In the interstellar era, Yang Bo discovered that he could randomly obtain abilities from the objects he killed!

Kill a goldfish and swim +1!

Kill a bat, sonic positioning +1!

Kill a mouse, dynamic vision +1!

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".

Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!

Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.

When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!

Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!

Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!

After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.

Netizens were stunned!

Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...

Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!

Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…

Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!

Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?

Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?

I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.

Netizens can no longer sit still!

"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"

"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"

Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...

[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!

But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!

So he began to walk on the road to death!

Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!

The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!

A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!

A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!

What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!

What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?

The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!

Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?

What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world and originally planned to make a fortune by copying songs, novels, and movies.

However, he unexpectedly awakened the public welfare superstar system, and all the money he earned from copying songs would be donated to poor mountainous areas.

So, on the night that Jiang Feng won the Golden Melody Award, he was seen taking the subway to receive the award.

On the day he became the youngest actor to win the Best Actor award, he was photographed eating instant noodles and couldn't afford to add egg.

After participating in a hit variety show, he was discovered living in an old and dilapidated rental house in an urban village and using a mobile phone for the elderly.

Even when you go out to eat steak, you have to use scallops!

So, many people said that Jiang Feng was putting on a show.

But when all the Hope Primary Schools donated by Jiang Feng were exposed, the whole network was moved to tears.

It turns out that we all misunderstood him?

"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"

"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"

......

"Child, go out and gain experience!"

Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.

This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!

......

"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"

"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"

"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"

“.........”

Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?