Lin Tian transmigrated and inherited a candy shop next to an elementary school.

They are also sold online.

That day, a friend request popped up on my QQ account. After adding the friend, the other person immediately asked, "How much is rock sugar per gram?"

Thinking the other person had mistyped, Lin Tian replied directly with "8 mao!"

"Okay, I want one gram. How do we trade?"

"So little? Shipping not included!"

"..."

Once you get the first order, you get the second, and then countless orders follow!

Just as Lin Tian's rock candy sales were booming and he was fantasizing about getting rich by selling rock candy, a group of armed police broke down the door and pinned Lin Tian to the ground, saying that the big drug dealer Lin Tian had been arrested and that no other people were found at the scene!

After a moment of stunned silence, Lin Tian cried out, "Officer, I didn't sell drugs! I sold real rock candy!"

"Extraction Target: Jadeite Rough Stone, Containing 30 Grams of Glass-Type Imperial Green Jadeite." "Extraction Target: Authentic Blue and White Porcelain, Yuan Dynasty Blue and White Plum Vase with the Painting of Xiao He Chasing Han Xin Under the Moon." "Extraction Target: Ford-class Aircraft Carrier, the world's most advanced aircraft carrier, 337 meters in length... Design Drawings... Nuclear Power System Information..." Lu Fan obtained a system for extracting information from everything. Simply by scanning an object with his eyes, from a small screw to an aircraft carrier, he can extract any information about the scanned object, including but not limited to materials, craftsmanship, formula, core technology, design, size, quality, value, and so on. So, should I help the country fill its technology tree, or should I be a mediocre person, making money and enjoying life? I'm just a mediocre person! Without the small self, how can there be a big self? Of course, I'll start with making money and enjoying life! So, first...

Gu Chen, who traveled to a parallel world, was manipulated by a black-hearted entertainment company and forced to participate in variety shows with an unpopular character in order to serve as a stepping stone for the company's popular young idol.

Gu Chen said: "You must be joking. I'm a time traveler, how can I be bullied?"

Just when he was about to wave his hand and reject her handsomely, a sudden "ding" sound came from his mind.

[Ding, the black fan system has been linked. For every additional black fan, you will receive 10 yuan. For every 10,000 black fans you add, you will also receive a chance to enter a lucky draw.]

Gu Chen: But then again...making money is not shameful!

Without any hesitation, I signed the contract immediately!

So in the show——

All kinds of cheesy love talk, crazy narcissism, and talking nonsense when unhappy. Gu Chen, who has the system, goes crazy and mad in the show, completely crazy.

The other guests who were so upset that they couldn’t stand it but couldn’t retaliate because of their contracts said: We all go on the show with a script, why are you so happy?

When Yang Jian woke up, he found himself becoming Reba's husband.

Facing doubts from the entire internet, he "becomes stronger by doting on his wife."

Cooking for your wife will increase your cooking skills by +1, and accompanying your wife to exercise will increase your physique by +1.

The stars in Reba's eyes could no longer be hidden: "Husband, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about?"

Daxia Alliance,

In a game live broadcast room.

"Hmm? It's a rare mythology game. Let me take a look."

"The name of the prologue is Pangu Creates the Sky. The big guy holding the axe must be Pangu. He looks quite powerful!"

"Brothers, I understand. Our mission this time is to play the role of Pangu."

"What! I am one of the Three Thousand Demon Gods, and Pangu is the big boss?"

"Fuck, is the creator of this game a jerk? Three thousand demons fighting one Pangu, and all you need is hands! If you can still lose, I'll wash my hair while standing upside down."

"Wait a minute...something's wrong. There seems to be something wrong with this Pangu."

Looking at Pangu who killed demons one by one with his axe as easily as cutting melons and vegetables, the anchor was stunned and began to doubt his life.

PS: (Parallel Earth, fictional world for survival!)

Qin Ming travels to a parallel world and is selected to participate in CCTV's "Ordinary Professionals," where the contestant with the highest popularity will receive a prize of 100 million yuan.

However, Qin Ming's profession is a hardware store owner, and he has unlocked the all-powerful hardware store system. As long as he sells hardware, he can earn points. As long as he has enough points, the system can provide anything.

