No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.

I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.

Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!

Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!

The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!

Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!

Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.

Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!

After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.

The onlookers who were watching the show: ???

[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]

[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]

【Is this the outlaw? 】

Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.

One day, Gu Chen stood in court!

"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"

What should I do after traveling through time?

Chu Chi held his head and thought for a long time. The zombie's brain was newly grown, so he had to use it carefully. When he was undecided, he would sleep first.

After Lin Youan woke up, he immediately took his sister and fled the wolf's den, and found a stepmother for himself on the way.

"You said you are my son?"

"Um."

"How old am I?"

"eighteen?"

"How old are you?"

"Eight years old."

"I've read a lot, don't lie to me! Can I get pregnant and have a baby at the age of ten?"

“………”

"You are my stepmother, and this is your biological daughter!"

After saying that, the ragged little kid took out an even smaller kid.

Staring at the tattered swaddling clothes, Chu Chi looked at his own large body and felt a little unsure.

Maybe, this is really my cub?

As I said, zombies' brains are newly grown, so we must use them with care! If something is unfathomable, it must be true!

So, Chu Chi, who was delighted to be a stepmother, played happily with the two little kids. But who could tell the zombies who this beautiful girl who jumped out and tried to snatch the little kids was to me?

(Double purity, double purity, double purity! CP Dai Xiaoqi vs Shen Xiaowu, the fate of past and present life, thank you.)

"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"

"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"

......

"Child, go out and gain experience!"

Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.

This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!

......

"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"

"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"

"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"

“.........”

Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!

But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!

So he began to walk on the road to death!

Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!

The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!

A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!

A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!

What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!

What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?

The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!

Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?

What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!

Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world and originally planned to make a fortune by copying songs, novels, and movies.

However, he unexpectedly awakened the public welfare superstar system, and all the money he earned from copying songs would be donated to poor mountainous areas.

So, on the night that Jiang Feng won the Golden Melody Award, he was seen taking the subway to receive the award.

On the day he became the youngest actor to win the Best Actor award, he was photographed eating instant noodles and couldn't afford to add egg.

After participating in a hit variety show, he was discovered living in an old and dilapidated rental house in an urban village and using a mobile phone for the elderly.

Even when you go out to eat steak, you have to use scallops!

So, many people said that Jiang Feng was putting on a show.

But when all the Hope Primary Schools donated by Jiang Feng were exposed, the whole network was moved to tears.

It turns out that we all misunderstood him?

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

[No Cultivation] + [No System] + [Campus] + [Business to Make Money] In his previous life, he followed the rules of studying, dating, and finding a job. But now, at nearly 40, he still couldn't afford a car or a house, let alone marriage. Those things were more like luxuries, too expensive to consume. Reborn, Xu Cheng decided to change his lifestyle. Since the righteous path of cultivation was too slow, he decided to turn to the unorthodox path. Part-time jobs were out of the question; he only wanted financial freedom. As for love? That was too illusive; studying foot massage was more practical. First, I'll get into a 985 university, and then... Principal: What's with all the talk of repaying a favor? If you get into trouble in the future, just don't say you graduated from our school.