What is this? Gluttonous Star God? Eat it!
What's that shiny thing? The Amber King's diamond head? Take a peek!
What's this squishy thing? Joyful Star God's game box. Swallow it!
What's this round, shiny thing? Teyvat? Scary!
This gray and white hair is so shabby? Post it!
The incarnation of the lord of endless greed, a certain star god said that life is very nice.
Meanwhile, a certain spirit of fun, wearing a clown mask, is complaining at the center of the universe: Who is the Star God of Fun? Ahaha, how embarrassing!
【Original God】+【Second Creation】+【Live Broadcast Room】+【Funny】+【Xie Ying】
(There is a protagonist, there is a protagonist, there is a protagonist, it’s important to say it three times!!!)
One day, Zhang Fan was doing a live broadcast in his rental house to help his fans play the 12th level of the Abyss in Genshin Impact. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck and he fell to the ground in front of his computer desk and lost consciousness.
After an unknown amount of time, Zhang Fan found himself transported to the continent of Teyvat, transformed into a baby. He was picked up by Ganyu, who happened to pass by and was adopted by the True Monarch Liuyun Jiefeng. However, due to his poor aptitude and incomprehension, he was unable to master the immortal arts, and without the divine eye, he could only cultivate martial arts. His combat effectiveness was only moderate, barely enough to defeat a few hillbillies. It wasn't until he awakened his video defense system at the age of 15 that everything changed.
Yingmei's crazy look: There is a flexible dog in the mountains
Keqing's eyelids twitched: "Traveler, I'm still very strong as a seven-star, T0 or something..."
Zhongli held the teacup in his shaking hands: Zhongli... the wear and tear has worsened.
Just when everyone in the Teyvat continent was still immersed in various secondary creation videos, the knife came quietly.
King of the Great Compassionate Tree: I am the one who proposes the question, and I am also the one who seeks the answer... Let the world completely forget me
Narcita: I...it's not me...
Ying: Shin, and everyone at Kitsaigugu...
Fernina covered her face and cried bitterly: Why, Fukaros...
So far, I have written "Asking the God", "Walking on the River", "Unawakened Dream", and "Glory of the Abyss".
Songs from the Ashes, The Road Not Taken, Footprints, We Will Meet Again. . .
"If You're Trapped in a Windless Land", "The World Forgot Me", "Sinner's Dance" . . .
Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!
[Genshin Impact + Collapse Iron + Collapse III]
Seven-year-old Captain Meng Yan was watching the end of the first part of Sanbengzi on his computer at home, feeling very emotional. Suddenly, an interface popped up on the computer.
【Do you want to start a new journey? 】
Looking at the two options [yes] and [want], Meng Yan was speechless. He just casually came to Teyvat.
Looking at the ferocious Hilichurls, Meng Yan thought his life was over, but when a [ding~] sound was heard, he knew that he was no longer a mortal!
(The introduction is weak, please move to the main text!)
[Original title: I opened a restaurant in another world in Genshin Impact, and Ningguang cried because of it; Genshin Impact: About the incident where I made the seven gods cry because of my cooking]
(No character destruction, no swords, food + combat + single woman + sword filling, even if you haven't played Genshin Impact, you can still join, please bring your own snacks for late night~)
In the continent of Teyvat, there is such a different world restaurant.
Here you can taste delicacies that have never been seen on the continent of Teyvat.
Gradually, the first thing everyone, including the Seven Gods, did when they woke up every day was to wait for this restaurant in another world to open.
Tianli: "I brought life, discipline, law and supremacy..."
Su Mufeng: "What are you eating today?"
Tianli: "Roasted pork bun without spicy sauce_(:3」∠)_"
Ningguang: "This dish really pleases me."
Zaoyou: "Excuse me, do you have Sister Xinhai's caviar for sale?"
Yae Shinko: "Oh my~ I didn't expect this stinky stinky tofu would be so delicious."
Wendy: "Can I sing to pay for my meal? Hey~"
Zhongli: "Things that I come across by chance are also elegant. Excuse me, do you have any money with you?"