However, the tone of the live stream quickly went astray.

Does the boss have any super high strength rope?

Qin Ming: "Yes!"

Great Xia Military Industry Department: "Isn't this an aircraft carrier arresting cable?"

Does the boss have any car paint?

Qin Ming: "Yes!"

Daxia Military Industry Department: You've figured out the stealth fighter coating?

Does the boss have any high-precision bearings?

Qin Ming: "Yes!"

Daxia Military Industry Department: A bearing with nanometer-level precision and a rotation speed of tens of millions of revolutions—isn't that the precision of a rocket bearing?

...

The Chinese military industry department asked timidly: "Brother, do you have any fighter jet engines here?"

Qin Ming: "Is he in the hardware business?"

"yes"

"Then I have it!"

The Ministry of Defense is dumbfounded. Don't you sell hardware? How did you become an arms dealer?

After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was about to confess his feelings to his goddess, but he watched helplessly as she was snatched away by his rich classmate.

At this moment, he awakened the "Like father, like son" system.

[Ding! The system has detected that your father has received a 3,000 yuan reward. You are hereby awarded 30,000 yuan!]

[Ding! The system has detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun. You are hereby awarded the Grandmaster-level Wing Chun!]

[Ding! The system detected that your father made a game-winning shot in the school basketball game. You are rewarded with professional-level basketball skills!]

...

Huh?

Dad, please try a little harder! It's better to push yourself than to push the kids!

"Playing the fool? Enduring humiliation? Not a chance!"

Ye Xuan, who transmigrated into the body of the young master of an imperial clan in the upper realm, starts with the [Number One Bloodline in All Heavens] and is surrounded by [Nine Guardian Emperors].

I wanted to experience life in a low-key way, but alas—

The sects in the lower realms called him a "bastard"?

The saintly woman who broke off the engagement laughed at him as an "ant"?

The chosen one stole his opportunity?

Even stray dogs on the street dare to bare their teeth at him!

Ye Yunzhou traveled to a world where everyone could upgrade and everyone could have their own career.

There are various professions such as the Divine Dragon Lord, the Divine Feather Archer, the Sky-crossing Shield, and the Supreme Sword Saint, which are dazzling.

Ye Yunzhou went all-in and attacked all 10 points.

Unexpectedly, I activated my hidden profession and gained a hidden professional skill - Soul Eater.

Soul Eater: Every time you kill a target, you can increase your attack power and skill damage.

The world's number one tank: How come I can't even withstand one of his attacks? It's so frustrating!

The world's number one goddess: I must pursue him, he is my dream lover!

From the forest wolf in the novice copy to the Tyrannosaurus Rex that can cover the sky with one hand, Ye Yunzhou started his own invincible road.

When he meets a god, he will kill it; when he meets a ghost, he will slay it. Ye Yunzhou vowed to make the whole world bow down to his sword.

Hu Feng traveled to a parallel world, watched a rubbish martial arts movie, posted a bad review, and was subjected to crazy online violence.

[You piece of shit, do you dare to slander my brother?]

[I advise you to be a good person. After all, it was someone else's hard-earned film. What right do you have to slander them?]

[I think your parents and sister all look quite human, why don't you do human things? ]

Just when he was so angry that he was about to call the police, the system came.

[The host has been detected to be facing a large amount of abuse, slander, and personal attacks. The tireless system of taunting has been activated! ]

[The martial arts film "Swordsman" project has started! ]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the filming manual for the movie "Swordsman"]

[From now on, all comments, messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be turned into your startup capital, 10,000 per message, and the amount will be settled in three days!]

[From now on, all comments, voice messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be recorded by the system. If the movie reaches number one during its release, we will launch a counterattack! You can choose from 1,000 methods to counterattack, including deducting 100 yuan from the opponent, making them eat a green-headed fly, and making them pull their pants pockets!]

Hu Feng slapped his thigh and said, "Okay!"

He immediately started the live broadcast!

"This movie is shit! Come argue!"

"I'll stay online for seven days and fight you!"

"Whoever is a coward is a dog!"

One year later.

"Director Hu, stop arguing. No one is investing in our movie anymore!"

"It doesn't matter, I can spray it myself!"