[Playing with memes + abstract + crazy writing + relaxed daily life + invincible + no official CP, just random stuff]
Jiang Miao: Let go of the desire to help others and laugh at the fate of others.
But then again, as long as the money is in place, I can help you stab your destiny!
Jiang Miao cheated on three gods, fled to the mortal world after the crime was exposed, and pretended to be the daughter of Xuanyuan Hou Mansion but lost her memory.
The Marquis's Mansion fell into such decline that it was almost stripped of its title. It was she who secretly performed rituals to change its fortunes and revive the Mansion.
As a result, as soon as the real daughter came back, she was kicked out of the marquis's mansion and left with nothing.
The whole capital was laughing at Jiang Miao.
Looking at the black fog covering the Marquis' Mansion, she smiled crookedly: You are too happy too early!
After she stopped being a rich lady, Jiang Miao's life became insane.
She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and digs up ancestral graves; she beats people, quarrels with them, and deceives the emperor. The whole capital is going crazy with her!
As the saying goes, if I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash. The children of the powerful and wealthy compete to be my younger brothers.
By the time the Jiang family, who were in dire straits and had come to their senses, begged her to return home, she had become everyone's darling in the capital.
The Xuanyuanhou family finally understood that without Jiang Miao they were nothing.
The Marquis and his entire family hanged themselves to force Jiang Miao to return home.
Jiang Miao smiled and kicked over the stool under their feet: As long as I have no morals, morality cannot hold me hostage.
She was too happy too soon, the gods were chasing her with swords in hand...
One day, three gods stopped her with stern faces: Choose one, or you will die together!
Jiang•滚刀肉•苗: Love is too tiring, let’s become sworn brothers.
Note: The heroine loves to make money, please do not enter if you don’t like it.
[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]
Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".
The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?
Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…
Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?
Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!
The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.
Tyrant: Monster! Die!
Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?
The next second, their souls exchanged.
Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!
Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.
Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!
So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.
Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!
Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?
Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!
The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!
He can hear her inner voice, okay?!
Famous scene 1
"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"
The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.
[Crazy + Villainess + Supporting Character Strikes Back + Everyone Regrets Profoundly + No CP]
After a tragic death, Nascent Soul True Monarch Song Wanning realized she was just a wicked supporting character!
Her childhood sweetheart of a hundred years, influenced by the "transmigrated" female protagonist (her disciple), forced her into demonic cultivation.
Her most beloved senior disciple, the "male protagonist," personally ground her bones to dust.
Finally, they even colluded to slaughter her entire family.
Given a second chance, the Three Lives Mirror told her that to survive, she had to thoroughly whitewash herself and earn the goodwill of the male and female protagonists.
Song Wanning smiled gently.
Whitewash?
What sense does it make for a wicked supporting character to whitewash herself?
A wicked supporting character who knows the plot—how is that any different from a wolf entering a sheepfold?
* The Medicine King Sect's inheritance is only for the female protagonist, not for her?
Song Wanning directly scattered the inheritance's divine sense, and as for his Medicine King Sect...
[No Cultivation] + [No System] + [Campus] + [Business to Make Money] In his previous life, he followed the rules of studying, dating, and finding a job. But now, at nearly 40, he still couldn't afford a car or a house, let alone marriage. Those things were more like luxuries, too expensive to consume. Reborn, Xu Cheng decided to change his lifestyle. Since the righteous path of cultivation was too slow, he decided to turn to the unorthodox path. Part-time jobs were out of the question; he only wanted financial freedom. As for love? That was too illusive; studying foot massage was more practical. First, I'll get into a 985 university, and then... Principal: What's with all the talk of repaying a favor? If you get into trouble in the future, just don't say you graduated from our school.
[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]
A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.
[Ding, valuable item detected...]
Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.
A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .
[Ding, valuable item detected...]
Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.
A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .
[Ding, valuable item detected...]
Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."
She...
Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".
Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!
Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.
When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!
Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!
Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!
After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.
Netizens were stunned!
Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...
Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!
Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…
Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!
Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?
Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?
I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.
Netizens can no longer sit still!
"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"
"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"
Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...
[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]
[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]
Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.
I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.
Netizens——
[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]
【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】
[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]
…
After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.
Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!
"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."
"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"
"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!
In the interstellar era, Yang Bo discovered that he could randomly obtain abilities from the objects he killed!
Kill a goldfish and swim +1!
Kill a bat, sonic positioning +1!
Kill a mouse, dynamic vision +1!
"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"
"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"
"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"
Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.
From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...