(A sweet and adorable story with a touch of fantasy.)

After saving three thousand worlds, the Empress thought she was finished, but unexpectedly, a wisp of her divine soul was reincarnated into a mentally challenged child in the late 1960s. The child's family was very poor and life was miserable; her father was lame, her mother half-blind, and she had two older brothers, grandparents, uncles, and aunts—a large family with a poverty index of -100. But no worries, because Su Youqing was once the Empress; her divine sense was enough for her to sweep across the world. Where to find ginseng, the herb of immortality, lingzhi, polygonatum, he shou wu, snow lotus, cordyceps—these precious things were all told to her by the demons who were forbidden to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China—all for the purpose of getting rich and saving her family.

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

[Martial arts + dad + cute baby + daily life + invincible + time travel + no system]

Li Qingyun traveled to a world full of martial virtues, but unfortunately, his aptitude for martial arts was average, so he could only run a small martial arts school and depend on his terminally ill daughter for support.

He thought that the rest of his life would be like that, but he unexpectedly discovered that all the boasts his daughter had made could actually come true for him.

Daughter: "My father's swordsmanship is the best in the world."

He really became the best swordsman in the world.

Daughter: "My dad's Qinggong is very high, as high as several stories."

He really possessed the ability to jump as high as several stories.

Daughter: "My father has great inner strength."

His internal strength suddenly increased by sixty years out of thin air.

Daughter: "My dad dares to eat shit..."

Well... forget it.

With his daughter's constant flattery, Li Qingyun's martial arts skills improved by leaps and bounds, and he eventually became the world's number one martial arts master.

Li Qingyun: "I was able to become a martial arts master thanks to my hard work... and my daughter's praise. My daughter's praise is the driving force behind my progress."

【Metaphysics + Entertainment + Variety Show + Live Broadcast + Barrage】

The witch Ningning traveled to the modern society. Her original identity was a fake rich girl who had just been discovered and expelled from a wealthy family. She was experiencing cyberbullying and was boycotted by the entire network.

Agent: You piece of trash, either die or get sold, your choice!

Ningning: You’re going to be hit by a car.

Ten minutes later, the agent was in a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.

Nurse: I know you’re having a hard time, but please don’t lie to me!

Ningning: I really can tell fortunes. Believe it or not, you are about to die.

The nurse who escaped the disaster: Oh my god, I met a real big shot!

Netizens: Have you heard that counterfeit goods are having a miserable life now, and they even have to live in dilapidated Taoist temples!

Ningning: Well, actually, I’m super rich~

*

Ningning and her adopted brother will appear on a sibling variety show together, and will soon become the control group for the real rich siblings.

In the first episode, the production crew went to the house to pick someone up, and the audience was waiting to see the miserable situation of the fake daughter, but the audience went crazy: What's going on with this super luxurious villa!

Ningning: I told you, I’m super rich~

In the show, the real daughter and her younger brother love each other.

Ningning and her brother looked unfamiliar with each other.

Ningning: How about I catch you a ghost to serve you?

Ning Nian looked at the food brought by the ghost:?

Survival in the wild tests the unity between siblings. Ningning is lazy and says: I don’t want to leave. How about I let the animals help you?

Ning Nian looked at the rabbit that the wolf threw at his feet:?

In the countryside, after planting, everyone was scrambling to find water with buckets. Ningning: Don't water anymore, I'm praying for rain tonight.

In the middle of the night, Ning Nian looked at the heavy rain outside the window:?

Audience: Help! Someone please take care of her!

Ningning became popular and became the well-deserved national sister.

[Taotie cub + group pet Su Shuang + exchange marriage + little lucky star + the protagonist himself has a golden finger + no CP] (The rating has just been released and will increase later~)

Miaomiao is a little glutton who was forced to come into the world to save the human race because he ate the koi carp raised by heaven to save the world.

She became the sixth lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion.

A high monk once said that the Sixth Young Lady was doomed, and so she lived a miserable life in the Prime Minister's residence, starving, ill-fated, and often beaten and scolded. Meanwhile, her older sister had an incomparably noble destiny, born to be a phoenix.

Miaomiao was punished to stand all night on a snowy night and collapsed in front of the Prime Minister's Mansion. She was picked up by the wife of the Marquis who was passing by and was adopted as her own daughter.

After hearing the news, the nobles in the capital were all waiting to see what would happen in the Marquis' Mansion, thinking that they would be killed by the unlucky star.

But they waited and waited and waited.

When the original capital...

On the day her mother died, Sui Sui called her father and uncle. Her father didn't want her, and her uncle told her to die.

Just then, a passing tycoon took her home and raised her as his daughter.

