This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

Copywriter:

Public Security Undercover: We are two against two, we can't be careless.

FBI undercover: I'm against three people, I have to be alert.

Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all. I give HR Comrade Gin a five-star rating.

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This is a semi-invincible story, and the character design of the protagonist is based on the novel "Bungo Stray Dogs" by Dazai Osamu.

There is no female lead, and the male lead is a gay man.

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Book Friends Group: 106751716

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

A seasoned manga fan, Nanao Kagura, accidentally travels to a world of jutsu while cosplaying as Kaneki Ken.

He knew the plot well but was silenced by the world's consciousness, forced to watch helplessly as his best friends walked towards their destined tragedy.

When Natsume Yuuki defected, Gojo Satoru was dejected, and in his heart-wrenching agony, he awakened the true power of a ghoul.

To save lives, he forcibly changed the plot, but suffered a backlash and dissipated.

A year later, he is reborn with amnesia and unexpectedly becomes classmates with Itadori, and encounters his white-haired teacher again—

With red eyes, Gojo Satoru pressed him against the wall: "Pretend you don't know me? Then let's get to know each other again."

Xia Youjie, who had already left, quietly reappeared and smiled, saying, "Xiao He, you broke your promise."

The moment his memories returned, the two strongest figures simultaneously reached out to him: "This time, we will break this fate."

CP (couple)

[Hitomi Hokkien Fanfiction] [CP Oikawa + Daily Life + Competition] [Genius in All Aspects + Directionally Idiot + Mysophobia] [Qingcheng Enters the Nationals]

When he was young, Miyake witnessed his mother's death, which left a shadow in his heart.

Under the influence of several friends, Miyake developed a curiosity about volleyball during his adolescence.

He came to Qingcheng alone, saw the warmth that belonged only to Qingcheng, and saw the person that belonged only to Qingcheng.

Everyone in Qingcheng: "With Sheng here, we feel at ease!"

Miyake Sheng's ears turned red: "Aoba Johsai will enter the national competition!"

Oikawa said proudly: "Our little secondary attacker is a genius!"

Miyake: "Oikawa-senpai is the one that all geniuses want to beat! He's my teacher, my senior, my... setter!"

The protagonist, the hexagonal warrior, will untie his knot with the help of his friends in Qingcheng and bravely move towards the unknown road!

[Note: This article contains a lot of daily life! It's not a pure happy post! Geniuses work twelve times harder than the average person; they're just a little more talented! Characters may be OOC!!!]

[One grade younger than Oikawa, in the same class as Yakin! His personality will gradually change!]

Synopsis of the novel "Genius Repairman": The novel "Genius Repairman" is written by Li Wenjiu. It's a contemporary romance novel. The novel is available for purchase on Thursday. In the year 1245 of the Star Calendar, [sk], an S-class mecha esports player, displayed his talent, setting numerous records. However, after achieving a grand slam, he announced his retirement, leaving countless fans disappointed. In the same year, the mecha repairman of the Kid base team was disqualified from his medical duties for violating league rules. The base owner was forced to issue a recruitment notice in the league, instantly causing widespread controversy. "What? Recruitment? How much is the salary?" "As everyone knows, Kid is very poor, don't go." "There are so few repairmen, are you kidding me?" 21 Genius Repairman, latest updated chapters of Genius Repairman, 21 free, stable, fast, professional, no pop-ups...

[There is CP+travel+white cut black+rescue police school team+fake wine red party]

Kill each other at the beginning, and be bound to death!

He was dragged into the world of Detective Conan by a system that was being hunted.

The hunting system that is chasing it is invaded and the task key is forcibly opened!

Fatal BUG, ​​no place to hide!

The system malfunctioned, and both the Red and Black parties could actually hear the voices in her head and the system!

A chip on the back of her neck locates her, and Half Moon poison is fatal... Even more extreme, Gin becomes her personal bodyguard? And Bourbon even steps in?

Double heartbeat, fatal traction!

Mr. Gin, why is your heart beating so wildly and chaotically that it's so deafening?!

What was that strange, synchronized pulse beneath the coffee cup in Amuro Toru's hand?!

The system spreads its hands: Heartbeat synchronizer, double surprise, please check!

The hunting host arrived with murderous intent, and Qiao Huaiwan's face changed instantly!

The Jedi strikes back to wipe out the patrol and revive the police academy team...her hidden secrets are revealed!

"I'm a murderer now. Are you going to arrest me, Officer Rei Furuya?"

"Qiao Huaiwan?! What nonsense are you talking about!"

"I did kill someone."

"If you love me, you should let me do it! Instead of stopping me!!"

Shura is jealous, and my heartbeat is the proof!

In the aroma of Amuro Toru's coffee, exploration and emotions are pounding in sync with the heartbeat

Under the cold muzzle of Gin's gun, the desire to protect and the disordered pulse are torn apart fiercely.

When Toru Amuro saw Gin locking her tightly in his arms, when Gin sensed Bourbon's concern... the air was filled not only with the smoke of gunpowder, but also with a huge wave of jealousy!

The heartbeat is lying, the gun is testing, love and murder have the same origin

See how she survives the desperate situation in the Shura field of the science world.

Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...