[Multiple female leads + lighthearted slice-of-life + comedy + all characters are superhuman] This world has people with superpowers, cultivators, fairies, strange beasts, and many other strange and special creatures.

Twenty-five-year-old Xu Mo is a special agent of the South City Branch of the Special Security Bureau, living a monotonous life of slacking off at work and lying down after get off work.

However, on July 12th, he met his future boss, Gao Yue, through a blind date arranged by his mother.

On the same day, he also met Feng Jiazhi, a mature and sophisticated catgirl who ran a coffee shop outside the neighborhood;

Liu Yiyi, a "young lady" who came to the branch office for an internship from the General Administration;

Qu Yunxiu, a female Taoist priest who descended the mountain to attain enlightenment...

And so many of them.

From then on, his life began to change slightly.

The boy was taken across the Douqi Continent by a purple thunder talisman and became an ordinary adopted son of the Xiao family. He achieved the highest level of thunder with the nine thunder seeds in the talisman...

Many years later

Emperor Hun Tian: "Impossible, the Doudi Cave Mansion has not been opened yet, how can you become a Doudi?"

Xiao Bai: "Look carefully, I am in the ancestral realm, not the emperor realm!"

ps: Without practicing the Burning Art, you will first become an ancestral realm and then an emperor realm, and the two paths will merge into one, and ascend to the universe.

When you see this sentence, Yang Xuanzhen has already traveled to the Great World of Eternal Life. In this dangerous place, is it as submissive as in the previous life, or is it a heavy blow?

Choose to join the Feather Gate, or the Taiyi Gate?

Divine Elephant Prison Strength and Three Thousand Great Avenues, which is stronger and weaker?

Flesh, supernatural powers, immortality, immortality, immortality......

In the Taiyi Gate, he obtained the Dao Immortal, and the disaster was connected to the sky.

Dressed in the cloud brocade towards the true realm, the single crown Xuanhuang is moving forward.

A strange black bead made Lei Zhan die only to find himself in the world of the Wild Era.

From the gun to the road, time and space are the king.

Break through the three levels, starting from apprenticeship with Juhua Immortals and inheriting the Star Picking Mansion.

This will be an even more exciting story of recklessness!

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was never about waving the banner of righteousness or decorating myself in noble ideals. It was simply revenge—avenging the death of my mother at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi, and the humiliation she suffered from Shrek Academy’s Dean Yan Shaozhe.

Yes, I may have made some modest contributions to the people of the continent in the process, but those were incidental. Please, don’t misunderstand. Let’s be objective and realistic. Don’t impose excessive moral expectations on me personally—it’s really not helpful.”

—His Majesty Xu Tianxi, the Eternal Emperor of the unified continent under the Sun Moon Empire, in an exclusive interview with Miss Meng Hongchen, chief correspondent of the Douluo Daily, during the Heaven-Sacrifice Ceremony at Shrek.

The next day...

“I’ve said from the very beginning—my conquest of Shrek was indeed to raise the banner of justice, to avenge my mother’s death at the hands of Sea God Pavilion Master Xuanzi and the humiliation from Shrek Dean Yan Shaozhe. I’ve made great contributions to the people of the continent. I urge the public to be objective, recognize reality, and hold me to high moral standards—this is a very good thing.”

—Douluo Daily, personally edited and published by Editor-in-Chief Gongzi Xiao Hongchen, bringing you the most sincere and authoritative coverage.

Chu Jue traveled through time and space and became a fool in the world of Zongwu.

He was raised by the head of the Tomb for eighteen years and became the senior apprentice of Li Mochou and Xiaolongnu.

At the age of eighteen, he had a conflict with the Quanzhen people. By coincidence, he realized his innate wisdom and awakened his extraordinary enlightenment.

From then on, it soared to the sky!

[You deeply comprehended the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, gained insight into the fundamental principle of the harmony of yin and yang, and successfully reversed its course, creating the Mysterious Jade Divine Art!]

You read the ancient tome, using the Mysterious Jade Divine Art and the Nine Yin Manual as your foundation, gaining insight into the rotation of yin and yang, the origin of the universe and the life of heaven and earth... You created the supreme immortal method, the eternal secret of longevity!

You read the Quanzhen Taoist Canon, comprehended the thunder of heaven and earth, combined with the sword of destruction, you created the true art of controlling the sword of the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder!

