Suspect: Mai Xiaoyu, a professional conman who has been posing as a talent scout to commit fraud for years. Cause of the incident: A dream and a girl. Illegal act: Infiltrating the entertainment industry. Consequences: The entertainment industry went from "The entertainment circle is truly chaotic" to "The entertainment circle is even more chaotic." Victims: Chopstick Brothers (Huang, Deng), F4 (Hu, Huo, Feng, Deng), the "Naked Sweetheart" group (Chen, Tang), the Five Cute Flowers (Yang, Liu, Shu, Zhao, Liu)... PS: Victims are listed in no particular order, and the list is continuously growing.

That year, Lu Yuan, who was crazy and poor, took a five-hour script and successfully invested one million yuan in a certain Bai Fumei…

At first, he just wanted to spend 800,000 to shoot and shoot casually, and then take away the remaining 200,000 back to his hometown on the eve of the movie. From then on, he honestly married his wife for a small business, and at the same time killed him and stopped coming to Hengdian. …

but……

The box office exploded…

Chen Minhao found himself transmigrated to a parallel world in China, and he even became an idol trainee. By virtue of his efforts in mastering his IQ, EQ, and his looks as his weapons, he became a celebrity with a huge fan base step by step, and ultimately became a global superstar that conquered the both the fields of acting and singing.

Cutting in line, jumping the queue, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams on, using ETC on the highway, parking in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space...

On the streets, such uncivilized and bad behavior is everywhere.

People say: "If you are patient, the sky will be wide open; if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!"

But Gu Yin thought: "If you endure it for a while, you will get breast hyperplasia, but if you take a step back, your spinal canal will be blocked!"

It's not easy for anyone in this society. Life and work are already stressful enough to make people breathless. Who doesn't try their best to earn a few dollars?

You want me to drive a car and swallow my anger?

No way!

In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche worth millions or a Rolls-Royce worth tens of millions, as long as you cut in line, never brake!"

Not convinced?

Go for insurance!

You think I'm giving you 3,000-4,000 yuan per year for full insurance?

(Harem, Purple Dream) "Friend, you're so handsome, you're stealing the show." "I'm just an extra, I'm handsome... Is it my fault that I'm stealing the show?" "Brother, why are your crying scenes so natural?" "Innocent young men who haven't experienced the blessing of 996 won't understand... This is called emotional acting, you know it and you don't know it." "Senior, why are you not interested in love themes?" "Watch love stories? Then why not watch two-dimensional paper people? Isn't the original intention of men filming to transform?" The director nodded silently and stood up, patting Sakakibara Kaede on the shoulder, "You will be the leading actor, and you can name the female lead, Sakurajima Mai, Higuchi Madoka, or Ichinose Chizuru?"

[Memes + Funny + Various Ways to Fight Marriage Pressure + Lao Liu] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Marriage Pressure." Due to the dramatic decline in marriage rates in recent years, Mango TV created the live broadcast "Four Generations of Marriage Observation" to help everyone appreciate the beauty of marriage. One family each from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s was selected for observation. Lin Hao, a single man born in the 2000s, served as the control group. "Marriage is too extreme; being single keeps me safe." "Being single is good; I can be with whoever I want." "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings; without them, I will enjoy my own happiness." ... Mom: If you don't get married, I won't be able to sleep at night. Lin Hao: How about taking a night shift? Mom: I love children. You can have a child without getting married. Lin Hao: I can find you a nanny job. Relatives: You should do what you should do at your age. You should get married when you're old enough to die. Lin Hao: Do ​​I have to die when I'm old enough to die? While everyone else is struggling to make ends meet, Lin Hao is enjoying life to the fullest, playing games, fishing, and sleeping in. He was supposed to be a negative example and went crazy. The audience cried with envy: This is the life we ​​dream of!

【Chinese Entertainment + Multiple Female Leads + Director's Text + No System】

I've lived my life over again, only to discover I was once so close to my dream... In this way, all the regrets and missed opportunities I once had will no longer exist.

Mo Ran has steadily and steadily built a kingdom for himself in the world film industry.

The wonderful full-length urban novel "The Bloom of Korean Wave" is free to read by comedian Youzi: A big boss mixes in the entertainment industry and becomes a top singer. A successful man will always attract bees and butterflies; he makes people laugh and cry on the show and becomes a big trend in the entertainment industry. A humorous man will always make people laugh. PS1: 10 years ago, it was just the singer and the relationship with the heroine. 10 years later, RM started and wrote more variety shows. PS2: If you like it, just read it. If you like it a little, pick it and read it. If you don’t like it, just read other great gods. PS3: The previous introduction was not used for a long time, and now it’s time to change it so that everyone can read it.