I woke up to find myself, a glorious Soviet base vehicle AI, in a bizarre American wasteland—a place filled with atomic punk metal lumps and mutated giant cockroaches, even more outrageous than the heart of capitalism!
To restore order (and incidentally have some fun), I "recruited" a group of tribal natives who couldn't even put on their own pants. The most urgent task? Teaching them to speak magnificent Chinglish! After all, who can stand that incredibly complicated, unrelated native English?
And so, a bizarre sight appeared in the wasteland: a group of blond, blue-eyed burly men, speaking broken, construction-worker-accented English, shouting "Hurrah! For Ironhead God!", drove their magnetic tanks over mutants, followed by a swaying Kirov...
Hey, you over there, the shelter kid in the blue bodysuit, and those tin knights with laser guns, any complaints about the "Red Iron Curtain"? No? Very well, comrade, welcome to the Soviet wasteland!
[Invincible, Daily, Simulator, chat groups will appear in the early and middle stages. 】
As a result, every simulation of Bai Ye is a journey of salvation.
Early simulation, daily life.
After the chat group appeared, Bai Ye's good days were over, as he saw that everyone in the chat group was someone he knew.
The sage of the Mechanic Church, Exis.Σ.Σ.Lu (Lu for short), transmigrated to a "terrifying" place. Here, humans worship psychic energy and call the practice of cultivating it "cultivation of immortality." Here, a strange, demonic voice calling itself "System" whispers in Lu's ear from time to time. Here, there are also powerful psychic entities comparable to spatial gods and demons. How corrupt, how terrifying! But… the Great Sage is never afraid. The Great Sage is always thirsty for knowledge. This is a good opportunity to observe psychic energy and research countermeasures. Perhaps, he can even find his way home. As for joining? Impossible, absolutely impossible! The Great Sage, following Om Messiah and believing in science…
[Warhammer + Cooking Crew + A Little Bit of Cheat Codes]
An accident brought Luo Chuan to this world full of despair, killing, and betrayal.
Become a wandering cook in the Star Guardians.
You can earn rewards simply by cooking and completing system tasks.
Different dishes, depending on their ingredients, can enhance physical strength, spiritual energy, and resistance to the temptations of evil gods.
Extremely special materials can even be elevated to godhood, making it possible for emperors to get up from the toilet.
Good heavens, from the Astronauts to the Imperial Guard, and even the Primarchs, everyone is going crazy for him.
What? Food safety? What's that? If there's a problem with the ingredients, just smash them and everything will be fine.
If you dare to eat it, I dare to make it.
Our motto is to eat and drink well, and we don't allow anyone to ask how the food is made.
Luo Fan used the system to become the captain and, together with the Valkyrie, destroyed the Honkai and resurrected everyone who had sacrificed themselves in the Honkai. Just as he was living a carefree life with the Valkyrie, a fan-made video disrupted their plans.
Crossing into a utopia where everyone lies down and is entertained to the death, Ye Xun is not an artsy youth. He specializes in curing mental exhaustion. He pulls out Battlefield: Warhammer 40k, where the desperate battlefield awakens his fighting spirit and death reshapes the human soul.
The Hundred Schools of Thought Contend in Assassin's Creed: Pre-Qin
The intrigue and treachery of Total War: Three Kingdoms
The cyber hell of *Dorman 2077*... queuing for medical treatment.
Who says entertainment is the death of humanity? I use the ninth art to prolong the life of civilization!
A virtual reality game based on the Warhammer Universe, boasting a high degree of freedom and incorporating multiple well-known IPs, has become a viral sensation online. Dutch, drawn by its popularity, has also become a player. Little does he know, the game has just begun, and he has already been transported to the real Warhammer Universe, becoming the sole player. Guilliman: Dutch is an excellent warrior, but he doesn't like to listen to people. Every time I give him a mission, he skips it. Talassien: I'm curious how he manages to break stars into blocks. Tau: For that guy, physics doesn't exist. Khorne: That bastard built a giant pillar, saying he'd use it to break me. Nurgle: He kidnapped my children, washed them clean, and that humiliation fills me with grief and anger. Tzeentch: All changes are part of destiny, but that bastard shattered destiny. Slaanesh: Actually, I've already corrupted Dutch, but I dare not tell him. ...Dutch: Forgot the beginning, forgot the end, anyway, let the warp burn. Emperor: Support, 666.
A seemingly calm but inwardly sarcastic modern elite, while complaining and building infrastructure in the Warhammer cesspool, ultimately uses Eastern metaphysics to combat the warp and pave a new path for humanity.
In the distant 40th millennium
The dream of humanity's golden age has vanished like a wisp of smoke.
A unique era has arrived, and this weak "god" merges with an outsider who was unexpectedly drawn into the conflict.
The combination of the two of them is actually that they're afraid of dying?
And silence and death—that is the Krieg Death Legion.
An intern political commissar was "lucky" enough to be promoted to a full-fledged position in this corps.
The political commissar, who was afraid of death, made up his mind to live.
However... his impression of the Death Legion was not as the rumors suggested.
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(A mix of sweetness and heartbreak, focusing solely on pure love)
Lin Hao, a commoner genius (whose core is a Paradox Interactive war criminal), enters the Empire's highest academy, where he falls in love with and clashes with the effeminate princess Jiang Yao. As the "Great Age of Exploration" sweeps across the universe, he awakens the [Star Domination System], gaining access to green-skinned units and the power to rotate magnetic fields. Using the Pantheon to synthesize an evil god, he summons players of the Fourth Calamity, writing his own "war criminal" legend in interstellar space with both absolute rationality and chaotic methods. Ultimately, he uncovers the mystery of his origins and confronts the ultimate annihilation of the universe.