After confessing his love 99 times, he received trillions of yuan, but he could only spend it on women. Lin Bingqing: "I'm going to build the world's number one investment bank, so Lin Fan will have endless money. He'll definitely choose to be with me!" Meng Yu: "I'm going to build China's Hollywood, filming any movie Lin Fan wants to see anytime!" Xia Xue: "I'm going to develop the best software, letting Lin Fan see my abilities!" Zhou Youyu: "I'm going to create the most beautiful tourist attraction, so Lin Fan and I can live here and grow old together." ... ... Lin Fan: "A simp? I'll never be a simp in this lifetime! Being simped by a beautiful woman isn't so bad."

Inside the dining room.

Fangzheng: Hello, I’m on a blind date.

Sister Yu: A blind date?

Fangzheng: To make a long story short, I know you are here to deal with your parents. As long as we make it clear, we can go back to our respective homes.

Sister Yu: Do you know who I am?

Fangzheng: I don’t know much, so what do you say? Continue to photograph or?

At this time, a waiter came in and bowed awkwardly to the two of them: I’m sorry sir, I made a mistake, this is not the room you are looking for! Your blind date is next door!

Fangzheng: ….

Shen Lang, who is plagued by misfortune, accidentally activates the Tribulation System. He can receive different rewards for each tribulation he overcomes!

Wherever he went, disasters followed, and to make matters worse, he was exposed live on the entire internet!

Neighboring auntie: Shen Lang has been unlucky since he was a child.

CNR host: The day he appeared, a meteor shower burst forth... aimed at me!

Netizens across the internet: What? Brother Shen is still having a run of bad luck today? Unfollow and block!

Da Xia official statement: We solemnly promise that we will never be the first to use Shen Lang.

192 countries around the world: Let's unite to boycott Shen Lang's entry and let him stay in Daxia in peace!

Shen Lang: Please, please let me go. I'm just a tiny bit unlucky.

He started by delivering takeout, and from there, he gradually climbed to the pinnacle of life!

Cold and aloof female CEO: If you don't marry me, I'll kill you!

Sister Qingmei: Marrying you is the meaning of my life!

Top female assassin: You can't escape my grasp!

Underground Queen: I want to have your babies!

...

Qin Fei: I am not interested in power, status, wealth, or beautiful women.

Female host: I want to punch you to death with my little fists...

As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]