[Playing with memes + abstract + crazy writing + relaxed daily life + invincible + no official CP, just random stuff]

Jiang Miao: Let go of the desire to help others and laugh at the fate of others.

But then again, as long as the money is in place, I can help you stab your destiny!

Jiang Miao cheated on three gods, fled to the mortal world after the crime was exposed, and pretended to be the daughter of Xuanyuan Hou Mansion but lost her memory.

The Marquis's Mansion fell into such decline that it was almost stripped of its title. It was she who secretly performed rituals to change its fortunes and revive the Mansion.

As a result, as soon as the real daughter came back, she was kicked out of the marquis's mansion and left with nothing.

The whole capital was laughing at Jiang Miao.

Looking at the black fog covering the Marquis' Mansion, she smiled crookedly: You are too happy too early!

After she stopped being a rich lady, Jiang Miao's life became insane.

She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and digs up ancestral graves; she beats people, quarrels with them, and deceives the emperor. The whole capital is going crazy with her!

As the saying goes, if I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash. The children of the powerful and wealthy compete to be my younger brothers.

By the time the Jiang family, who were in dire straits and had come to their senses, begged her to return home, she had become everyone's darling in the capital.

The Xuanyuanhou family finally understood that without Jiang Miao they were nothing.

The Marquis and his entire family hanged themselves to force Jiang Miao to return home.

Jiang Miao smiled and kicked over the stool under their feet: As long as I have no morals, morality cannot hold me hostage.

She was too happy too soon, the gods were chasing her with swords in hand...

One day, three gods stopped her with stern faces: Choose one, or you will die together!

Jiang•滚刀肉•苗: Love is too tiring, let’s become sworn brothers.

Note: The heroine loves to make money, please do not enter if you don’t like it.

Even extreme good fortune can be struck by lightning?

Misfortune struck, and Jinli transmigrated into the body of a passerby who died young in a book.

For the sake of her life, she had to work in the entertainment industry during the day, go live to study the "Five-Three" exam at night, and rush to the Taoist temple to burn incense early in the morning!

As she continued working, she transformed herself into the sweetest girl in history.

As she kept going, she went from having only a junior high school diploma to being accepted into Tsinghua and Peking Universities.

As she continued her journey, she boosted the tourism economy along the route leading to the Taoist temple.

Who says a pretty face can't rise to fame? She's determined to become the number one "Queen of the Page"!

#Mystery can't change bad luck, spending money can't change fate, Jinli is still a lucky charm

#She's so sweet, I love her so much

#Who says girl groups don't have real sisters!

[Sweet girl vs. nerdy guy, a victory for the looks-obsessed (σ≧A≦)σ Older woman/younger man relationship]

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.

Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.

Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"

While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.

That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!

You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?

She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...

The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.

Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.

He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.

The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!

Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.

The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!

**

The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.

One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.

The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.

Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?

Konoe: ???

**

Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.

Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.

Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?

Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."

Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".

Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!

Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.

When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!

Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!

Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!

After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.

Netizens were stunned!

Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...

Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!

Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…

Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!

Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?

Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?

I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.

Netizens can no longer sit still!

"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"

"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"

Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...

[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!

But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!

So he began to walk on the road to death!

Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!

The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!

A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!

A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!

What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!

What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?

The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!

Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?

What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!

On the day her mother died, Sui Sui called her father and uncle. Her father didn't want her, and her uncle told her to die.

Just then, a passing tycoon took her home and raised her as his daughter.

I thought I was going to be a pitiful little thing, but on the day I returned to the He family, my grandmother waved her hand and said that all the luxury goods in the city were gathered at the He family's house, and I could choose whatever I wanted.

The richest father: Now that you're my daughter, if anyone dares to bully you, just beat them up!

Stingy uncle: Sweetie, I'll give you all the money I earn.

Domineering older brother: My sister is the best in the world!

Little Sui Sui reciprocated by chatting with Hua and finding the mole in her father's company; she inquired with Cao and found out that her disabled uncle's leg had been healed; she chatted with Da Shu and caught the murderer; and she talked with Bai Cai and discovered that her strict and old-fashioned grandfather was henpecked.

I spend my days gossiping, scorning the scumbags, planting flowers and grass—life is pretty good.

Later, the scumbag father learned the truth and came to claim him as his relative.

He Huaichuan: You want to steal my daughter? You're asking for it!

Sui Sui didn't even glance at her scumbag father, throwing herself into He Huaichuan's arms.

She already has a dad!

[Refreshing story + Transmigration + No romance + Silly + System + Empress + Beloved by the Group + Domination in a Chaotic World + Infrastructure Building + Farming]

Shi Xiaojiu, a little zombie king from the apocalypse, opened her eyes to find herself the unexpected village chief of Taoyuan Village. With a system in her mind constantly monitoring her to become a qualified village chief, Xiaojiu diligently worked hard to complete tasks and earn points as rewards.

Until one day, enemy troops attacked and the village was destroyed.

Little Wine is furious!!!

What bullshit is this "a gentleman's revenge is never too late"? I'll take my revenge from morning till night.

Why reason when violence can solve everything?

From then on, he led the villagers down a path of no return, constantly robbing and stealing.

System: Please strive to become a qualified village chief.

Xiaojiu: Okay, I'm working on it.

System: Something seems off.

Xiao Jiu: What's wrong? The villagers are well-fed and clothed, and skilled in both literature and martial arts.

System: What's right? I'm telling you to be a qualified village chief, leading the villagers to prosperity, not leading them to rob.

Xiao Jiu: I didn't steal it, don't talk nonsense, it was given to us voluntarily by others.

...

Until one day, her true identity was revealed, and Xiao Jiu looked at the bunch of good-for-nothings in the imperial city.

We are all descendants of the emperor. If princes can fight for the throne, why can't we?

Xiao Jiu: System, being a village chief is too narrow-minded. I want to be an empress.

System: Understood, I'll upgrade immediately.