After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.

Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.

He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.

The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!

Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.

The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!

**

The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.

One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.

The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.

Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?

Konoe: ???

**

Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.

Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.

Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?

Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."

[Role Reversal—You'll See What Cruelty Is] + [No Female Lead]

When the human world was infiltrated by monsters and humanity was helpless, a game called [Night Paradise] suddenly appeared.

In this game, humans became the [Slaughterers], while monsters became the [Survivors].

After entering the game, Lin Yuan, who had been reborn, drew an X-Level Talent: Slaughter Abyss.

The effect of this talent is: For every perfect kill of a survivor, you can gain 2 points of Brutality, 1 point of Agility, and 1 point of Perception.

"With the roles reversed, Lin Yuan will use the weapon in his hand to show those monsters what true cruelty is!"

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

The way of heaven collapses, the chaotic beasts become extinct, the world history is broken, and the war between humans and demons continues...

Everyone thought that the end of evolution was the immortal beasts, until Lin Chen brought his cow to this continent and broke the law of evolution in this world.

......

PS: There are three evolutionary routes:

Atavism evolution: if a single bloodline exceeds 50%, there is a chance to reappear the original ancestor

Alienation Evolution: Fusion of three 20%+ bloodlines to create a new variant form

Law Evolution: Breaking through the 99% purity barrier, the body becomes energy

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

[Crazy + Villainess + Supporting Character Strikes Back + Everyone Regrets Profoundly + No CP]

After a tragic death, Nascent Soul True Monarch Song Wanning realized she was just a wicked supporting character!

Her childhood sweetheart of a hundred years, influenced by the "transmigrated" female protagonist (her disciple), forced her into demonic cultivation.

Her most beloved senior disciple, the "male protagonist," personally ground her bones to dust.

Finally, they even colluded to slaughter her entire family.

Given a second chance, the Three Lives Mirror told her that to survive, she had to thoroughly whitewash herself and earn the goodwill of the male and female protagonists.

Song Wanning smiled gently.

Whitewash?

What sense does it make for a wicked supporting character to whitewash herself?

A wicked supporting character who knows the plot—how is that any different from a wolf entering a sheepfold?

* The Medicine King Sect's inheritance is only for the female protagonist, not for her?

Song Wanning directly scattered the inheritance's divine sense, and as for his Medicine King Sect...

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.