[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

In the Dalong Dynasty, Qingzhang County, at the Fengman Restaurant, Jiang Che traveled through time and space, born as an apprentice in the kitchen. After ten years of apprenticeship, he finally mastered his knife skills, mastering everything from delicate carving to the bold chopping of bones. Eighteen years later, he finally awakened his proficiency system. His skills evolved from bone chopping to carving, then to the two, merging them into one, becoming the Butcher Ding's Ox-Slicing Technique. From Ox-Slicing to Tiger Subduing. From Tiger Subduing to Dragon Slaying. From Dragon Slaying to Immortal Shattering. From this, a roughneck wielding two butcher knives turned the fantasy world upside down.

(This is a novel written for my own reading, including some other people's works. I'm just sharing it here for everyone to see. If you see a part you don't like, just leave.)

A 21st-century college student named Xuanming was struck by lightning while passing by a large tree during a thunderstorm and was transported to the world of "Demon Slayer". In this world, he became a disciple of Kuwashima Jigoro and learned the Breath of Lightning. Due to his unparalleled talent, he became an undisputed strongman of the Demon Slayer Corps. Watch how he makes up for the regrets of reading the original work and leads the Demon Slayer Corps to kill Muzan!

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.

Lin En, a dying nobleman in a barren frontier territory, was betrayed, hunted, and surrounded by rioting knights and insane subjects, leaving him trapped. Awakening his system, he fled into the wilderness, slaying monsters and leveling up. Lin En gained the ability to summon "players" from Earth, who treated this other world like a "hyper-realistic holographic game"! They were fearless, for they could resurrect endlessly; they were incredibly creative, their imaginations reaching far beyond the bounds of reality; they were incredibly destructive, driven by a lack of moral compass, driven only by quests and experience! From barren lord to king of a nation, from the continent of Aria to the vast starry sea. Under Lin En's meticulous guidance, these idiot players from Earth toiled, leveling up, conquering cities, slaying gods and demons, and turning the entire other world upside down! As the alien natives shuddered and exclaimed, "This group..."

In the comprehensive world view of Digimon, almost all the protagonists will appear.

This is a world where DATS and the Kamishiro Group coexist. Makino Ruki is hunting in Shinjuku, digital hackers are behind the Internet, and the Amanogawa Sora team is investigating digital ghosts.

Gao Chuanlong always believed that he traveled to an ordinary everyday world.

Although he inherited a shrine

and married a big fox.

There was still a sword hanging in his heart.

But Gao Chuanlong still believed that he would live a peaceful daily life in the future.

Until...

...

One night, a beautiful girl named Shinomiya Kaguya came in front of him and said seriously.

"Master, please help me lift the curse."

"Huh?"

"My breasts () are gone."

"?"

It's incredible!

Gao Chuanlong looked at the other party's plain JK uniform and couldn't help asking curiously.

"Is it really not there in the first place?"

Funny, stupid, passionate, and a bit of a middle school student...

Li Wen discovered that there were problems with himself in every world!

Li Wen, who accidentally traveled through all the heavens and worlds at the same time, saw more and more of himself joining in, and he discovered a problem -

There is a big problem with his time travel!

Suqing world.

Suqing Liwen: "I didn't escape the Akusis Cult to become a demon! Hey!"

The world of pirates.

Nami: "As members of the Axis Cult, we can do anything!"

Pirate Li Wen: "Hashi bean sack!"

Genshin Impact World

Ying: "From now on, I will stand in the sky!"

Genshin Impact Li Wen: "That's it! That's it!"

Naruto world.

Hokage Li Wen: "I am the man who will become the Pirate King!"

Tsunade: You go become Hokage!!!

Li Wen: "..."

Existing worlds: One Piece, Genshin Impact, Soreki, Naruto, Elf...

The Dead Apostles are weakened, but not completely destroyed. Victor, a time traveler determined to become a great magus, is unexpectedly forced onto a path he never imagined. He is branded with the curse of the First Embrace. "I'm helpless to have to switch sides like this," Victor said helplessly, his hair in his hand, a look of pain in his face as he looked towards the "superior" in the corner, who looked menacing and threatened to kill him at the slightest disagreement. "Speaking of which, how did you, the dignified True Ancestor of the Dead Apostles, a true princess, end up like this?" ... ... ... A semi-game system: The protagonist's innate abilities (source) are [gamified], and as they increase in ability, they unlock features including maps, dungeons, team formations, and even a card drawing system. A semi-time travel system, the dungeon system includes simulations of major events, gates to other worlds, and challenging powerful enemies. Semi-invincibility, a common trait of some authors, emphasizes logic over brute force, and small setbacks are sometimes the product of a greater purpose. A semi-villain, the protagonist prioritizes self-interest, but doesn't mind showing a little kindness occasionally. However, he is not a saint, and is in the dual camps of the Dead Apostles and the Selfish Magicians.

After transmigrating and being reborn, Chen Mo was dragged by the empire to become a glorious interstellar expeditionary force. Just when he thought he was destined to become one of the millions of cannon fodder rookies, his talent as a thief of the heavens was awakened. By participating in major events in various worlds and leaving your unique mark on history, you can steal countless rewards. In "Under One Person," he became a fellow disciple with the Great Ying Immortal Zuo Ruotong, sweeping across the three levels of Reverse Life! He suppressed the Quanxing sect, making them tuck their tails between their legs. He debated with the old Celestial Master Zhang Jingqing, forcefully suppressing the dragon and tiger! In the world of "Dragon Raja," he drank fine wine with Angers, talked about beauties, and bathed in the blood of the Dragon King. His golden eyes burned away all the mixed-bloods who dared not look him in the eye. Whether it was the Black King or the White King, they were all traitors! In the world of "Bleach," he challenged the entire Gotei 13 with a single asana! Slaughtering them all...

Lu Lin transmigrated to a world of cultivation, only to discover with dismay that he lacked spiritual roots and could not cultivate immortality, only practice martial arts. But in the world of cultivation, martial artists were as insignificant as ants, merely tools and cannon fodder for cultivators. Their qi, physical body, and combat skills were utterly vulnerable before the spiritual power, spells, and magical treasures of cultivators, as fragile as paper. Fortunately, he awakened the Martial Furnace, which could absorb spiritual energy and convert it into cultivation time. One year not enough, two years. Two years not enough, ten years. Ten years not enough, then a hundred years, a thousand years. Blazing Sun Technique → Nine Yang Divine Technique. Flying on Grass → Sky-Stepping Step. Iron Elephant Body → Primordial Dragon Elephant Technique. The crude martial arts mocked by immortal masters? Thrown into the furnace, refined over a thousand years, tempered through countless trials, finally becoming supreme combat techniques that shook the immortal path. No spiritual roots? Then forge an indestructible golden body with flesh and bones! No magical treasures? A pair of iron fists shattered them...