Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.
In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.
Wow!
In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.
Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"
The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?
Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:
"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"
After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."
The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?
Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:
"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"
The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."
Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!
[No Cultivation] + [No System] + [Campus] + [Business to Make Money] In his previous life, he followed the rules of studying, dating, and finding a job. But now, at nearly 40, he still couldn't afford a car or a house, let alone marriage. Those things were more like luxuries, too expensive to consume. Reborn, Xu Cheng decided to change his lifestyle. Since the righteous path of cultivation was too slow, he decided to turn to the unorthodox path. Part-time jobs were out of the question; he only wanted financial freedom. As for love? That was too illusive; studying foot massage was more practical. First, I'll get into a 985 university, and then... Principal: What's with all the talk of repaying a favor? If you get into trouble in the future, just don't say you graduated from our school.
Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world and originally planned to make a fortune by copying songs, novels, and movies.
However, he unexpectedly awakened the public welfare superstar system, and all the money he earned from copying songs would be donated to poor mountainous areas.
So, on the night that Jiang Feng won the Golden Melody Award, he was seen taking the subway to receive the award.
On the day he became the youngest actor to win the Best Actor award, he was photographed eating instant noodles and couldn't afford to add egg.
After participating in a hit variety show, he was discovered living in an old and dilapidated rental house in an urban village and using a mobile phone for the elderly.
Even when you go out to eat steak, you have to use scallops!
So, many people said that Jiang Feng was putting on a show.
But when all the Hope Primary Schools donated by Jiang Feng were exposed, the whole network was moved to tears.
It turns out that we all misunderstood him?
"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"
"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"
......
"Child, go out and gain experience!"
Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.
This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!
......
"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"
"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"
"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"
“.........”
Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?
Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!
But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!
So he began to walk on the road to death!
Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!
The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!
A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!
A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!
What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!
What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?
The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!
Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?
What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!
[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]
Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".
The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?
Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…
Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?
Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!
The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.
Tyrant: Monster! Die!
Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?
The next second, their souls exchanged.
Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!
Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.
Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!
So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.
Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!
Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?
Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!
The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!
He can hear her inner voice, okay?!
Famous scene 1
"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"
The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.
After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.
I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.
Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!
Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!
The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!
Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!
Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.
Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!
After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.
The onlookers who were watching the show: ???
[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]
[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]
【Is this the outlaw? 】
Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.
One day, Gu Chen stood in court!
"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"
The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.
Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.
Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"
While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.
That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!
You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?
She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...
[Entertainment Circle/Poisonous Tongue/Side Job Live Broadcast/Unit Story]
Feng Yin, a poisonous tongue fast-traveling boss, travels with the wish book of retiring early and opening a nursing home for beauties, and becomes a "contribution-type cannon fodder" who is offline at the beginning.
A debt of 100 million at the beginning? It doesn't matter, carry cement and live broadcast to gain popularity.
Disliked by the whole network? It doesn't matter, there are 360 down-to-earth side jobs, and money and popularity are in your hands. Who cares if you hate or dislike it.
Facing the black fans who speak wildly, Feng Yin is even more ruthless.
"Don't say I scold you in person, if you can't hear clearly, I can still carve it on the monument for you!"
"If you are crazy, go crazy, the sky will not fall! The quality is unknown, and you will be stronger when you meet the strong."
"Sister is born with pride, how can I admit defeat! Give me money, in fact, there is room for negotiation on this matter."
Since then, Feng Yin has surpassed the original book heroine, and has been on the hot search:
#Feng Yin carries corpses in the funeral home, and the corpse is terrified to resurrect#
#Feng Yin paper craftsman, it is so real# #Why did
Feng Yin unlock the door and enter the palace three times#
#Shock! Feng Yin sells it on the street#
…
When Feng Yin used a strange side job to pay off her debts and prepare to retire, a 25-year-old movie star with 23 years of work experience stopped her.
"Look at me, do I meet your recruitment standards?"
Feng Yin blinked, took the black card and said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about whether you meet the standards."
After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."
"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.
"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"
"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"
"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"
"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"
Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.
"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"
"Now it seems that my original choice was right."
Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.