[30k to 40k, some semi-apocryphal content, no female protagonist, loyalty, not a "wish fulfillment" story]"

Hermes: "Horus, my friend, death is not the end!"

"We were never soldiers... In their eyes, we were made to be the personification of rage. In their eyes, we must exist only for destruction. But we were once his companions. We were the ones he trusted. We were his advisors, his artisans. We were a glimpse of what this species could become if guided correctly, freed from its own malice and weakness. Of course, we were also taught how to fight. He knew that war was coming. It was a necessary step for ascension.

Expedition! Expedition!! The Great Crusade!!!

The days of humanity barely surviving under the oppression of xenos and Chaos are over. Furious, humanity is determined to recreate the glory of the Golden Age.

The grievously wounded and dying Emperor of Mankind has healed his injuries and risen to face the enemy. The Lord of the Crimson Torrent roars as he returns from the Warp.

Forward! Nothing can stop the march of our great renaissance!

Forward! The unyielding human civilization, fighting against heaven and earth, swears to restore its former glory!

Forward! Unite, and unite again! We will liberate the entire galaxy!

There is no way to win, I don't understand that kind of thing——

Carrying the last light of mankind, Shinji Ikari transformed into Tiga and fought the final death battle with Gatanjea.

With Tiga's victory, Shinji Ikari closed his eyes in satisfaction...

When these eyes opened again...

Monsters became apostles, and the winning team became nerv

And humans seem to have lost the light in their hearts

This is the third new Tokyo, a world where humans cannot be saved

And all this will be rewritten...

Because the giant of light stands on the earth.

Control? Contain? Protect?"

"Sorry, Bai Yu, I don't know where you heard these messed up slogans, but there is only one thing you have to remember, this is Lobotomy Corporation."

"Even if you have worked your way up from an employee, you must put energy production first."

Angela smiled at Bai Yu who had just arrived at the headquarters office.

"Now, let these abnormalities behind you go back to the containment room."

"Sorry, Angela, they may not listen to me."

Bai Yu also looked helplessly at the guide, Hai Si and Cell Man behind him.

Turning his head, he looked at the beautiful AI seriously.

"Also, I really want to end this cycle."

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

Good news: Gu Yuan traveled through time, bad news: it was the Warhammer universe. Facing the overwhelming Tyranid swarms, Gu Yuan couldn't help but complain: "Others traveled through time to a novice village like Resident Evil, but why is it that I start with a hell difficulty!" Holding a chainsaw sword, punching the Tyranid swarms, kicking the Chaos Wizard, and beating the Lord of Change, and all this is just the beginning. Next, facing the terrifying corpses on the Ishimura, Gu Yuan chose to release the biological weapons from the Great Devourer to see who is more terrifying. Facing the blue-skinned aliens in the Avatar world, Gu Yuan chose to throw them into the Warhammer universe to see if the other party has psychic potential. ...

[System Message: World Line Initializing... Alteration Rate: 0.001%]

Su Li stared at the scene unfolding on the massive public monitor, a stream of curses catching in his throat. Of all the places to be thrown into, it had to be Island Iffish—right at the dawn of the One Year War. Was this some kind of cosmic joke? Was fate itself trying to get him killed?

But then he discovered a secret: he could alter the very fabric of this world line, reaping incredible rewards for every change he made. From that moment on, the legend of the "White Devil" was destined to be rewritten.

His enemies could only cry out in disbelief, "What in the world is that Zaku?!"

Su Li would just grin, his voice cutting through the comms. "Hey, Red Comet! You think you're three times faster? Then prove it and get over here!"

GOOD NEWS: You've been isekai'd!

BAD NEWS: It's the Warhammer world.

GOOD NEWS: It's Warhammer Fantasy, not 40K!

BAD NEWS: You're in Reikland, Sigmar's Empire.

GOOD NEWS: Soul transmigration (not naked isekai)!

BAD NEWS: No cheat skills or golden fingers.

GOOD NEWS: Your village has no Beastmen herds nearby!

BAD NEWS: Too late to back out now—whoosh!—welcome to your new life.

(Tags: No-System Survival | Grimdark Comedy | Average Joe in Fantasy-Hell | The Empire's Worst Luck)

Game Fan Fiction [Monster Hunter World] + [Cyberpunk Edgewalker + 2077] + [System] + [More New Worlds]

Traveling through two worlds at the same time, Lin Ke loaded a rule-based profession.

Lin Ke in the new world of Monster Hunter World became a [Hunter].

Hunting in the mountains and searching for treasures in the dense forests.

Specialty mushrooms, emerald durian, dinosaur tail meat, herbivorous dragon chest and abdomen meat, elk white liver, coral abalone... The rich and colorful top-quality ingredients in the New World are treasures that all foodies dream of.

Lin Ke in Cyberpunk Night City became a [Chef].

Make a fire to cook soup, roast meat and stew.

In the high-tech, low-life cyber metropolis, there are synthetic steaks squeezed from crickets, blended milk made from cockroach protein, and even the daily water is "fake".

Faced with such high-tech ingredients, the chef has no choice but to say loudly: No!