[Double male protagonists + main attacker + quick wear + double strength and double purity + kill me if it’s not sweet]
[Calm and crazy humanoid iceberg beauty top vs. easily sliced bottom]
Xiao Ji, a god transformed from ten thousand years of ice, is in charge of laws and only abides by rules. He is unreasonable and unkind.
I never expected that the first time I went to the mortal world to do a mission was to gain the love of the mission target on behalf of the scumbag.
What's even more unreasonable is that the target of the mission is actually his lifelong enemy, Fenghuang, Yinnian, who never follows the rules.
There was no other way but to press the person down on the bed and rub him.
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暴躁金主:“说爱我!别逼老子揍你!”
The God of War Prince: "I will not seize the kingdom, I will only seize you."
Leng Han's roommate: "What's wrong with the dormitory? Can't you be a little gentler?"
Childhood alpha: "Even if you turn into a pile of shit, I'll still love you, okay?"
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The phoenix is born from fire, only to melt the ice.
The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.
Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.
Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?
Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.
Chen He: …
Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?
Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?
Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!
Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!
Chen He: Who…who are you?
Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!
Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!
[Yandere x Possessive | Angst + Satisfaction | Two powerful bosses battling it out in full drama mode]
[System: Reminder to Host Yu Tang—The main gods in every world are extremely powerful and cannot be shaken!]
A CEO who controls the lifeblood of the economy:
“Heh, you really think you can escape the palm of my hand?”
Yu Tang:
“Oh, really? Stage IV stomach cancer. Guess I’ll be dying first.”
A war hero and star of the Federation:
“You’re nothing but my plaything. Be good, stay by my side!”
Yu Tang:
“Sorry, I have a severe heart condition. My bad.”
[System: shivering in fear.jpg]
[Double Male Lead 1v1|Double Strong|Double Clean|Sweet Love|Main Attack]
Read the guide:
This is a sweet pet story. The protagonist will not blindly abuse the scumbag, is not a scumbag-abusing machine, and does not have mysterious self-confidence.
Book lovers who pursue excitement and love to abuse scumbags should read with caution.
The background of the small world is all fictional. The two protagonists travel through time at the same time. The wife's soul is not sliced, and her personality will be different in each life.
The protagonist's spirit is set as a demon spirit, with unstable values, bad personality, doing whatever he wants, and only loving his wife.
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*In the first life, his wife was the second male lead, a poison doctor who he could not love, and his boss was a cold-blooded killer who was extremely poisonous.
The first time being a killer Yi: Wife, look at me, look at me, I am seriously poisoned, please give me some milk.
Cen Jinshu: Ever since I met this killer, I have been taking pulses, preparing medicines, boiling medicines, and adjusting prescriptions every day... I can't see anything else except this "sickly" killer who is extremely poisonous.
*In his second life, his wife was a half-demon prince with the blood of a celestial fox, his boss was a state teacher who nearly died in the catastrophe of becoming a true immortal, and Si Mo Ling Yi was forced to pretend to be an immortal.
Si Yi: As long as I don’t speak, no one can break my magical filter.
Chu Xunzhou: You can talk, I don’t mind.
Si Yi: I mind...
*In the third life, his wife is a frustrated cannon fodder idol, and his boss is a bankrupt president with huge debts.
Si Yi: My wife is so miserable.
Tang Huan: This person is so pitiful.
The male protagonist Yu, who was eaten and taken away and almost lost his true love: Who is miserable? Say it again, who is miserable?
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Original title: "Quick Wear: When Your Wife is a Professional Villain"
Alias: "Quick Transmigration: The Villain Husband is the Real Boss"
Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.
Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.
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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.
But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?
[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]
Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.
Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:
[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”
“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]
Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.
Alternative Title:
The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse
Yun Che, a big shot in the doomsday, who even the militaries drooled upon, finally died in the hands of his beloved and family. After reincarnation, he wanted to live for his own!
Xing Feng, a rooting third military generation, didn’t lay his heart in the army at all. So when he turned to 20, he chose to leave the army and went into business. When the doomsday came, he accidentally met Yun Chen and started a new chapter of his life, meanwhile, his moral bottom line kept hitting a new low…
Life is always full of surprises. Su Bei has transmigrated, the thing is he has transmigrated into all kinds of worlds to captivate the male lead! When he finds that the first target is a villain, Su Bei still tries to comfort himself in his heart that the one in the next world would be better. But reality slaps him right in the face. So it turns out the next is always more villainous. Su Bei has taken the captivating-the-villainous-male-lead way down and could never turn back. But who could tell him why every villain he has to captivate is actually the damn same one??? When he is pinned down by the villain for the 108th time, Su Bei feels like weeping but has no tears, “Villain, please go easy on me!”
What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one!
This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion.
In any case, he can afford him!
With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass.
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Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…”
He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!
As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.
A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.
Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of terror. But as a result….
I treat you guys as evil spirits, but all of you want to hug my thigh?