Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

【Reincarnation】【They regretted it】

Two thousand years ago, Ron protected Liyue for that woman, but died in that woman's arms.

Five hundred years ago, Ron was ruthlessly expelled by Lei Dianying in order to correct Lei Dianying's mistakes.

Fifty years ago, Ron vowed to protect Fernina all his life, but was accused by Fernina herself and dissolved in the primordial fetal sea.

Fifty years later, Funina was relieved of her burden.

Looking back on the past, there is always a figure lingering in my mind, and tears flood my eyes again and again.

Meeting again after fifty years, Funina was filled with joy:

"Captain Ron, you, you're so lucky to be alive."

"Ron is dead. You accused him yourself. Ms. Funina, please don't bother me anymore."

Ron shook off Furninha and turned to hold the other woman's hand.

Learn that Ron has returned.

In Liyue, that woman cried with joy...

In Inazuma, Lei Yingdian sat in the castle tower, tears welling up in his eyes...

In Nata...

In the winter...

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

Jiang Xuan, a transmigrator to Teyvat, opens a dual-world portal to Minecraft.

Not only can he bring others into Minecraft, but he can also activate various MODs.

Nahida: "Want to get rich? Start by chopping down trees! Dig three blocks, and fill in a cave!"

Hu Tao: "Those Pigmen over there, want to try this new coffin? Made of pure obsidian, it’s comfortable to buy and reassuring to die in!"

Venti: "Hehe! Tewarin, stop looking for me, I’m afraid the Ender Dragon might misunderstand!"

The Shenzi (Son of God): "Yae Temple is selling mass-produced Katana now! One sword for 999, a must-have for royal duels!"

Zhongli: "By common reasoning, this weapon called Barrett seems more effective than the Guanhong Spear."

...

Years later, the slumbering Heavenly Principles awaken.

Looking at the world of Teyvat, which has been drastically altered, a question mark slowly forms.

"To the Heavenly Principles ahead, you are suspected of unauthorized flying in the city, and will be detained by the Teyvat 73rd Security Bureau and prosecuted."

"You have the right to remain silent, and if you resist with force, we may deploy Titan Iron Puppets and Aerospace Aircraft Carrier Battle Fleets."

"Additionally..."

【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】

In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!

In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?

So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!

He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.

At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."

{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}

Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.

Name: Walnut

Height: 150cm

Weight: 40kg

Measurements: No more

Price: 0.1 yuan

Delivery method: same day delivery.

Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.

Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.

After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.

Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.

The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.

Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.

Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?

Many years later,

Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:

"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."

Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"

The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...

"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."

"It's done! Four-image pill!"

"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"

When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.

【Relaxed + Daily + Funny +】

Because Lin Xuan's face was too dark, he was bound to the system and gained the ability to invite the original god character to visit the real world.

Funina: I want to play Genshin Impact, let me play Genshin Impact quickly!

Hu Tao: Huh? I see your forehead is black, you must be dying soon. Become my client!

Ying: Is it really okay for me to cook?

Klee: Brother Lin Xuan, Klee still wants to go to the park to fry fish, please~

From then on, Lin Xuan lived a ridiculous but happy life!

Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.

By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.

Let’s start with Lei Movie.

"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"

Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."

Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"

Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."

Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"

Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...

Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!