Jiang Heng, armed with an arsenal of weapons from Honkai Impact 3, has opened a humble shop in Mondstadt. Foolish Teyvatians, we've released new artifacts, the 11th Original, and the new Stigmata Ice Herrscher set. Powers from another world bless you! How can you get them? You'll definitely have to draw a lottery. What? I didn't win a ten-draw combo in one try. Please, didn't you see that Amber, the Knight of Favonius, has already won three hundred draws, still wearing the Hannah set? Didn't she say anything? Keqing: I really want that Magnetic Blade you're using as a shovel, Qiuli Cream! Barbara: For the store manager's Judas Oath, Barbara will do anything. Barbara, go for it! Ningguang: Tell me more about Fu Hua's story. Her Yin-Yang method, the division of heaven and earth, and so on. I'm very interested. From the entire Qun Yu Pavilion, take whatever you want... What, me? There's really nothing I can do about you. We're getting married tomorrow! Paimon: Wow, Ying and the store manager are helping... The Jiemie Greatsword and Fire Stigma I got through friendship are really useful. I just used the fire element to defeat Master Lu for the 99th time, hahaha! Paimon is no longer a mascot! Xiangling, who was standing by and witnessing everything, said: Help, the ingredients are hitting me!
Li Xiao, who traveled to Liyue, possessed a useless system. Forced by it, he embarked on a life of tormenting, a life everyone hated. Just when he couldn't stand the pursuit anymore and decided to go to Mondstadt, a chat group called "A Loving Family" invited him... Hmm? Other worlds too? Then, no beautiful girls from those worlds would be able to escape! Li Xiao declared, "I don't have any lifelong wishes, I just want to surpass as many 2D beauties as possible." This is a complete collection of all the female characters. If you're a fan of the original story and don't mind spoiling the relationships between the characters, please proceed with caution. The super-super-super-super starts after Chapter 23. And the author is a foot-obsessed person with frequent freakouts. Currently featured in the worlds: Genshin Impact, Gensokyo, Honkai Impact 3rd, Madoka Magica, Chisou, and Sohōman. Currently featured in the daily Sohōman world: MyGO, Kaguya-sama: Love is War, and The Visible Girl.
Also known as "I Joined the Genius Club and Chat Skirt".
Su Han, who had long ago traveled to the Collapse Iron World, was an envoy of knowledge and a member of the Genius Club. Suddenly, he received an invitation from the chat skirt.
So it became.
[Liuying: Xingtian Armor, never bow to fate? And can you cure my entropy? Then I'm willing to give everything!]
[Grayfield Ai: I don't believe it. What Genius Club? Such a narcissistic name for an organization, how awesome can it be?]
[Iruma Megumi: Rub the planet with your hands? How do you do that?]
[Fernina: Damn it! I'm the water god Fukaros! What? You can destroy Teyvat with just one cannon? (Frightened)]
Kiana: Oh my god, mass-produced Herrschers? And how did you destroy a galaxy?
【……】
Yan Huan accidentally traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, and was immediately attacked by Kafka's star core.
"Congratulations to the host for awakening the tanking system. Tanking will make you stronger!"
"Is there such a good thing?"
Yan Huan was lying there, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf confused.
After the bad end...
"Congratulations to the host for achieving the level of Star God Envoy and the true and unique skills passed down by the Red Kite Immortal!"
"No, really?!"
On that day, a sword tip covering the galaxy appeared outside the Black Tower Space Station and slowly fell towards the Doomsday Beast.
Sanyueqi was stunned: "Oh my god, what is that?"
Walter pushed his glasses: "It turned out to be Taixu Sword God, who is the one who drew the sword?"
Estelle's pupils shrank sharply. "How much does it cost for him to stay in the space station? I'll even pay double!"
Heita: "Heh, now that you're in this lab, don't even think about leaving. It's not up to you!"
Only Yan Huan was as calm as water.
"Everyone, this is a small scene, please don't be nervous."
"Oh right." Yan Huan turned around, "Did you take the picture of my handsome appearance just now? Remember to edit it carefully."
Everyone: “…”
In order to protect his companions from the threat of the Star God of Destruction, Yan Huan entered the ultimate state of tanking.
"What's the point of developing? I haven't finished my happy water yet."
"I want the most expensive and best hotel."
"March, where are your snacks? No way I ate them all in just a few days. They're really few. You should buy some more."
San Yue Qi gnashed his teeth and said to everyone on the train:
"How about we kick him out of the car?"
Through an existence simulator, Bai Heng became a companion to Ruan Meier.
They were both born on a land blessed with abundance, growing up together like childhood sweethearts.
Yet when Bai Heng expressed his admiration, she remained unresponsive.
She had yet to understand what love was and thus could not reciprocate Bai Heng's feelings.
It was only after Bai Heng and her parents died in an accident that Ruan Meier began to grasp at the edges of... some feeling.
But those feelings were overwhelmingly bitter.
"The lotus leaves, plum blossoms, glutinous rice, and the fragrance of frost-sugar... these were things he once liked."
After countless amber epochs, Ruan Meier, in a moment of daze at the Interstellar Astronomical Society, saw a familiar figure.
Herta: "Rarely do I see you show interest in anyone; are you preparing to conduct an experiment on someone from the astronomical society? Just say so if you need my help."
