This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!

"Naruto's Diary":

March 15, 63 years of Konoha I seem to be dead [crossed out] I seem to have died and come back to life

March 16, 63 years of Konoha I might as well be dead

April 1, 63 years of Konoha Soul Society is not the underworld of my world, my parents are not here!

July, 63 years of Konoha What kind of Hokage is it? I don't even want to be a dog. Konoha is meaningless. As expected, I still want to be a god of death. Find where the "Soul Society" of our world is. I want to find my parents.

Many years later.

The Lord of the Seireitei, the Captain-General, the First God of Death, the Ten-Tails Jinchūriki, Uzumaki Naruto raised his sword.

"The world should have a more appropriate order."

[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]

Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...

Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.

Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.

Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.

Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.

Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.

Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.

...

Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?

[Female-dominated, female-pursuing-male, male-female romance, card-based cultivation, male lead is a pure man and not effeminate, system]

Xiao Long transmigrates to a card-based cultivation world where there are more women than men!

The male-to-female ratio here is 1:99.

This means that out of every 100 women, 99 will remain single.

Even in the more remote Daughter Village, the farm girls have never seen a man in their entire lives.

When they reach marriageable age, women who are as beautiful as school beauties can only kneel before Buddha statues.

I pray that there will be a boy who will look at them, even if it's just to have a meal with them. I would die for that!

Xiao Long also discovered that the men in this world were all short dwarfs due to genetic influences.

On the contrary, the women were all tall and beautiful!

When Xiao Long, still in his physical body, plunged into this peaceful village of daughters...

Blue Star's unique handsomeness immediately overshadowed all the short men in this world.

It was as if a hand grenade had been thrown into Daughter Village, instantly igniting the long-dormant hearts of the girls!

Aloof and domineering older woman: "I've been holding back for twenty years! A full twenty years! When will this life without a man ever end...?"

A naive young girl: "Mother! Can a peasant girl like me really marry a young man?"

The alluring fox demon: "What good is being beautiful if no man loves you!"

Little girl: "Big brother, I'll give you all my New Year's money, can I kiss you?"

Why was a cute little girl banned from the Soul Master Competition?

Why are there flyers everywhere in the Killing City?

At Shrek Academy, a blonde auntie is disciplining the students.

In Sunset Forest, a little girl gathering herbs is healing an old man.

Deep in the Evil Eye Forest there lived a prince.

In the Heavenly Dou Empire, at the Angel's Gift, a bard is performing.

The Grand Elder of the Spirit Hall looked at the bill for this month, which amounted to over a million gold spirit coins, and had a terrible headache.

In the imperial palace of the Star Luo Empire, a woman was eating a tricolor dumpling.

Deep within the Starry Sky Forest lies a kingdom of wisdom.

The people of Poseidon Island are worshipping the new god.

In the Far North, a woman is petting a white bear.

Everyone in the Killing City knelt before a red-haired man.

In a certain space in the Douluo Continent, a woman was researching a new creature.

(This book's world setting. The Traveler has never been to Teyvat, but the characters in Teyvat are acquainted with the protagonist. It is recommended to skip to chapter 54 to begin reading, as the setting has been somewhat altered.)

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[Multiple Heroines] + [Succubus Style] + [Silly Sculpture System] + [Immortal Cultivation] + [Weird Hobbies] // Lin Luochen is just a menial servant, with no talent for cultivation and no large amounts of spirit stones. All he wants in his useless life is to stir the wok, but he is targeted by all kinds of fairies.

“Qing Yu, the sect’s saintly daughter, has a dark mind.

Ruoqian, the most beautiful courtesan in the world, lacks love.

Master of the Pavilion, the numerical monster + younger control.

The Black Blade Master of the Law Enforcement Hall, who likes to exercise (fog).

The master of the sect has been missing for many days and needs to be fed regularly.

There is also a certain unknown queen who, when she gets addicted, will eat anywhere.”

Lin Luochen closed the diary, looking drained of energy.

No, why are you all like this behind the scenes?

Aren’t we a righteous sect? Can we do some of the things that carbon-based creatures should do?

After traveling through time just before the game's internal beta, Rast did not rely on his foresight of the plot to embark on the path of a protagonist bathed in flowers and glory.

His time was hopelessly frozen in the small town called Deep Blue Harbor.

No matter what Rast did, every dusk, the revived ancient god would destroy the entire city, along with the traces he left behind, and time would go back and start all over again.

He was happy, using unlimited time to capture the opposite sex, studying the most unpopular and remote books in the library, and honing each skill to the extreme... He

was also desperate, trying to stop the evil god from coming, but gave up in endless failures...

Until that day, after countless failures, when Rast dragged his mortal body to face the ancient god again, he saw a figure that should never appear.

"Hey, according to history, Deep Blue Harbor should have been destroyed by the aftermath of the god's descent."

The poster girl on the cover of the game, the future Silver Sword Saint, was looking at him with confusion.

"Also, who is this strange night world projection, and why is there no record of him in history books?"

Last:?

I was almost speedrunning, and you told me it was a plot killer?

And, it turns out that I have been playing on the beta server for the past three hundred years?

...

The reflection of the past, the echo of history, the embers of civilization, gathered into the [Night World].

And the travelers walking in it are the players of the Night World.

"They are committed to the night, but they are as bright as stars."

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Keywords: Amber Stream, Dungeon, Academy, Sword and Magic

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An alien soul transmigrated into Kyubey in the world of Madoka Magica, and met Homura Akemi, who had joined a chat group, and reached a cooperation with her, so that he could start his journey to the heavens with the support of the Law of Cycles and Devil Homura (Contains Madoka Magica's magical girls, Gabriel DropOut's Gabriel, Jibril, Date A Live's Kurumi Tokizaki, Saekano's Megumi Kato)

Demons from another world invaded, and the demon-suppressing master used the soul box to create a small world to suppress them.

Someone created the 18-layer hell trial, trapping the demons in it and torturing them forever.

Someone created the sword-fighting trial on the top of Mount Hua, and killed the demon army with his own strength.

The world created by Xu Yan made the demons linger.

Even the demons emptied their family assets, just to stay in the small world created by Xu Yan for one more second.

The demons: Shopkeeper! Take these ten 648 and give them to me! Keep kryping until the goods are shipped! I must take down this world·Xu Sheng and experience the pleasure of invading the territory of Da Wu!

I don’t want to go out of this fantasy prison, as long as I can touch a handful of gold! Touch a handful of red again, I believe this fierce attack will definitely make me turn over!

Please! Shopkeeper, take all the money on me! Let me play again! Just one is enough... I want to be the Monkey King again, make a big fuss in the sky, crush the sky, and be unruly and unruly!