Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.

​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him:

His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”

His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”

His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”

​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.

After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

Lin Sui wore cannon fodder in a book of cultivation, and the cannon fodder furnace was full of physique, destined to be inferior. How could Lin Sui be willing, so he seduced the Son of Destiny, and when he cut off his Dao bone and transferred it to himself, he was blown up by the Heavenly Dao.

The Dao bone on his body became a system that restrained him, and issued an order: You must retrieve all his souls, worship him as Lord in every world, bow down for him, and die!

Lin Sui smiled and squinted, but he hated people most in his life to teach him to do things.

Thereupon......

In the first world, he was an arrogant and arrogant young master, and the other party was a poor and lowly bastard.

He humiliated him and gave him only shoes, and spoke love in his ear when the crowd was boiling.

System: Your mother xxxxx [beep-]

Lin Sui innocent: I am not following him as the Lord.

In the second world, he is the new top of the entertainment industry, and the other party is the silent movie emperor after the accident.

While laughing and suppressing him, he said that he deserved to come back, and kissed his scars at night, leaving resources to fly away afterwards.

System: [Beep -——]

Lin Sui Stall Hand: I am not enough to bow down?

In the third world, he is an S-class Alpha, and the other party is a mentally damaged former SSS Alpha.

He said with disdain that waste is also worthy of the battlefield, and when no one was there, he said that since you can't smell the pheromone, then I will do your omega, and I almost died for the other party.

System:......

Lin Sui smiled: Is it enough to die and then die?

Although he was finally hidden by the rich upstart Jinya, appropriated by the Three Golden Shadow Emperors, and completely marked by the Imperial Marshal, he was still happy.

The system wept bitterly: the big brother begged you, never teach you to do things again!

[Yandere x Possessive | Angst + Satisfaction | Two powerful bosses battling it out in full drama mode]

[System: Reminder to Host Yu Tang—The main gods in every world are extremely powerful and cannot be shaken!]

A CEO who controls the lifeblood of the economy:

“Heh, you really think you can escape the palm of my hand?”

Yu Tang:

“Oh, really? Stage IV stomach cancer. Guess I’ll be dying first.”

A war hero and star of the Federation:

“You’re nothing but my plaything. Be good, stay by my side!”

Yu Tang:

“Sorry, I have a severe heart condition. My bad.”

[System: shivering in fear.jpg]

[Double male protagonists + unlimited rules + escape live broadcast + cool story]

(Attack non-humans, scary monsters, enter with caution.)

Yin Xiu has lived in Rule Town for six years.

Normal players come in and follow the rules to clear dungeons, busying themselves to survive. Only Yin Xiu stays in the town every day, doesn't go out, doesn't clear dungeons, doesn't get involved with monsters, fishes and dries his nets every day, and even starts to retire.

The town's spooks had been watching him for six years, gnashing their teeth every day, trying to find sales targets, but they'd never found him. They watched him linger around them every day, yet they had no way to deal with this man who knew the rules by heart.

A few days later, it rained heavily in the town and a group of new people came. A mysterious man who was stuffed into Yin Xiu's house as a roommate solved that night what the town's monsters had been unable to solve in six years - dragging Yin Xiu into the rule copy.

That night, the town's ghosts gathered to celebrate: "Great! We finally got rid of that lazy old man!"

At the same time, the dungeon monsters began to wail: "Who dragged in the man who killed his way through the dungeon six years ago?! We had such a hard time getting him out back then!!!"

Yin Xiu was not interested after entering the dungeon. He looked around with his knife in hand: it was all the same, nothing new. He left, rushed through it, and went back to retire.

All the monsters in the copy breathed a sigh of relief and were just about to open the champagne at halftime when a row of twisted blood-red words suddenly appeared in front of Yin Xiu.

: Do you think I have any new ideas?

A sticky chill instantly descended upon the entire dungeon, and monsters and players all began to panic.

"It" came out.

——

It is common for max-level bosses to return to old dungeons to bully newbies.

Is it weird to retire after killing your way through a dungeon?

Cultivate your moral character and feed an evil god, so it's normal, right?

Why are you looking at me? My strategy is useless.

1v1 dominant-receptive, dual-cleansing!!! Within the world of the sweet and refreshing White Lotus system, there's a legend: Mo Zhiyang. Undefeated, he's become the idol of all White Lotuses. To improve their KPIs, they've decided to invite a mastermind to teach them live. Gazing at the students before him, Mo Zhiyang raised his delicate chin slightly: "Pay attention! White Lotuses have more than one form. Study hard!" The students nodded frantically, watching him plunge into the plane and begin pulling out their notes. FAQ 1: What if the movie star, Bai Yueguang, suddenly returns? See the textbook version: "Changliu, I'm fine. Go check on him." Mo Zhiyang lay in the hospital bed, his lips pale but a saintly smile on his face: "I love you, so I forgive you for leaving." Shen Changliu, looking at this fragile, beautiful person who loves him wholeheartedly, suddenly realized: "No, Yangyang, I love you!" FAQ 2: What if the deposed queen is reborn with a system? It was still dark before the little guard hurriedly tried to climb down from the dragon bed, but was grabbed by the waist: "Your Majesty, it's daybreak now. It will be bad if the Queen finds out!" "Then depose the Queen." The great emperor lazily held the man in his arms again and fell asleep peacefully. Common Question 3: What to do if a scheming bitch replaces Bai Lianhua and frames her to death? Poor pregnant Bai Lian: "Oh, I'm pregnant with your child!" Scumbag: "You're talking nonsense, I didn't touch you!" Old pervert Marshal: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is your aunt, call her aunt!"... The students said: He is indeed a big shot, but why is this...