Ruan Mei: "I'm not like you, to meddle outside the simulated universe. But... I seem to have seen an old friend from a long time ago..."
Traveling through the Black Tower Space Station on the Star Dome Railway, Mo Chen obtains a memory extraction system that can extract everything in his memory, even the talents of certain fictional characters.
After acquiring Gray Wolf's inventive talent, Black Tower wanted to go bald, but he still couldn't figure out the principle of his invention;
With the talent of Huo Linfei, as long as he is given time, punching through the universe is not a dream;
One day, a program of Interstellar Peace Company invited him to be a guest and interviewed him:
"Excuse me, Mr. Mo Chen, how did you become a legend in the universe?"
"This? It's simple."
"Really!?"
"Of course, just watch more movies."
"Ah, ah?"
Fate is the thread, miracles are the dots. Connected together, these dots of miracles form what's known as destiny, the very foundation of the entire universe. From atomic quarks to galaxies and star gods, nothing is exempt. It's just that with the addition of a few miracles called magic, everything feels a little different.
"Ms. Heita, could you tell me where you found this high-quality stock, Xiaohui?"
"This genius knows everything and can do everything." Turning around, he saw someone teasing Sanyueqi and Liuying. He immediately turned the phone over and yelled, "I was here first, can you guys please have some shame?"
"Ms. Tirispios, it is said that you are a messenger abducted by the God of Destiny. Is this true?" The microphone was then pointed at a beautiful red-haired girl.
"Nonsense, Lord Star God is so noble and unparalleled, how can ordinary people make random guesses about him?" Tibao said expressionlessly, pulling over someone who was just escaping from the Shura field of the Black Tower, March Seven, and Liuying, holding his arm, his eyes flashing with red hearts, and grinning foolishly.
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No one stands in the sky from the beginning, not you, me, or even the Star God, but the position reserved for the throne of heaven is about to be filled. From now on, I will stand at the top. Quick, drive my Type-Moon Heavy Industries crane over here and lift up the Nanook in front for me.
Xiaohui looked at the antimatter army and their master at the end of the sky, and felt that the development of this star iron seemed to have exceeded his expectations...
[Invincible from the start + Pure invincibility + Infinite number of heroines + Half-fun] Meng Feng transmigrates to the Starry Sky Railway, where he's immediately given a cheat code by the system. Just as he's about to unleash his power, he discovers that countless years are still ahead of the main storyline. After a long wait, while making up for his regrets, he embarks on a journey to find fun. First, he creates a 'simulation' of Minecraft, which not only allows him to bring items into reality, but also features many mods that Black Tower finds fascinating and wants to study, repeatedly asking Meng Feng to test them. Bronya and Seele even team up to use resources from the game to restore Ariello-VI. Black Tower: "Can 2x2 or 1x3 really make water inexhaustible?" Bronya & Seele: "Great! With things from Minecraft, Ariello will definitely regain its former glory!" Star: "Let me see what good stuff the trash cans in the game have!" March 7th: "Bro, can you make us five-star? Our two forms are only four-star! The Dragon King has returned from Danheng next door!" Mengfeng: It's just that it wasn't turned off, and you're saying I turned it on? ...
[Star God loves to slack off] [How can a Star God still have a female lead? My opinion is that she is not as good as A-ha]
By accident, Ye Yan traveled into the world of Bengtie and accidentally became the [Eternal] Star God.
What is eternity? What He does is eternity!
But... this star god is a little bit unruly?
He is in charge of the destiny of eternity, but he only wants to slack off.
Since I want to slack off, what should I do?
Of course, you should not do your work!
Countless Amber Ages later, there is a legend about eternity in the universe:
According to legend, he once devoured [Greed], blew up [Exploration]'s train with [Joy], and played with [Nothingness] to destroy it, tearing down the wall built by [Preservation]...
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Black Tower: In this vast universe, it is rare to find a Star God as approachable as Ye Yan. We must study him carefully.
Sambo: Why would a star god come to pretend to be the [Masked Fool]?
Portio: Holy crap, this guy broke all the bones in Oswaldo Schneider!
Ye Yan: I just wanted to slack off, can you blame me?
(Spoilers + Time Travel + Multiple Realms, a spoiler-heavy variant, proceed with caution if you dislike spoilers!)
Having transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway, Su Bai obtained the Super Dimensional Auction House, which allows people from all over the world to participate in auctions.
Among his auction items were many precious treasures, but the most precious were the fates of his guests.
Black Tower: "Huh?! You're saying the machine head is going to die, killed by the Iron Tomb of the Annihilation Lord?"
Alicia: "Is this our final ending? It really is a romantic story♪"
Tianli: "Me, knock? My men have all rebelled?"
Aizen: "The universe is so vast, yet my eyes are only focused on the Hogyoku. That's far too narrow-minded."
Luo Ji: "Is this a trap set by the Three-Body Problem? Huh, what the heck is this two-dimensional foil?"
Thanos: "Star God? Is he strong? How does he compare to the Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and you even have Infinity Stones to contend with?"
Batman: "There's a Kryptonite auction? I'll take it..."
Feng Baobao: "The rat talisman I filmed is so much fun... but it's also very expensive!"
Su Bai: "You all say my auction items are ridiculously expensive, but who knows how hard I worked to find them!"