Da Fei Band without Da Fei?

The biggest joke in the entertainment industry!

When the [Fictional Gift Pack] was released on the last day of the sign-in system, the gears of fate began to turn.

"The sign-in system is being untied. I wish the host a happy life."

It was not until the day when the system was untied that Da Fei officially returned to the entertainment industry.

"Help! The max-level big account returned to the novice village to bully people!"

[System + Invincible + Villain + Empress + No Mary Sue + Superbly Satisfying + Hilarious] Chen Xuan stumbled upon a stroke of luck, transmigrating to a fantasy world and becoming the divine son of an ancient holy land. After learning the plot, he discovered he was actually a villain, and a total simp! He showered the male and female leads with opportunities in various ways, even personally intervening, all to help the protagonists achieve their cultivation path. What kind of garbage plot is this?! I, Chen Xuan, am determined to defy fate! So he awakened the "Do-No System," ignoring everything else and just starting to do nothing. He could get rewards simply by doing nothing! What? The protagonist is going to show off and slap faces? I have to offer my face? What does that have to do with me? What? The plot is ruined, and the protagonist can't get the opportunities? That has nothing to do with me either. What? The protagonist's harem has changed their minds? That has even less to do with me. Wait, don't come looking for me! The haughty senior sister Liu Qingran: "I misunderstood you, junior brother. I am willing to repay you with my body." The succubus sisters: "We are willing to serve the divine son." The aloof master: "Xuan'er, come here."

After transmigrating, Luo Chuan became a casualty of the summoning class. The Holy City declared him a walking calamity, the world would perish because of him. They were right. His first summoning tore the sky apart, and a hundred-kilometer-long emerald dragon burst forth, its name Rayquaza. "What are you all babbling about? Go talk to my Rayquaza!" From that moment on, the world's atmosphere completely veered off course. A totem like the Serpent can protect a city? My Rayquaza soars through the stratosphere, its breath obliterating meteorites, and you call the Serpent a totem? The Old King's undead army can flood the earth? I summon Groudon with the Precipice Blade, and it cleaves the continents, and you tell me about the undead?

Book club: 757996634

Self-awakening, the first awakening summoning system, a strong family background, a great start, see how Li Feng climbs to the top in the world of all magic

The previous part is a bit poorly written, I hope everyone can read it patiently.

[System + High-level Martial Arts + No Female Lead + Group Portrait + Cultivation Stream + Entry]

Kong Xuan traveled through a foreign world invaded by all races and awakened a "peerless career system".

As long as you train students, you can receive life rewards and martial arts skills.

Just when Kong Xuan thought that this wave was stable and he could relax and relax, he drew a career direction and got a "security guard".

Looking at the eldest disciple in front of him who had the title of "Future Martial Emperor", Kong Xuan spoke earnestly.

"The security guards are not guarding ordinary gates, they are guarding the gates of homes, city gates, and even the national gates!"

The second disciple who possesses the "Divine Mind Domination" entry obtained the "Unlocking" skill.

Kong Xuan said seriously: "Unlocking is not limited to physical locks. Bottlenecks, genes, and even the boundaries of life and death can all be locks!"

…

Until all races come again and the mountains and rivers are shattered!

A tall and strong man stood in front of the national gate and killed the invading enemy with one punch, shocking the world!

"The teacher once said I was a security guard, so I am the security guard of the human race, protecting the safety of the human race!"

A thought from a peerless woman can annihilate all races and bring the dead back to life!

"My teacher once said I was a locksmith, so I will open locks for the human race. Life and death are also locks!"

Invincible + comeback + system + many beautiful women + cunning, Qin Shou, after his rebirth, obtains a love system. Dating him rewards him with various god-level skills such as [eloquent tongue], [super director], [invincible golden finger], and [invincible dragon spear], allowing him to become a great director, movie star, and investment genius...

I met a weird girl on a blind date. She brought 40 people to a big restaurant!

The meal cost more than 40,000 yuan...

Chen Hao felt a headache when he saw the bill...

Ding!

The infinite selection system was activated successfully! !

Option A: Pay the bill (no reward!)

Option B: Escape (reward 100 million!)

Chen Hao: "Waiter, bring me two Huazi..."

Three minutes later, Chen Hao carried two Huazi, humming a little song, and slipped out of the hotel through the back door

【Entertainment+Blind Man+School Beauty+Entertainment+Face Slap+10086】

My name is Chen An. I am a blind man. To be more precise, I am a blind man who endures the system's outrageous sign-in locations again and again in order to restore my sight.

But fortunately, there is a female Bodhisattva who has always been with me...

My name is Luo Shiyu, and I am a school beauty. I pushed a blind man down, and a sea of guilt overwhelmed me, so I decided that in order to compensate him, I would marry him.

However, this blind man's pledge of love seems a bit outrageous.

He sang at the intersection and his song "You Are My Eyes" made the whole Internet cry.

When participating in the Star of Tomorrow, Yang Mi got her entire face wet on the spot.

The poem "Blue and White Porcelain" was directly written into the textbook, ushering in a new era of national style trends.

One classic song after another made Chen An gradually ascend to the throne of the king of the country.

But he himself seemed a little unconvinced.

"Don't come over here. How can you team up to trick a blind man?"

My older brother ran away on my wedding day, leaving my family with no choice but to make me marry my sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law, please don't be offended, I'm not my brother.

And so, on the day of the wedding!

[Congratulations, host, on marrying your sister-in-law! This system is activated, and you are rewarded with a cultivation system that grants ten thousand times the power!]