[You observe the Way of Heaven, open the Gate of Heaven, comprehend the rules of Heaven and Earth, and the transformation of immortals and mortals. You create the secret art of Wuji Transformation into Immortality!]

…

You practice martial arts and I cultivate immortality!

Since then.

Chu Jue, relying on his extraordinary comprehension, embarked on an unprecedented path of cultivating immortals!

Understand the immortal method, pass it on to all living beings, lead the world to upgrade, I am the ancestor of immortals!

When all the immortals in the world come down to earth, they must bow their heads when they see me!

That day, Chu Jue became an immortal.

Xiaolongnu was shocked: Brother, how did you become an immortal?

Summary: A Douluo Dalu fanfiction, not for fans of the original novel. A soul from another world awakens, descending from the bloodline of the mythical Thunder God from a previous life, inheriting the legacy of the Thunder God of Douluo. The Body Sect, a mysterious sect that was supposed to shine like a comet on the Douluo Continent ten thousand years from now, will face the fate of this anomaly? Watch as Chen Yi, with his thunderous momentum, sweeps away the filth of the world, judges the world's injustice, and brings the Body Sect to premature greatness! (Genius style, multiple female protagonists, semi-cool, with a three-person, tough-as-nails approach)

Xiao Yang suddenly died while watching Devouring the Starry Sky. When he opened his eyes again, he had traveled to Earth, within Devouring the Starry Sky. He befriended Luo Feng while diligently cultivating. During the quasi-warrior assessment, he bound to the talent entry system! He discovered that not only could he extract talent entries by obtaining talent fragments from his opponents, but he could also copy others' talent entries! Luo Feng's [Son of Luck (Nine Colors)] and [Sword Genius (Nine Colors)]? Take them! The Golden Horned Beast's [Clone (Blue)]? Take them! Hong's [Mind Master (Orange)]? That's mine too! Not only that, Xiao Yang discovered that he could combine and upgrade some of his talent entries! Ten [Sword Genius (White)] combined into [Sword Genius (Green)]! Ten [Ninth-Rank Bloodline (White)] combined...

Lu Chang’an cultivated the reincarnation of immortals for two generations, and in the third life, An Wengou reached the Nascent Soul stage, solved the mystery of the reincarnation stele, and then practiced the mediocre ancient health-preserving skills.

Avoid fighting and fighting, operate steadily, and form good relationships with people.

After a long cultivation career, I got acquainted with growing characters, upright leaders, celestial beauties, demon giants, evil cultivators, thousand-year-old monsters, behind-the-scenes chess players…

Watch the ups and downs of the world, the ebb and flow of the tide.

Unknowingly, it has become a living fossil in the world of cultivating immortals, an evergreen tree through the ages.

…………

Mortal flow, stable, pseudo-longevity, decisive killing, and normal three views.

【Mortal Path】 【Longevity Cultivation】 【Survival Strategy】 【Steady Progress】

Li Chang’an transmigrated into a cultivation world, becoming a rejected street cultivator (fángshì sànxiū).

His talent is mediocre and his status low. He originally thought immortality was out of reach, but fortunately, he awakened the 【Daily Divination】 system.

【Today’s Divination · Lucky】: You enter the mountain to cut wood and unexpectedly discover a fox den, where you find a jade slip containing a “Talisman Legacy” (fúlù chuánchéng).

【Today’s Divination · Unlucky】: You are targeted by a rogue cultivator who tries to trick you out of the street market.

【Today’s Divination · Very Lucky】: In the street market trading area, you find an egg of a mutated “Xuánshuǐ Guī” (Mysterious Water Turtle). Its bloodline strength rivals that of a low-grade spirit beast, but it’s being sold as an ordinary beast egg.

【Today’s Divination · Very Unlucky】: The street market’s formation masters collude with enemies, breaking the market’s protective formations. A foundation-building grand cultivator is about to invade, and your life is in danger.

...

Relying on the divinations, Li Chang’an manages steadily, avoiding misfortune and seeking good fortune, building many good connections.

Time passes, the world changes, and countless talented heroes are lost to the years.

But Li Chang’an rises step by step, ultimately overlooking the river of time, becoming an Immortal Lord of Longevity (chángshēng xiānzūn)!