drilling machine!"

Xiao Bai wears Marvel + black robe to integrate the American comic universe.

Not only can you become the big boss of Vought Corporation, recruit heroes and expand the company, but you can also obtain all kinds of super powers, super technology, and super magic?

The invincibility starts with beating up fellow villagers and killing the black robe patrol team!

Afterwards, the style of the American comics world suddenly changed!

…

Fellow villager: "Sir Xiao is a great man... he can do whatever he wants!"

Hitman: "I have a metal arm, super powers, and magic, so I should be able to pass the company interview, right?"

Scarlet Witch: "I'm so happy to be working at Vought!"

Hulk: "Hi everyone, I'm Hulk, the new member of the Vought Seven! Hulk, smash!"

Thanos: "Boss, I came to Vought across the galaxy for an interview just to realize the great cause of cosmic family planning! Can you give me more packaging, publicity, and promotion?"

[Adventure Group + Reader Choice + Relaxation + Three Chapters a Day]

One day, a lightning strike brought Teren to the pirate world, and he was floating on a small coffin boat!

At the same time, the golden finger that comes with it only has the summoning function?

So when Tren summoned his first partner in order to survive... Li Jing, the concept god who can catch a knife with his bare hands 100% from One Hundred Thousand Jokes!

So when Hawkeye's black blade was about to behead him, Li Jing, the god of rules from 100,000 cold jokes, appeared from nowhere and said, "In my setting, I will definitely catch a blade with my bare hands—including sword energy!"

From then on, the style of the sea suddenly changed

The top war is a large-scale anime brawl!

Kaido, the beast, was shot through the dragon scales by Steve, the diamond-armored cube man

The Shadow Wolf King Gray Wolf's night attack made Zhan Guo's bald head fume: "What the hell is this animal-type mythical beast?!"

Looking at the increasingly outrageous lineup on the ship:

The Holy Lord in his perfect form, Po the Kung Fu Panda displaying his Armament Haki, Uchiha Tom and Thousand Hands Jerry fighting with hand seals...

Teren cried, "Where's the exciting adventure we promised? Why are all the summons based on stupid rules and aren't even human?"

The 51st year of Konoha would later be remembered as “the dawn of ninja world reform” and “Year One of the World-altering transformation.”

At the center of this unprecedented era stood Orochimaru—renowned Sannin, feared experimenter, and, unexpectedly, a pivotal architect of change.

His transformation began with the arrival of an unlikely force: a mysterious traveler who had become a lamp Genie.

Under the guidance of this strange and otherworldly being, Orochimaru sets out to reshape the ninja world. With cunning and ambition, he cultivates power, manipulates destiny, and relentlessly pursues the ultimate goal—eternal life.

Witness a different path for Orochimaru. One where he doesn't just chase forbidden knowledge, but becomes a harbinger of a new age.

Ultraman fan Shen Ming, stranded in a world devoid of entertainment, becomes a hapless student whose graduation project is stolen by his childhood sweetheart.

To graduate and realize his dream, Shen Ming creates a hero named Ultraman!

Face with sulfuric acid and washing socks...

became a classic tale immortalized in the hearts of many children. It wasn't until

after the broadcast of "My Hometown is Earth," in which Jamila's heartbreaking lament denounced human evil, that the notion of Ultraman's childishness was finally disproved.

Following its premiere, facing widespread criticism for his lack of creativity, Shen Ming created another masterpiece:

Ultraman Tiga!

"I Saw It, Obik": The village that Young Master Ayan longed for finally succumbed to the onslaught of modern civilization, lost forever to the past.

"Memories of the Blue Night": Across the vast galaxy and the boundless universe, from now on, as a stranger, a girl will tell of loneliness every late night...

The creation of countless hit series has made Shen Ming the undisputed father of tokusatsu! !