【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

[Entertainment Circle/Poisonous Tongue/Side Job Live Broadcast/Unit Story]

Feng Yin, a poisonous tongue fast-traveling boss, travels with the wish book of retiring early and opening a nursing home for beauties, and becomes a "contribution-type cannon fodder" who is offline at the beginning.

A debt of 100 million at the beginning? It doesn't matter, carry cement and live broadcast to gain popularity.

Disliked by the whole network? It doesn't matter, there are 360 down-to-earth side jobs, and money and popularity are in your hands. Who cares if you hate or dislike it.

Facing the black fans who speak wildly, Feng Yin is even more ruthless.

"Don't say I scold you in person, if you can't hear clearly, I can still carve it on the monument for you!"

"If you are crazy, go crazy, the sky will not fall! The quality is unknown, and you will be stronger when you meet the strong."

"Sister is born with pride, how can I admit defeat! Give me money, in fact, there is room for negotiation on this matter."

Since then, Feng Yin has surpassed the original book heroine, and has been on the hot search:

#Feng Yin carries corpses in the funeral home, and the corpse is terrified to resurrect#

#Feng Yin paper craftsman, it is so real# #Why did

Feng Yin unlock the door and enter the palace three times#

#Shock! Feng Yin sells it on the street#

…

When Feng Yin used a strange side job to pay off her debts and prepare to retire, a 25-year-old movie star with 23 years of work experience stopped her.

"Look at me, do I meet your recruitment standards?"

Feng Yin blinked, took the black card and said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about whether you meet the standards."

"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"

"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"

......

"Child, go out and gain experience!"

Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.

This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!

......

"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"

"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"

"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"

“.........”

Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?

Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.

In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.

Wow!

In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.

Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"

The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?

Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:

"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"

After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."

The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?

Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:

"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"

The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."

Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!

[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

What should I do after traveling through time?

Chu Chi held his head and thought for a long time. The zombie's brain was newly grown, so he had to use it carefully. When he was undecided, he would sleep first.

After Lin Youan woke up, he immediately took his sister and fled the wolf's den, and found a stepmother for himself on the way.

"You said you are my son?"

"Um."

"How old am I?"

"eighteen?"

"How old are you?"

"Eight years old."

"I've read a lot, don't lie to me! Can I get pregnant and have a baby at the age of ten?"

“………”

"You are my stepmother, and this is your biological daughter!"

After saying that, the ragged little kid took out an even smaller kid.

Staring at the tattered swaddling clothes, Chu Chi looked at his own large body and felt a little unsure.

Maybe, this is really my cub?

As I said, zombies' brains are newly grown, so we must use them with care! If something is unfathomable, it must be true!

So, Chu Chi, who was delighted to be a stepmother, played happily with the two little kids. But who could tell the zombies who this beautiful girl who jumped out and tried to snatch the little kids was to me?

(Double purity, double purity, double purity! CP Dai Xiaoqi vs Shen Xiaowu, the fate of past and present life, thank you.)

The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.

Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.

Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"

While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.

That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!

You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?

She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...

[Pampered by the group + Satisfying read + A villainous character who is drastically altered into a male mother + A villainous father who is coaxed into a charming smile + A female supporting character with a system]

Wenruan is a vicious villain who dreams of ruling the world.

Good news: I've transmigrated into the body of the villain Qin Jiuzhou's biological daughter, who is three and a half years old.

Bad news: I've transmigrated into a side story. The incredibly powerful and cunning villain is missing something; all he has left is his cunning and dampness.

Undeterred, she sought to revive her former glory. Facing Qin Jiuzhou, she spoke seductively: "Do you want the female lead? Do you want to unify the world? Cooperate with me, and you will reclaim everything that belongs to you."

Qin Jiuzhou remained silent, only holding the feather duster and sneering.

——

Qin Jiuzhou was known for his madness and killing spree, earning him the reputation of being tyrannical and ruthless, a sentiment he shared.

But after Wen Ruan appeared, shouting "Unify the world and destroy the world," and offered him advice...

The world didn't really wrong him that much.

The infamous King Yama, feared by all, was teaching his daughter to be kind and compassionate late at night, holding a book in his hand.

But somehow, he ended up being taught a lesson by the other party, and even when he wanted to go crazy, he could only do so when his father was sleeping.

He was even willingly coaxed into pouting, unable to bear seeing Wenru suffer the slightest grievance.

Wenru was called a bastard, so he went to his door with a sword.

As Wenruan went to school, he asked sharply, "Everyone else has a tutor, why doesn't my Ruanruan?"

Wen Ruan secretly became the "Crown Princess" of Beijing's elite circles, gathering a group of followers, and he...

Tired? Let's rebel!

——

The entire court discovered that the once ruthless and cunning King of Qin had changed—

I've stopped drinking and started taking care of the kids.

He's stopped fawning over his sweetheart and started being a doting father to his daughter.

The scariest thing is... he's really going to rebel!

[Forced to work, resentful male mother, villainous father]

The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.

Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.

He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.

The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!

Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.

The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!

**

The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.

One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.

The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.

Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?

Konoe: ???

**

Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.

Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.

Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?

Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."