Ying: "Quick! Open this restaurant in my Pure Land!"
Little Lucky Grass King: "You want to exchange one lollipop for my God's Heart? No! I want two!"
……
Soon, people from all over Teyvat were looking for the portal to this restaurant, just to taste the delicacy that was said to make the seven gods cry with greed.
Fate is the thread, miracles are the dots. Connected together, these dots of miracles form what's known as destiny, the very foundation of the entire universe. From atomic quarks to galaxies and star gods, nothing is exempt. It's just that with the addition of a few miracles called magic, everything feels a little different.
"Ms. Heita, could you tell me where you found this high-quality stock, Xiaohui?"
"This genius knows everything and can do everything." Turning around, he saw someone teasing Sanyueqi and Liuying. He immediately turned the phone over and yelled, "I was here first, can you guys please have some shame?"
"Ms. Tirispios, it is said that you are a messenger abducted by the God of Destiny. Is this true?" The microphone was then pointed at a beautiful red-haired girl.
"Nonsense, Lord Star God is so noble and unparalleled, how can ordinary people make random guesses about him?" Tibao said expressionlessly, pulling over someone who was just escaping from the Shura field of the Black Tower, March Seven, and Liuying, holding his arm, his eyes flashing with red hearts, and grinning foolishly.
…
No one stands in the sky from the beginning, not you, me, or even the Star God, but the position reserved for the throne of heaven is about to be filled. From now on, I will stand at the top. Quick, drive my Type-Moon Heavy Industries crane over here and lift up the Nanook in front for me.
Xiaohui looked at the antimatter army and their master at the end of the sky, and felt that the development of this star iron seemed to have exceeded his expectations...
Zhang Yu: “Ah, am I not in the Star Iron Universe? How come it’s the Genshin Impact chat group?”
Pam: “I thought it was a speed bump, Pa.”
Paimon: “Now everyone knows I’m emergency food.”
Funina: “Even gods can judge.”
Black Tower: “Come and test it, please.”
Pam: “I have compatriots too.”
Jizi: “It’s incredible.”
Bai Yuekui: “Thank you.”
(So far, I’ve been to Super Seminary, Slayer, and Soul Cage. The next one for Naruto should be Honkai Impact 3rd.)
(The first few chapters are not good because they are written for the first time, but they cannot be changed drastically. If you can’t continue reading, you can start reading directly from Chapter 15.)
(If you want to go to other worlds, you can write it down, but sometimes there are too many messages to read. I hope you won’t blame me if you missed it.)
What does a train's cab look like? A young man escaping fate encounters the crashed Starry Sky Train? Possessing the power to reveal destiny, yet preferring to remain low-key? The true identity of the Black Tower lies within... Ester's "best friend"... Silver Wolf and Kafka's secret contact... Clara, hurry up and put on those Beloberg specialty black stockings! Hook sabotages me again and I'll spank you! Natasha, here's some high-end medicine. Just look at the reward... The stars are scumbags, but Ah Heng! He can be downright scumbags! The secret adventure of a boy blessed (or cursed) by multiple star gods, a train, and Pam begins!
The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...
"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."
"It's done! Four-image pill!"
"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"
When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.
"—Klee: Big brother, big sister, elves are so cute! What, you don't believe me? How could Klee possibly lie?"
—Chairman Qin: I swear by my sword that I will deliver victory to you, my little fire dragon.
— Lu Guoba: Before dawn arrives, someone must light up the darkness. Baby Dragon, let's go.
—Amber: Can you keep up with me and Ponyta?!
—Lisa: There's no end to the tasks, so I might as well chat with my sister for a while, right, EDM baby…
— Fischl: I hear the whispers of fate, softly calling my name. Day and night, time and space are but illusions, yet the bonds of fate once again bring you and me into this eternal night. In the name of consecration, I summon you, you dragon cub! (PS: Oz translation: Black-eyed Crocodile)
(This is a Genshin Impact video, introducing Pokémon. Non-Genshin Impact players will not be affected by the viewing experience.)
(Keywords: elf, relaxed, everyday life)