"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

[Simulator] + [Muscle] + [Warrior] + [Immortal of All Races] + [Captive Human Race]

As the designated protagonist, he was actually beset with numerous disasters.

It was as if a big hand was controlling everything, trying to kill the last hope of the human race.

But I never thought that the eternal plan would lead to a wall hanging!

"No, he seems to be very familiar with my magical powers..."

"Outrageous! I had just left the clan to prepare for an ambush, and he destroyed my lair..."

"Something's wrong. Why haven't any of the eternal killing calamities we set up taken effect?"

Countless years later, a muscular monster stepped out of the human territory, followed by thousands of warriors.

"Today, we must fight for the human race!!"

[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

Mai Dongzi thought she was trapped in a bloody plot of a real and fake daughter, but later found out that it was a conspiracy, someone wanted to steal her position as the heroine and the heart of the hero. When she was about to abandon her identity as a fake daughter and walk her own way, she found out that she was in a book. What made her depressed was that the book was not a bloody sweet romance drama, but an interstellar doomsday disaster drama.

( There are "survival adventure live broadcasts and unlimited streaming plots.")

The way of heaven collapses, the chaotic beasts become extinct, the world history is broken, and the war between humans and demons continues...

Everyone thought that the end of evolution was the immortal beasts, until Lin Chen brought his cow to this continent and broke the law of evolution in this world.

......

PS: There are three evolutionary routes:

Atavism evolution: if a single bloodline exceeds 50%, there is a chance to reappear the original ancestor

Alienation Evolution: Fusion of three 20%+ bloodlines to create a new variant form

Law Evolution: Breaking through the 99% purity barrier, the body becomes energy

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

[Crazy + Villainess + Supporting Character Strikes Back + Everyone Regrets Profoundly + No CP]

After a tragic death, Nascent Soul True Monarch Song Wanning realized she was just a wicked supporting character!

Her childhood sweetheart of a hundred years, influenced by the "transmigrated" female protagonist (her disciple), forced her into demonic cultivation.

Her most beloved senior disciple, the "male protagonist," personally ground her bones to dust.

Finally, they even colluded to slaughter her entire family.

Given a second chance, the Three Lives Mirror told her that to survive, she had to thoroughly whitewash herself and earn the goodwill of the male and female protagonists.

Song Wanning smiled gently.

Whitewash?

What sense does it make for a wicked supporting character to whitewash herself?

A wicked supporting character who knows the plot—how is that any different from a wolf entering a sheepfold?

* The Medicine King Sect's inheritance is only for the female protagonist, not for her?

Song Wanning directly scattered the inheritance's divine sense, and as for his Medicine King Sect...

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

[Ordinary cultivation of immortality + Taoist immortality + avoiding danger]

In the world of cultivation, Lu Qing relied on the skills of avoiding danger to escape from dangerous situations time and time again.

He is low-key and just wants to live forever.

The peerless genius is full of vigor and vitality, and Lu Qing is practicing.

A peerless expert suddenly appeared, but Lu Qing was still practicing.

Later, the chosen ones of heaven, the most evil geniuses, and the most powerful men of the same period have all become dried bones in the graves.

Lu Qing, however, has transcended the boundless.

Disaster is always one step behind me. ——He said so.

In the howling northern wilderness, Louis Calvin wrapped himself in a wolfskin cloak and stood alone on an ice cliff.

As the son of a duke, he was thrown into this permafrost wilderness by his family in the name of "opening up glory".

He thought he was doomed, but he didn't expect the daily intelligence system to be activated:

[Thirty-seven frozen hungry wolves are lurking in the southeast valley and will raid the territory tonight.]

[The corpse of an ancient god will float out of the ice lake at dawn, and the divinity of winter will remain in its heart.]

[The Plantagenet Church will regard you as a blasphemer, and the Holy Flame Knights have embarked on the road to the north]

[The undead frenzy will sweep across the continent, and only one in a million humans will survive.]

...

While the southern nobles were scheming for power, Louis's cavalry had already crushed the barbarian tribes.

The frost dragon roared over the Frost Iron Wall.

Winter has arrived, and this storm will eventually engulf the entire continent.