Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.
In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.
Wow!
In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.
Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"
The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?
Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:
"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"
After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."
The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?
Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:
"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"
The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."
Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!
In the interstellar era, Yang Bo discovered that he could randomly obtain abilities from the objects he killed!
Kill a goldfish and swim +1!
Kill a bat, sonic positioning +1!
Kill a mouse, dynamic vision +1!
[Entertainment Circle/Poisonous Tongue/Side Job Live Broadcast/Unit Story]
Feng Yin, a poisonous tongue fast-traveling boss, travels with the wish book of retiring early and opening a nursing home for beauties, and becomes a "contribution-type cannon fodder" who is offline at the beginning.
A debt of 100 million at the beginning? It doesn't matter, carry cement and live broadcast to gain popularity.
Disliked by the whole network? It doesn't matter, there are 360 down-to-earth side jobs, and money and popularity are in your hands. Who cares if you hate or dislike it.
Facing the black fans who speak wildly, Feng Yin is even more ruthless.
"Don't say I scold you in person, if you can't hear clearly, I can still carve it on the monument for you!"
"If you are crazy, go crazy, the sky will not fall! The quality is unknown, and you will be stronger when you meet the strong."
"Sister is born with pride, how can I admit defeat! Give me money, in fact, there is room for negotiation on this matter."
Since then, Feng Yin has surpassed the original book heroine, and has been on the hot search:
#Feng Yin carries corpses in the funeral home, and the corpse is terrified to resurrect#
#Feng Yin paper craftsman, it is so real# #Why did
Feng Yin unlock the door and enter the palace three times#
#Shock! Feng Yin sells it on the street#
…
When Feng Yin used a strange side job to pay off her debts and prepare to retire, a 25-year-old movie star with 23 years of work experience stopped her.
"Look at me, do I meet your recruitment standards?"
Feng Yin blinked, took the black card and said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about whether you meet the standards."
[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]
Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.
Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.
From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.
On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.
On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.
Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"
On that day, the world was shocked!
The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!
[Crazy + Villainess + Supporting Character Strikes Back + Everyone Regrets Profoundly + No CP]
After a tragic death, Nascent Soul True Monarch Song Wanning realized she was just a wicked supporting character!
Her childhood sweetheart of a hundred years, influenced by the "transmigrated" female protagonist (her disciple), forced her into demonic cultivation.
Her most beloved senior disciple, the "male protagonist," personally ground her bones to dust.
Finally, they even colluded to slaughter her entire family.
Given a second chance, the Three Lives Mirror told her that to survive, she had to thoroughly whitewash herself and earn the goodwill of the male and female protagonists.
Song Wanning smiled gently.
Whitewash?
What sense does it make for a wicked supporting character to whitewash herself?
A wicked supporting character who knows the plot—how is that any different from a wolf entering a sheepfold?
* The Medicine King Sect's inheritance is only for the female protagonist, not for her?
Song Wanning directly scattered the inheritance's divine sense, and as for his Medicine King Sect...
[Playing with memes + abstract + crazy writing + relaxed daily life + invincible + no official CP, just random stuff]
Jiang Miao: Let go of the desire to help others and laugh at the fate of others.
But then again, as long as the money is in place, I can help you stab your destiny!
Jiang Miao cheated on three gods, fled to the mortal world after the crime was exposed, and pretended to be the daughter of Xuanyuan Hou Mansion but lost her memory.
The Marquis's Mansion fell into such decline that it was almost stripped of its title. It was she who secretly performed rituals to change its fortunes and revive the Mansion.
As a result, as soon as the real daughter came back, she was kicked out of the marquis's mansion and left with nothing.
The whole capital was laughing at Jiang Miao.
Looking at the black fog covering the Marquis' Mansion, she smiled crookedly: You are too happy too early!
After she stopped being a rich lady, Jiang Miao's life became insane.
She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and digs up ancestral graves; she beats people, quarrels with them, and deceives the emperor. The whole capital is going crazy with her!
As the saying goes, if I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash. The children of the powerful and wealthy compete to be my younger brothers.
By the time the Jiang family, who were in dire straits and had come to their senses, begged her to return home, she had become everyone's darling in the capital.
The Xuanyuanhou family finally understood that without Jiang Miao they were nothing.
The Marquis and his entire family hanged themselves to force Jiang Miao to return home.
Jiang Miao smiled and kicked over the stool under their feet: As long as I have no morals, morality cannot hold me hostage.
She was too happy too soon, the gods were chasing her with swords in hand...
One day, three gods stopped her with stern faces: Choose one, or you will die together!
Jiang•滚刀肉•苗: Love is too tiring, let’s become sworn brothers.
Note: The heroine loves to make money, please do not enter if you don’t like it.
After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."
"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.
"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"
"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"
"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"
"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"
Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.
"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"
"Now it seems that my original choice was right."
Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.
The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.
Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.
Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"
While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.
That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!
You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?
She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...
The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.
Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.
He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.
The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!
Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.
The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!
**
The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.
One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.
The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.
Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?
Konoe: ???
**
Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.
Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.
Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?
Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."
Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".
Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!
Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.
When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!
Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!
Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!
After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.
Netizens were stunned!
Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...
Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!
Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…
Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!
Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?
Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?
I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.
Netizens can no longer sit still!
"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"
"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"
Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...
[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]