I thought I was going to be a pitiful little thing, but on the day I returned to the He family, my grandmother waved her hand and said that all the luxury goods in the city were gathered at the He family's house, and I could choose whatever I wanted.

The richest father: Now that you're my daughter, if anyone dares to bully you, just beat them up!

Stingy uncle: Sweetie, I'll give you all the money I earn.

Domineering older brother: My sister is the best in the world!

Little Sui Sui reciprocated by chatting with Hua and finding the mole in her father's company; she inquired with Cao and found out that her disabled uncle's leg had been healed; she chatted with Da Shu and caught the murderer; and she talked with Bai Cai and discovered that her strict and old-fashioned grandfather was henpecked.

I spend my days gossiping, scorning the scumbags, planting flowers and grass—life is pretty good.

Later, the scumbag father learned the truth and came to claim him as his relative.

He Huaichuan: You want to steal my daughter? You're asking for it!

Sui Sui didn't even glance at her scumbag father, throwing herself into He Huaichuan's arms.

She already has a dad!

Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world and originally planned to make a fortune by copying songs, novels, and movies.

However, he unexpectedly awakened the public welfare superstar system, and all the money he earned from copying songs would be donated to poor mountainous areas.

So, on the night that Jiang Feng won the Golden Melody Award, he was seen taking the subway to receive the award.

On the day he became the youngest actor to win the Best Actor award, he was photographed eating instant noodles and couldn't afford to add egg.

After participating in a hit variety show, he was discovered living in an old and dilapidated rental house in an urban village and using a mobile phone for the elderly.

Even when you go out to eat steak, you have to use scallops!

So, many people said that Jiang Feng was putting on a show.

But when all the Hope Primary Schools donated by Jiang Feng were exposed, the whole network was moved to tears.

It turns out that we all misunderstood him?

[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

【Fortune telling, feng shui, metaphysics, ghost hunting, no CP, unit story】

After a catastrophe, Lin Xi, the ninth generation female leader of Taixuan Sect, arrived a thousand years later and became the granddaughter of the last disciple of Taixuan Sect. She inherited a shabby Feng Shui shop.

The sect was in decline and metaphysics was declining. In a feng shui shop that no one cared about, Lin Xi started his journey to revive the sect.

Fortune telling, divination, feng shui, exorcism and ghost hunting, you can find the answer to any question in the feng shui shop.

"Master, my grandson has been acting strangely lately. What's wrong with him?"

Lin Xi: "Your grandson has brought a ghost home. If you don't send him away quickly, he will be haunted for the rest of his life."

…..

"Master, my boyfriend is very cold to me during the day. He doesn't reply to my messages or see me. Is he cheating on me?"

Lin Xi: "Your boyfriend didn't cheat on you. He just died and didn't dare to come out during the day."

…

"Master, my wife has been having chills for the last few days. We went to the hospital but they couldn't find anything. What's wrong with her?"

Lin Xi: "She's not sick, she just has the aborted child on her back, and she wants her to go down and be with him."

…

"Master, can you help me calculate when is the best time for my boyfriend and I to get married?"

Lin Xi: "I suggest you don't get married. Your boyfriend is dating two girlfriends at the same time. He spends time with you on odd days and with her on even days."

…

Later, the threshold of the small Feng Shui shop was almost broken down by people because its fortune-telling was so accurate.

Jiang Yi, a sword genius, died before completing his cultivation. He was saved by the Lazy Immortal's inheritance and embarked on the path of demon slaying.

Other people's spirits are treated like ancestors, but Jiang Yi's spirits treat her like an ancestor.

Centuries later, Jiang Yi became famous throughout the Three Realms, commanding numerous demon spirits. He could fight against powerful figures and also support his family and farm.

Jiang Yi: My achievements today are all thanks to my self-discipline, hard work, and lofty ideals!

Demon Spirit A: My master's daily routine is nothing but idleness, but she is indeed very self-disciplined. After all, persisting in not being self-disciplined every day is also a form of self-discipline! I will learn from my master and become a self-disciplined demon. I will practice my spells 10,000 times and charge!

Spirit B: My master, who is knowledgeable in astronomy but paralyzed in the lower limbs, sleeps all day long, unable to even get out of bed, and has no time to read. It's so hard for him! Master, you just lie there and relax. Leave the work of earning money to support the family to me!

Demon Spirit C: My master's lifelong wish is to go all in! First, to do nothing; second, to rest constantly. Anyone who dares to disturb my master from achieving his wish will face my wrath, and I'll slaughter their entire clan several times over!

All beings in the Three Realms: Why is she so lazy yet so strong? (crying)